Your Elementary Student Doesn't Need A Cell phone. Brad Trackman

12 Th09, 2020
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Your elementary student doesn't need a cell phone, if they're like Brad Trackman they can wait until they're 29 years old. Whether it's having to use the green left handed scissors, or telling your child they can't have a cell phone until they are 29 years old, this clip from Brad Trackman's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. Watch Brad Trackman's Full Dry Bar Comedy special "Thanks" available only at www.drybarcomedy.com/bradt
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  • "I want you to treat me like I'm illiterate, grrrr." 😂😂😂😂 Too funny.

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroTháng trước
  • I NEED THE GREEN SCISSORS!!! The cell phone thing is almost not funny. 😳😂

    BarbieBarbieTháng trước
  • Sucked

    Chris SchmitzChris SchmitzTháng trước
  • Leftie here. We had red handled scissors that said left on them...They always gave me them..I could never use them...

    Liss LissingtonLiss Lissington2 tháng trước
  • Left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds. 👍

    Elmore Gliding ClubElmore Gliding Club2 tháng trước
  • Facts! I didn't get my first cell phone till I was 21 years old, and my mom brought it for me as a bday present. It was a Verizon prepaid 😄

    StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 tháng trước
  • My parents made me get a cell phone when I was 15 i didn't want one. Yes i said i didn't want one. I do have a cell phone now and use it strictly for a cell phone, the only app i have on it is a weather app. Im watching this on my tablet. And im only 24. Im not big into new technology. I wear a $ 19.80 Casio watch. I never want a smart watch and I don't need a rolex to look fancy. Kids today want the newest technology i just want to be happy everyday and enjoy life get outside. Walk my dog. Enjoy the world we have.

    Taylor WendtTaylor Wendt2 tháng trước
  • Okay this guy reminds me of Kevin James

    Taylor WendtTaylor Wendt2 tháng trước
  • what a coincidence i was 29 too when i got my first cell phone

    Anita BurkeAnita Burke2 tháng trước
  • Meh.

    Joe Max FpvJoe Max Fpv2 tháng trước
  • This guy sucks

    yo mamayo mama2 tháng trước
  • What's with the green scissors? Does it mean something?

    RaziRazi2 tháng trước
    • They were made for left handed people

      Dana NDana N2 tháng trước
  • Omg I use a similar cell phone joke in my bit. Arghhhh!!!!!!

    Ms GMs G2 tháng trước
  • him: did you cut the umbilical cord with any of your kids? me: no, i used the green scissors.

    DraganGrazicDraganGrazic2 tháng trước
  • I got my first cell phone when I was 36. I only had it because I worked in sales for Motorola and they issued a phone and paid the airtime bill.

    Earthworms CrawlEarthworms Crawl2 tháng trước
  • Finally! Another short left handed person!

    Emily LynchEmily Lynch2 tháng trước
  • His depression kind of made me depressed & I'm a happy guy. I think he might be better if he could see the humor in his own humor.

    XroXro2 tháng trước
  • Jesus Loves You

    Jesus LovesJesus Loves2 tháng trước
  • WEAK!

    Arakasi AcomaArakasi Acoma2 tháng trước
  • My hand ate my homework deserved a bigger laugh 🤣

    StarScream 777StarScream 7772 tháng trước
    • Totally 😂

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickTháng trước
    • @Bobbie Grimes one of them green scissors racals huh 😂

      StarScream 777StarScream 7772 tháng trước
    • I'm a lefty and that line had me crying!

      Bobbie GrimesBobbie Grimes2 tháng trước
    • I got the feeling that joke went over a few people's heads.

      Aaron ShirkAaron Shirk2 tháng trước
  • 😆❤️

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald2 tháng trước
  • He is GREAT. Good laughs. Thx.

    littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.2 tháng trước
  • I remember the green scissors.

    JediSiouxsieJediSiouxsie2 tháng trước
    • I'm so old they didn't have green scissors.😝☺☺☺

      Lu KaplanLu Kaplan2 tháng trước
  • I have to agree with his last point. The absolute earliest a kid should have their own phone is high school.

    kingofbudokaikingofbudokai2 tháng trước
    • the earliest should be when you get a car. thats the only time you need one. they need to bring back pagers

      dirtrider88dirtrider882 tháng trước
  • I grew up kinda broke. I just bought my first cell phone at 29. How ironic is that. Lol.

    Katherine TrimbleKatherine Trimble2 tháng trước
  • I feel bad for his neck. I tried sticking my head that far out in front of my body, and it hurts.

    JustOneAsbestoJustOneAsbesto2 tháng trước
  • Women Like intelligent men? My chances just went up

    ima potatoima potato2 tháng trước
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom I do try to have all those

      ima potatoima potato2 tháng trước
    • @Kiskil Lilla heh spelling is not my strong suit. I'm a numbers person

      ima potatoima potato2 tháng trước
    • What attracts someone to another? Take notes. Their Faith in God and the Lord, ntelligence, kindness, the mind and the heart... at least for me. Stay safe, ok? 🙏❤🙏

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • *intelligent

      Kiskil LillaKiskil Lilla2 tháng trước
  • My 6 ½ year old nephew has both an iPad and iPhone. And he knows how to use them better than me and I'm 61 lol

    Jacky FriedmanJacky Friedman2 tháng trước
    • 60 here. Can totally relate, lol!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • Ey! Green scissor man. "Lefty is besty"

    Ronny ShamaRonny Shama2 tháng trước
  • I expected so much more from this...

    MaddieMaddie2 tháng trước
  • The end was the best part and well worth the wait 😆

    Di Di BeeDi Di Bee2 tháng trước
  • Green scissors must've been something local to him. I'm left handed and never heard of this. But then they also forced me to learn to use scissors with my right hand so.....

    jae birdjae bird2 tháng trước
  • Comedians talking about their spawn.... is there anything less interesaing?

    Think FloydThink Floyd2 tháng trước
  • The biggest plight of a lefty= pencil smuge marks on paper and the edge of your hand coated with graphite

    fattyjaybirdfattyjaybird2 tháng trước
    • fattyjaybird As a lefty I can confirm

      KissySquidKissySquid2 tháng trước
  • The title alone is worth a like.

    Landon GraberLandon Graber2 tháng trước
    • Agreed

      Kathryne HierscheKathryne Hiersche2 tháng trước
    • only the title

      Cheri WhartonCheri Wharton2 tháng trước
  • I didn't get my first cell phone until I bought it myself. I was 19

    Ryu MajinRyu Majin2 tháng trước
  • Best part was imagining that the backdrop was a huge Reese's cup

    Teresa MehlerTeresa Mehler2 tháng trước
    • 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickTháng trước
  • Started off strong but fell flat towards the end

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico2 tháng trước
  • I literally just smiled the whole time watching this. Awkwardly...

    Lyric MaloLyric Malo2 tháng trước
  • Awe, most do need a accessible phone. Personal trainers are too explicit.

    Jina GibsonJina Gibson2 tháng trước
  • I wonder what smartphones will be like in 18 years.

    Michael HartmanMichael Hartman2 tháng trước
    • @pokedude 32 uhhh... because he wanted to, or it popped into his head, might be part of his lame script?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • There won't be smartphones, just smart holograms

      ima potatoima potato2 tháng trước
    • Really what made you think of that ? 🤔

      pokedude 32pokedude 322 tháng trước
  • When do the jokes start

    kaykay12152kaykay121522 tháng trước
  • Green scissors = Best. Callback. Ever.

    CounterCultureWISECounterCultureWISE2 tháng trước
  • I was 68 years old before I got my first cell phone

    Martin AlonzoMartin Alonzo2 tháng trước
    • @Denise Vasquez Lemrick how many people bought those bricks

      ima potatoima potatoTháng trước
    • @ima potato cell phones existed for us people since the mid to late 90's...over 20 years ago when Martin would have been in his mid to late 40's I'm guessing........so yes they did exist.......

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickTháng trước
    • I was 34 yrs old....I'm 54 now...🤷

      Denise Vasquez LemrickDenise Vasquez LemrickTháng trước
    • Are you 78 now...and WHY WOULD you be subbed to PEWDIEPIE...BS

      TRU BLU DRUTRU BLU DRU2 tháng trước
    • Cool

      Rosie ClarkeRosie Clarke2 tháng trước
  • I am left handed and I know what he is taking abt

    Fan EditsFan Edits2 tháng trước
  • 1.2/10 delivery of jokes was as dry as the joke itself. People barely laughed in the audience.

    GLG UnleashedGLG Unleashed2 tháng trước
    • By barely laughed..... you didn't watch through the whole video didn't you.

      LiteAsuraLiteAsura2 tháng trước
    • You're not funny either.

      Michael HartmanMichael Hartman2 tháng trước
    • I enjoy this type of delivery but this time it was quite too dry indeed.

      David SDavid S2 tháng trước
  • Want is different than a need

    Josh JacksonJosh Jackson2 tháng trước
  • What is going to happen with my son's on the way to school if someone stop's them and no one hears their call for help.......or too scared too help 911 will show up with no questions any race or reason......

    Josh JacksonJosh Jackson2 tháng trước
    • @istyleonu Grammar? Grammar Queen here. It's they're, with an apostrophe, a contraction of the words THEY and ARE. Lol.@.u.again... 🤣 rofl.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • AMEN AND AMEN. My son had one in 6th grade, just a straight up flip cell phone. No yt, internet. We both worked 40-60 hours a week, and he knew that he could walk out of class, on the school bus or otherwise call us any time, anywhere. Period. Today, he teaches me about smart phones, though I'm catching up. We have the same cell phone, lol. Stay safe, ok?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • @KissySquid I know. But it's the Internet. I was trying to be polite. Because either you were joking or you really didn't understand. I bet on the wrong horse. There are people not from the U.S., but whatever.

      Drtbag39Drtbag392 tháng trước
    • Drtbag39 No no we’re just having a little fun with this person’s English there’s a thread with Josh J. just complaining and having terrible internet penmanship

      KissySquidKissySquid2 tháng trước
    • @Drtbag39 nah. Part of stupid is that you don't get humor.

      CounterCultureWISECounterCultureWISE2 tháng trước
  • Brad doesnt need a cellphone.

    Grapetone NatchesGrapetone Natches2 tháng trước
  • 1st joke

    Sparkes TVSparkes TV2 tháng trước
  • Looool

    Sparkes TVSparkes TV2 tháng trước
  • fIrSt

    RepublicTrooperRepublicTrooper2 tháng trước
    • What do we have for him Johnny?

      RastaGyal JenJenRastaGyal JenJen2 tháng trước
    • Darn bro 🅱️eaT m3 to iT

      KissySquidKissySquid2 tháng trước
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