You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special

15 Th09, 2020
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You're old if you sound like this! Ross Bennett is here to break down the joys of being old and all the weird noises you make once you become old. This Dry Bar Comedy special from Ross Bennett is full of hilarious stories from growing up in New York to stories about his military father and it. is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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  • He is hilarious! Love him!

    Cindy StottCindy Stott10 giờ trước
  • Very funny!!

    Laurie GlascockLaurie Glascock11 giờ trước
  • I love this guy but...Drybar, enough with the F**KING logo in the lower corner...we already know it's YOU.

    Gregory LoomisGregory Loomis17 giờ trước
  • Hilarious

    Faride LadakFaride LadakNgày trước
  • I loved the wrestling/minister tv!

    Sylvia StreetSylvia StreetNgày trước
  • I have watched a lot of comedians but this guy takes the cake! He is the funniest and I’m not sayin that because I’m 60...well, maybe I am... he is hilarious.

    MaryjMaryjNgày trước
  • What is it with all those split second commercials ???

    InsearchuvuInsearchuvuNgày trước
  • That's how I learned to ski. Let's go skiing. We got to the top of a blue square (at least not a black diamond). I was shown how to snow plow and then basically told, "See you at the bottom". I did that to my college roommate, but not my wife or kids. I learned from those experiences.

    sigmishsigmishNgày trước

    Henrietta JonesHenrietta JonesNgày trước
  • This guy is awesome!

    Julie HoltJulie Holt2 ngày trước
  • This man is great!!

    Troy MustgraveTroy Mustgrave2 ngày trước
  • You're old if you think that guy's funny.

    Jeff AllerJeff Aller3 ngày trước
  • this was a confusing video. for half of the 40 minute video was a guy doing some kind of comedic stand-up routine. which interrupted the video i was trying to watch for Chromebook. there must have been 20 break-ins of the stand-up guy. that's about one every 2 minutes...yea, that's about right. ridiculous.

    Tim PatzTim Patz3 ngày trước
  • EVERYBODY loved Bruno Sammartino back in the day.

    Kevin JonesKevin Jones5 ngày trước

    VEZOVEZO5 ngày trước
  • Every single minute of his show..... Truth Thank you Ross, you are hilarious!

    Gary HaberGary Haber6 ngày trước
  • Laughed so hard I couldn't stop coughing! Coughed so hard I gave myself a colonoscopy prep! I don't need no stinkin' chapstick!!! This guy is hysterical and I'm a bit crass...

    Lynda HammondLynda Hammond6 ngày trước
  • Pretty funny. Like this guy.

    ShadowmibShadowmib7 ngày trước
  • Hilarious.....

    red04111987red041119877 ngày trước
  • I get painting the box..back in the dad made us paint the trim.. steps n foundation of the house every spring.😎

    Betty ButlerBetty Butler8 ngày trước
  • I laughed. Which is unusual.

    MrProtozaurMrProtozaur9 ngày trước
  • I love energetic comedians. Sometimes I think they spray the audience with laughing gas. This guy could be a non gas dentist.

    JTuaimJTuaim9 ngày trước
  • This special was AMAZING! what a funny man. I loved it! And this is the first stand up special I've seen that is... The word to describe it are probably "sweet" and "adorable" Yes.. this is a hilarious,sweet and adorable special. Thank you!

    Tom FTom F10 ngày trước
  • Ross Bennett is the Richard Simmonds of Stand Up Comedy....and I'm absolutely loving it!!!

    Ruby Watson-HolmesRuby Watson-Holmes11 ngày trước
  • Ok, but in all seriousness, flying saucer style sleds were awesome

    Sean MarchantSean Marchant11 ngày trước
  • OMG, LOL, this was pure genius! Awesome work!

    CollaboradevCollaboradev11 ngày trước
  • So Dry Bar Comedy, you mean to say that in a little bit more than half an hour, I am going to watch ELEVEN ads? This is the best joke on this whole channel.

    Ele NaEle Na11 ngày trước
  • This Guy is something special. He is worth every second listening to him. ♡

    Kenza AhlulbaytKenza Ahlulbayt13 ngày trước
  • Wait....when did Hornell get a Costco? LOL I grew up in Allegany County New York

    Joseph HamiltonJoseph Hamilton13 ngày trước
  • I'm cryingggg 😂😂😂 he is so funny

    Victoria KVictoria K13 ngày trước
  • Old lady in the crowd knows "All you gotta do to make it feel better is rub it" XD

    SMILE FOR MESMILE FOR ME13 ngày trước
  • I'm an older millennial and I havent laughed this hard in a while, I can relate to a lot of these jokes. Its mostly Gen Z that wouldn't be able to I think, we could still play outside in the 90s lmao.

    Luis EnriquezLuis Enriquez14 ngày trước
  • 7:52 As a Buffalo, NY native now living in the midwest, I can totally relate to this. I always have to clarify for people, "No, I lived on the OTHER side of the state, and I've never set foot in NYC."

    Graeme SwallowGraeme Swallow14 ngày trước
  • I'm only 36 and I do those noises but I hurt myself a couple of years ago and still suffering from some of it. But I make the same noises he describes lol!

    Karen TuckerKaren Tucker16 ngày trước
  • Absolutely love when a talented individual does their homework to make there art exceptional

    Truck TaxiTruck Taxi16 ngày trước
  • Canadian coins never make it down here to California. 🌴

    szqsk8szqsk817 ngày trước
  • This guy just made my day. Early Saturday morning and I just laughed no stop.🤣😂

    D MD M17 ngày trước
  • He is so funny 😂

    D MD M17 ngày trước
  • The "snow day" being a gift from God is the truth when you live in Colorado as a kid. Loved the skiing and sledding bit, as well as the wrestling, gospel hour, and 130 year old joke. One of the funniest Drybar comedians yet.

    Justified LifeJustified Life20 ngày trước
  • I loved this!

    Justified LifeJustified Life21 ngày trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    The GreenMatrixOrbThe GreenMatrixOrb23 ngày trước
  • He’s like if Lewis black wasn’t so angry

    way2sh0rt07gradway2sh0rt07grad23 ngày trước
  • I love him. My sides hurt!

    PugLovahPugLovah24 ngày trước
  • crowds are overrated, the laser beam dog joke killed me.

    zekester1981zekester198124 ngày trước
  • Its not "making noises" its called "discovering your sound effects".

    The disco_timelordThe disco_timelord24 ngày trước
  • Bwahaaaaaa.

    J RJ R24 ngày trước
  • 34:12 I was just as heartbroken as the audience. This genius bluffed and kept the show going. By far my favorite Dry Bar special. You're a legend, Ross.

    Shawn BriestShawn Briest25 ngày trước
  • That is one hell of a funny bloke!

    Dick SplattDick Splatt25 ngày trước
  • What a fantastic comedian.... very surprised I haven't heard of him before

    john moserjohn moser25 ngày trước
  • Absolutely hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing

    Esther HemmingEsther Hemming27 ngày trước
  • When did Orville Redenbacher get into Stand up Comedy?🤨🍿

    Imperial Guard #28Imperial Guard #2827 ngày trước
  • Ross is absolutely adorable! I don't mind profanity, but clean comedy is um, . . a treat.

    DK Dempcey Knight DKDK Dempcey Knight DK28 ngày trước
  • So funny I peed a little from laughing!

    amjPeaceamjPeace28 ngày trước
  • Great show! LOL funny. Didn't want it to end. Quirky style, perfect delivery. More like this, please.

    Tori MorganTori MorganTháng trước
  • OMG, I just told my 6 yr old that Vertical Crack joke... my daughter looked 😒 at me with disconcerted eyes.... that was funnier than the joke!!!

    bllouriasbllouriasTháng trước
  • Just occurred to me that Ross’ smile makes him look like Jonathan Lipnicki (the kid from Jerry Maguire). Ross probably resembled Jonathan during his childhood

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazziTháng trước
  • “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭3:16‬

    Kyle GKyle GTháng trước
  • He is the best comedian by far.

    Bill HenryBill HenryTháng trước
  • I had to have a colonoscopy. He's right. At 63 I was informed I should already have had one. I was terrified. He's hilarious. I didn't get the chapstick joke till now. Hilarious but UGH! I talk to inanimate objects and make odd sounds. Glad I'm not the only one. LOL

    Carla AustinCarla AustinTháng trước
  • You sound like you old enough to notice Nerf board is. Go on that for about a half hour

    Eric BeattieEric BeattieTháng trước
  • The UFO it sucks when you end up on the ice and you hear it cracking p

    Eric BeattieEric BeattieTháng trước
  • Luckily I drove a taxi at night. My son always had a ride home

    Eric BeattieEric BeattieTháng trước
  • 8:35 Adjectives are easy bro, isolate the root. Presumptuous/ presumption/ presume.

    William UnderhillWilliam UnderhillTháng trước
  • Wim Wenders is doing comedy now?

    TheTuubsterTheTuubsterTháng trước
  • He reminds me of Lewis Black but less ornery and with cleaner material 😂😂😂

    dilapidated daffodildilapidated daffodilTháng trước
  • Loved his routine! I can relate to so much - he and I are the same age. My sides hurt from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    Susan CammererSusan CammererTháng trước
  • I am there and I’m 19 👁💧👄💧👁

    Shonda EDShonda EDTháng trước
  • Looks like beaker from the muppets

    Steven ArnoldSteven ArnoldTháng trước
  • Oh my God, I've seen a bunch of Dry Bar Comedy and this guy absolutely is one of the funniest ever.

    Bill TaggartBill TaggartTháng trước
  • " I don't know what i need until i'm in the store" !!! oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

    plutoplattersplutoplattersTháng trước
  • This guy is GOOD.

    plutoplattersplutoplattersTháng trước
  • This guy is definitely one of my favorites.

    David Jordon MillerDavid Jordon MillerTháng trước
  • One of the funniest comics I have seen

    Monique WilliamsMonique WilliamsTháng trước
  • He sounds very... Jewish xD

    LoknazLoknazTháng trước
  • LMAO!!!! I don't feel so crazy anymore. He shops the same way I do.

    Mrs. B.S.Mrs. B.S.Tháng trước
  • I really like this man! He's so realistic and funny!

    Beth MerryfieldBeth MerryfieldTháng trước
  • These standups are beyond advertisement laden. They used to not be so egregiously interruptive and now every bit that the comic setups is blown. Shame on Dry Comedy Bar for changing the settings of the content from intermittent ads to constant, it's ruining the acts. BOOOOO. I will now make a point of spite to never buy any of the products or services advertised here. FYou Dry Bar. PS- Ross Bennet is the best act they've had in awhile, good flow (when it's not interrupted) and delivery.

    Liam HassettLiam HassettTháng trước
  • Yup. I'm at the age of unwarranted bodily noises. Oof. Ugh. Uffdah.

    JekkuJekkuTháng trước
  • I have seen clips before and alway wanted more. Ross, I was not disappointed! I laughed until I couldn't breathe. You are wonderful! I love how physical and expressive your comedy is. Better than Red Skelton!

    Janet ScofieldJanet ScofieldTháng trước
  • Excelent!

    Adrian CatalinAdrian CatalinTháng trước
  • Love everything about this guy ...his classic comedian look..his jokes and personality are right on point

    Michael WargoMichael WargoTháng trước
  • We used to *Go outside and play.* Yep.

    God be with youGod be with youTháng trước
  • It started off kinda slow and i might even say cringy, but it picked up real good :)

    DaDevilDaDevilTháng trước
  • He totally looks like he lives on the UWS in Manhattan. Love it.

    Dawn H.Dawn H.Tháng trước
  • the ads on here are ridiculous. Guess this is Drybars way of getting paying customers. Other than that...guy is hilarious but wont be watching anymore due to every 3 min add

    Quarter HorseQuarter HorseTháng trước
  • Toooo funny ! 👍

    Grateful GalGrateful GalTháng trước
  • outstanding. Thank you.

    Stewart DegnerStewart DegnerTháng trước
  • Some funny most was not. Does he shout if he wasn't deaf, I was borderline deaf because of his shouting.

    Hook BeakHook BeakTháng trước
  • Brilliant

    Tim WoodsTim WoodsTháng trước
  • 🤣 awesome Watch this !

    Catherine StampsCatherine StampsTháng trước
  • Your awesome!

    Catherine StampsCatherine StampsTháng trước
  • Lmao -

    Catherine StampsCatherine StampsTháng trước
  • I don’t have a list! Lmao 😂

    Catherine StampsCatherine StampsTháng trước
  • He absolutely killed it! :D

    Eliezer SosaEliezer SosaTháng trước
  • Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!

    Queen CarterQueen CarterTháng trước
  • I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff

    Josiah JunkinJosiah JunkinTháng trước
  • so good

    Jake DownsJake DownsTháng trước
  • No heiny till it's nice and shiny!

    Joe FJoe FTháng trước
  • FYI ... something around 56°C is the highest temperature a surface in the space station (many experiments are done in ovens that get VERY hot) can be to prevent the astronauts floating around from burning their skin, so 76°C would be really hot. Also: the USA is a third class country if you dont have thermostats on your radiators ... And lastly: come join the civilised world and ditch your stupid units!

    Muck006Muck006Tháng trước
  • One of the g.o.a.t's for sure

    Rich HumphreyRich HumphreyTháng trước