You Should Only Eat Things You Can Pronounce. Susan Jones

16 Th10, 2020
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You should only eat things you can pronounce if you want to lose weight, luckily for Susan Jones she can pronounce things like sugar and butter. If you're ready for a laugh, while learning about what is healthy to eat and what isn't watch "Lady Ha Ha" by Susan Jones only at www.drybarcomedy.com/susanj
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  • Loved this.. all women who have ever dieted will feel every inch of this routine lol

    Raukura CaveRaukura Cave24 ngày trước
  • One negative comment from me.

    Cooked Comedy ChannelCooked Comedy ChannelTháng trước
  • Omg the bugles on the fingertips. Takes me back to when I used to put bugles on my fingertips. 🤣

    beth thompsonbeth thompsonTháng trước
  • LOL

    GorakhnathGorakhnathTháng trước
  • Wow, she's full of skit.

    Child of GodChild of GodTháng trước
  • Olives r a fruit tho so makes sense

    kj lokj loTháng trước
  • Fun fact: In Soviet Russia, the bottles vodka came in were NOT resealable.

    ccggenius12ccggenius12Tháng trước
  • I love this woman lol She is too funny.

    Nilta MimsNilta MimsTháng trước
  • I LOVE this lady! She's hilarious!

    M JamesM JamesTháng trước
  • I'm guessing she eats anything and everything.

    Oh HanselOh HanselTháng trước
  • Good work on the "food log!"

    Aeron JarrettAeron JarrettTháng trước
  • Hello, I enjoyed your secial... I have a thyroid problem and as much as I try cannot gain weight, but my fiance body shames herself, but I think beautiful is in the mind and not what look. There two people in this me... it's you are inside that counts. And in my eyes everyone is beautiful in their own right... thank you for being strong and funny as hell. Be safe and God bless... cause you are funny and cool. These types of things keep me from going crazy. Hope to see more of your acts some time soon.

    Justin GibsonJustin GibsonTháng trước
  • Lol I love her she's funny

    47 Hippo47 HippoTháng trước
  • She seem very good at spelling then

    Anh Trịnh TuấnAnh Trịnh TuấnTháng trước
  • She is hilarious!

    traczebabetraczebabeTháng trước
  • Well, at last, an excuse not to eat quinoa.

    Anna Lieff-SaxbyAnna Lieff-SaxbyTháng trước
  • ♥️👏😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldTháng trước
  • LOL!!!🤣😂🤣😂 Love her!!💜 And I love the hell out of Black&Green olives!! I load the crap out of my salads with them. Never will I stop lol

    JByepitsmeJByepitsmeTháng trước
  • Honey eat a cup of olives, they are great for you! But you’re funny!

    Shauna CarpenterShauna CarpenterTháng trước
  • Sugar lol

    Ryan SearsRyan SearsTháng trước
  • Three Olives what the hell he's just going to eat three olives🤣😂😅😆😃💛🧡

    Marie ClarkMarie ClarkTháng trước
  • That's hilarious yes Susan is a very common name I have a sister named Susan she would probably would have said the same thing👏👍🤟🤟🤣😂😅😆😃💛🧡

    Marie ClarkMarie ClarkTháng trước
  • I think I laughed harder at this three minute clip than any other dry bar comic! This was epic!

    Lucine DarakjianLucine DarakjianTháng trước
  • I about died laughing. Please put up this lady's full skit!

    keithdfox2keithdfox2Tháng trước
  • I clicked, because I already agreed with the title. I've always said that xD Don't eat what you can't say

    Lana Jig-makerLana Jig-makerTháng trước
  • Just going off the title, this woman must be an English major!

    ogEvanAlmightyogEvanAlmightyTháng trước
  • “Ate a bag of sugar and a stick of butter” LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    Robert HernandezRobert HernandezTháng trước
  • If she was slim fit she would be wifey material to me, nice smile, decent face and actually a funny lady which is rare on its own, but she comes in too large of a dosage

    coffee guzzlercoffee guzzlerTháng trước
  • Yeah I noticed Virgil's eyeshadow too! I wonder what the changing could mean. It seems to be purple when he's positive and black when he's negative. Part of me is kinda theorizing that Virgil could possibly be becoming more than anxiety, maybe he's also becoming Thomas's bravery

    Rebekah LarsenRebekah LarsenTháng trước
  • Wow she was truly funny !⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️braking down the stereo type that women comedians aren’t funny

    Mr. A Gigitty gigittyMr. A Gigitty gigittyTháng trước
  • She's hillarious.

    JTuaimJTuaimTháng trước
  • She's super funny!

    RenRenTháng trước
  • real sick of fat comedians making their entire act about being fat. you are a human being, not just blubber.

    Janet SteinmanJanet SteinmanTháng trước
  • So I cannot eat War Chester Shire sauce ?

    Philippe H.Philippe H.Tháng trước
    • Nobody can.

      Scrambles the Death DealerScrambles the Death DealerTháng trước
  • She's hilarious! I want to go find more of her stuff! 😂👍

    Jena CallaciJena CallaciTháng trước
  • She made me crack my expensive charcoal face mask with smiling. Lol She is very funny.

    Lyric MaloLyric MaloTháng trước
    • i get it bro

      H KH KTháng trước
  • Yeeeeesssssss!!! MORE OF HER!!!!

    Erin JamesErin JamesTháng trước
  • Thanks for the laugh! To those with unkind comments, unless it is just a sketch, she appears to be working with someone to improve her health. With the exception of those who proclaim that excess weight is good, large people do not need you to remind them of their size. If you actually care, be kind.

    Eureka HopeEureka HopeTháng trước
    • She has had a couple more videos on here and said she has lost well over 100lbs...so those morons can stick their comments. 😁

      Tim 57Tim 57Tháng trước
    • Unfortunately all too many people that have never had weight issues just assume a heavy person is either a glutton, a couch potato, or lacking in willpower. The concept that the person may have a health or metabolism problem never even occures to them. My best friend put on 100 extra pounds when a new medication screwed with her metabolism. And thanks to an undiagnosed thyroid problem I went from a size 12 to a size 24 over a 30 year period. Despite the fact I was eating more healthy than most people do, and had a physically demanding job. But we have both been bullied for our weight, even by friends and family.

      Julie BakerJulie BakerTháng trước
  • "Don't eat anything you can't pronounce." I'm a chemistry student, a former EMT, and a lifelong enthusiast for Linguistics, Engineering,and anything else I can shove between my ears. So that motto does me no good. 😂

    Brandon TaitanoBrandon TaitanoTháng trước
    • I can relate, lol.

      graceoverallgraceoverallTháng trước
    • @Julie Baker Well, considering that hydroxyethle cellulose is a gelling and thickening agent, I think you could use it to turn the mashers back into potatoes... Sans skin, of course.

      Brandon TaitanoBrandon TaitanoTháng trước
    • You two are equally cringe, you should hookup

      LeoLeoTháng trước
    • Yeah I know. You don't tell an English major that taught herself how to read phonetically at 4 years old despite dyslexia, something like that. That means I can eat just about ANYTHING. Hydroxyethyl cellulose? Ok. Does it go better on ice cream or mashed potatoes? 🙊😉

      Julie BakerJulie BakerTháng trước
  • This lady is fantastic 😂

    Jake KaiserJake KaiserTháng trước
    • Want to see more 😂

      Eric WillingsEric WillingsTháng trước
  • Seriously, she could beat me in any competition that you can name.

    88Shinto88ShintoTháng trước
    • A foot race? If yes thats not good, she doesn't look like a speedster

      Brutus BrutusBrutus BrutusTháng trước
  • Looks like she can pronounce alot

    Vincent JamesVincent JamesTháng trước
    • I see what you did there...

      Philippe H.Philippe H.Tháng trước
  • She's fantastic

    Amy Sue WestAmy Sue WestTháng trước
  • She should probably just stop eating altogether.

    M CM CTháng trước
    • @M C I need to know why you seem to think this is your business? How's much she eats or how long she lives is her choice. You, my dear, have no say in the matter. I'm sure Susan could care less than I do of your moronic little opinion on her size or how long she has to live. The thing is the moment you decided you didn't like this beautiful young lady you should have clicked off but instead you tried to insult her. You only embarrassed yourself. Now. Go back to mommy's basement little boy.. it's time for cartoons.

      Nena ElliottNena ElliottTháng trước
    • @M C You continue to be as loving, kind, and gentle as you are displaying. May your compassion continue to draw many to you as your pleasant ways make all come near you embrace you as they feel your welcoming words uplift and edify them.

      Sharon SmallsSharon SmallsTháng trước
    • @Nena Elliott I don’t have to wish her dead. If you’re that a fat, you’re going into an early grave. Fact.

      M CM CTháng trước
    • @Sharon Smalls no it isn’t. Obesity kills.

      M CM CTháng trước
    • @Sharon Smalls She has had a couple more videos on here and said she has lost well over 100lbs...so these morons can stick their comments. 😁

      Tim 57Tim 57Tháng trước
  • I haven’t laughed like this in over 5 yrs: exception the olives and olivethem joke 😂😂❤️

    Lo Anne LightLo Anne LightTháng trước
    • Check out Brian Regan....try not to pee your pants

      born2xlr8 yepborn2xlr8 yepTháng trước
    • What a striking woman. A vaudevillian.

      Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockTháng trước
    • Watch Brad Upton on this VIworld channel! His deal is like 40 mins long but its probably the funniest I've seen so far and I've watched a bunch! Boomer triggers gen z snowflakes is his show name, its hilarious!

      Brutus BrutusBrutus BrutusTháng trước
    • Like a roman emperor.... decided who dies... and olives

      Philippe H.Philippe H.Tháng trước
  • "..... of Sugar"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    JJoh4040JJoh4040Tháng trước
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