You Don't Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You're Older. Jose Sarduy

30 Th09, 2020
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You don't know your mom is crazy until you're older, at least Jose Sarduy didn't and when he told his friends about it, he finally realized his mom is a crazy person. Whether it's a suppository or soup, or mispronouncing the word hot dog, Jose Sarduy is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Watch " Cuban Pilot" by Jose Sarduy only at
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  • He looks great for his age. He looks great period. Hope I look that good when I turn 40 next year. He's funny too. Best combo ever.

    Erika I amErika I am2 ngày trước
  • My mother did the same.

    Jessica Ceron-WashingtonJessica Ceron-Washington4 ngày trước
  • Wow 42 !

    Amal AlhammadiAmal Alhammadi5 ngày trước
  • 0:30 What is har dough?

    the Earl of Oxfordshirethe Earl of Oxfordshire14 ngày trước
  • He looks like Jake Peralta..!

    slim shadyslim shady18 ngày trước
  • Wow!!!!! really 42????

    Mike TangoMike Tango19 ngày trước
  • Hilarious!

    Tomara1372Tomara137219 ngày trước
  • 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳- poor 🐔🐥- sooooo glad my mum didn’t think she was cool ...

    Purple HazePurple Haze20 ngày trước
  • He’s good 😂😂

    Stacey RobertsStacey Roberts24 ngày trước
  • lol

    EpicmattEpicmatt25 ngày trước
  • He’s hilarious but tbh I don’t think I was prepared for the chicken 😨

    A KA K25 ngày trước
  • 42 looks 22

    Ronni PaintsRonni Paints27 ngày trước
  • What 42? hummm He's sooooo cute! Amazing!

    Deanna DobieDeanna Dobie28 ngày trước
  • No more chicken for me lol.

    1840skim1840skim28 ngày trước
  • Maybe parents should take some advice from those without kids... clearly they made better decisions. 🤣🤣🤣

    Sterling ForbesSterling Forbes28 ngày trước
  • Stop, drop, and roll Freddy!! 😂😂😂

    Tim TomTim Tom29 ngày trước
  • Holy smokes! He's hilarious!!!!!!

    Megan GarciaMegan Garcia29 ngày trước
  • She killed a chicked in front of you? Your mom is MESSED UP.

    Amelia SommersAmelia Sommers29 ngày trước
  • My great grandma used to do the chickens like this, she used to tell stories about how one headless chicken ran into my grandma's lap and how grandma is still traumatized by chickens in general bc of this.

    Wait a minute WHAT?!Wait a minute WHAT?!Tháng trước
    • My grandma was afraid of chickens because one jumped on her head and got its feet stuck in her hair.

      Melissa BlackwoodMelissa Blackwood26 ngày trước
  • thats abuse my dude xD

    LittleJimLittleJimTháng trước
  • Surprised there aren't any comments about him looking so much like Andy Samberg

    she_better_don'tshe_better_don'tTháng trước
  • This is one funny young man !

    Gary BonesGary BonesTháng trước
  • 42!?! WOW!

    Jo-Ann BastingsJo-Ann BastingsTháng trước
  • Omg with the chicken, I'm from the islands too so I've seen the beheading of many a chicken

    NetitiaNetitiaTháng trước
    • Yes! I've taken out a chicken or two, this had me laughing so hard i had tears.

      Theresa MorrisseyTheresa Morrissey9 ngày trước
  • What's that butt hair thing? English is not my first language and I'm extremely confused now

    InvincibleAirmanInvincibleAirmanTháng trước
    • English is my first language and I still don't know.

      Kaibigan _Kaibigan _28 ngày trước
  • "Scariest silent movie of all time!" I can't say that I've seen any silent movies that were scary (and I've seen more than a few silent movies), but this line made me laugh!

    Nym AlousNym AlousTháng trước
  • My father did that to me when I was 9 or 10. OMG the chicken was running! The phrase “running around like a chicken with his head cut off” became reality that day. I don’t know if that is a saying everywhere but it is in Mississippi.

    Wewe McrhyneWewe McrhyneTháng trước
  • Pretty cool heeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂

    Adisa KolaAdisa KolaTháng trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Pamela JissuryPamela JissuryTháng trước
  • My dad told me to run after a headless chicken.

    ArunadawnArunadawnTháng trước
  • The one about killing the chicken was not funny, too terrible... Why do you tell a story like that about your mom? Only a psychopath would kill a chicken like that... sadistic...

    marion sudewomarion sudewoTháng trước
  • Poor guy, I hope he's doing ok now :(

    RedCaioRedCaioTháng trước
  • 42? I think he meant 24...

    Carina RaymondCarina RaymondTháng trước
  • 😂😂

    alfredo maciasalfredo maciasTháng trước
  • I was laughing so hard during this!

    Elizabeth GoreeElizabeth GoreeTháng trước
  • You have lived my life. I too have seen the dead chicken dance many times as a child and survived many home-remedies, the most memorable being the one for cough. It consisted of a large spoonful of sugar soaked in coal oil. As Nietzsche says, "that which does not kill us makes us stronger", though it might leave us psychologically scarred.

    dwellyndwellynTháng trước
  • Thank you, i had same reaction with cleaning "ill clean the entire house" bc i got to listen to my walkman and escape the crazy temporarily 😊

    E. H.E. H.Tháng trước
  • 42??????? Those are some AMAZING genes

    A. W.A. W.Tháng trước
  • I watched my southern gramma do the same thing with her chickens when I was a kid. They were delicious. I wanted to try it but my mom's story about how she couldn't pop the head off when she did it made me chicken out

    Randi C.Randi C.Tháng trước
  • Duuuude, 42? Thought like late 20s. Nom!!!

    Abby St ClaireAbby St ClaireTháng trước
  • Jajaja

    Alexandra ZapataAlexandra ZapataTháng trước
  • Love this guys mannerisms!

    sachamo100sachamo100Tháng trước
  • horrible chicken story

    katrina briekatrina brieTháng trước
  • Stop drop and roll freddie

    ThefeyeyedchildThefeyeyedchildTháng trước
  • Laughed so hard I cried! That was hysterical! 👏👏👏

    Deb MannDeb MannTháng trước
  • This was me except my mother was Italian! 🤣🤣🤣

    Maria EdwardsMaria EdwardsTháng trước
  • When he first said 'hardo, I thought he meant '"Hard Dough", as in "Hard Dough Bread". Also, what the heck is this hair in the butt business?! That sounds like some backwater type saying lol

    Louise LaliberteLouise LaliberteTháng trước
  • This guy is Ace!!

    D LoD LoTháng trước
  • Welcome all my brothers and sisters born from crazy mothers!

    Organic AlchemistOrganic AlchemistTháng trước
  • oh my God that same thing happened to me with a chicken and my grandmother she killed the chicken in front of me like it was nothing that is crazy

    Charles BufordCharles BufordTháng trước
  • At 7y/o, I realized that I was the chicken killer 🐔 ☠️ 😔 My grandparents had a ranch. To keep me busy and out of their hair when I stayed the weekends with them, they would tell me to catch chickens. If I caught one I had to hold it by it’s neck and swing around in circles until the body popped off. Then it would run away and gramma would give me a dollar as a reward. Now, I didn’t know I was a chicken killer. I thought they grew new heads kinda like how a lizard can grow a new tail. One day I saw my gramma plucking feathers behind a barn from a chicken I played with earlier. Immediate flashbacks started to hit me and the guilt and dread of being a stone cold chicken killer who laughed and played.....well.... it plagues me to this day 😔 My name is Sunny, and I am a..... I......I....... I’m a chicken killer 🤭😣🤦🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

    Sunny DeeSunny DeeTháng trước
    • "Played with the chickens"

      L.A.SharpL.A.Sharp11 ngày trước
    • Best super villain origin story I've every read! 😂🤣

      morris mutungamorris mutunga25 ngày trước
    • Awwwwwwwwwww

      TEE LOVETEE LOVETháng trước
  • 42, funny, good looking AND single...... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

    Sunny DeeSunny DeeTháng trước
  • Yeah, that is how therapy starts.

    Amy CrockettAmy CrockettTháng trước
  • crazy moms keep you young

    arilovegoodarilovegoodTháng trước
  • You running ‘round like a chicken with its head cut off.

    Steph DSteph DTháng trước
  • I love stand up comedy but I usually don't laugh. Jose had me laughing so hard I couldn't see! And, dag... You'd never guess he's 42!!

    adterpandreaadterpandreaTháng trước
  • And thus the phrase "running around like a chicken with his head cut off".

    muriel taintermuriel tainterTháng trước
  • Well.....I need to start kill'n me some chickens!😆

    IntrepidFraidyCatIntrepidFraidyCatTháng trước
  • My grandma and mom used to do that back in the day!. I had nightmares about the chickens heads following me!😂🤣😂

  • 42 😱😱😱 He looks 25. God bless him.

    Robin SunriseRobin SunriseTháng trước
  • And just from being married to a Latino on the outside looking in, I’m gonna guess your like my husband and still don’t know the extent of crazy your dealing with 😂 I’m so glad my husband never reads the comment section 😇

    Mary HildebrandtMary HildebrandtTháng trước
  • Is his mom sofia Vergara?

    Αntreas A.C.A.BΑntreas A.C.A.BTháng trước
  • Argh! "That is how therapy started..." So true!

    Caroline RCaroline RTháng trước
  • This man is awesome funny!

    Steven Love2bike!Steven Love2bike!Tháng trước
  • 🩸🐔 “Pretty-good huh!” 🐓🩸 -

    Be Strong & CourageousBe Strong & CourageousTháng trước
  • You’re funny, but I don’t think I’m the only one that wants to know your skincare regimen. I mean, do you drink blood to look that young?? 🤣

    PzuPzuPzuPzuTháng trước
  • This was funny until the chicken story

    Melissa HaleyMelissa HaleyTháng trước
    • Yeah, he told the story in a funny way, but it is actually pretty sad he had to see that.

      Karen CKaren CTháng trước
  • One day animal cruelty jokes will be as funny as racist jokes..not at all.

    DawnDawnTháng trước
  • OMG....poor kid traumatized for life! 🤯

    JekkuJekkuTháng trước
  • Mind blown!!! This channels calls this "comedy"

    KevinWood44KevinWood44Tháng trước
  • He looks like Mark Feuerstein.

    PjSnIPjSnITháng trước
  • He reminds me of Jake Peralta from B99

    Syahmi GhaniSyahmi GhaniTháng trước
  • I puke blood every time I have to do fractions, too.

    葛Jennifer葛JenniferTháng trước
  • This man is 42 and looks to be maybe in his late 20s!! I probably would love his mom though! "PRETTY COOL, HUH!" 😂😂

    Dakalia JohnsonDakalia JohnsonTháng trước
  • Wait... he's 42!?

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated NationTháng trước
  • Gross on the chicken killing, but you'd never talk back after seeing that. 🤢

    Taffy KinsTaffy KinsTháng trước
    • I had a friend in school who fainted after seeing the same chicken 🐔 scenario as a child... he is a surgeon now.🧐

      m Fariasm FariasTháng trước
  • First I thought: 🤔💭 Having an accent don't make her crazy... Five minutes later: killing a chicken 🐔 in front of her child 🙄😳 well, yeap, that's either crazy or ganster 😎

    Waleska Torres-ToroWaleska Torres-ToroTháng trước
  • I love Jose! He is so funny! I watched his spesial 3 time already!!

    Mel SuperstarMel SuperstarTháng trước
  • This guy's full skit left me breathless & in tears laughing! It's an absolute MUST WATCH!!

    nermalsturfnermalsturfTháng trước
  • You are hilarious!..😂

    Tim 57Tim 57Tháng trước
  • Your mom is very normal. Just ask my kids. Except, no suppositories here! That is a little weird 😂

    Naomi MartinezNaomi MartinezTháng trước
  • If your mom is truly crazy, I feel like you know pretty early. I sure did! Lol Ur mom wasn't crazy dude, she jus different.

    Ash dluciangurlAsh dluciangurlTháng trước
  • "She's going to put a cough drop in my butt!" 😊✌

    Daniel OrozcoDaniel OrozcoTháng trước
  • Your mom sounds sweet. My mom was crazy and we knew it. She once tried to slit her own throat because my little brother drank her last soda and held herself hostage until we got her another one. Thats a crazy mom!!! A crazy mom makes you grow up and think what the hell was my dad thinking when he met that crazy woman and why didn't he take me with him?

    Brittany CarterBrittany CarterTháng trước
    • Sorry to hear that hope you can heal

      somav8somav8Tháng trước
    • Because Brittany.when he met that crazy woman., you were not born yet.😊

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.Tháng trước
  • I love this guy’s humor! I thought he was in his early 20’s!

    Mary KayMary KayTháng trước
  • No way man! I always knew my mom was off her rocker!

    Christina LomeliChristina LomeliTháng trước
  • What?? You do not look mexican at all ! Hmu sometime, let's hang out lol

    TracyTracyTháng trước
  • don't y'all remember 😂 don't you ?

    beatleme2beatleme2Tháng trước
  • This guy is soooo funny!

    Gerald CunninghamGerald CunninghamTháng trước
  • Yeah, I can relate. My immigrant mom also had home remedies" The suppository thing is real. Sore throats were treated with "eggnog" consisting of a raw egg mixed with powdered cocoa. She treated earaches by heating up garlic cloves, sticking them in my ear and covering them with cotton. I am now looking for a therapist. Thanks.

    L WL WTháng trước
  • Quick poll: Like if you have a dark sense of humor (guilty!) and thought the chicken thing was hilarious. Dislike if you're absolutely mortified and didn't crack a smile. Don't hit either if you think I'm just fishing for likes. Reply with similar stories if you got 'em!

    Red TRed TTháng trước
  • the chicken bit was not funny I actually didn't like it👎

    ciera lealciera lealTháng trước
  • "how'd she get soup in there?" lmfao

    whatshernamewhatshernameTháng trước
    • Yeah, at least there were no matzo balls with it.

      Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzTháng trước
  • I'm laughing so hard

    Hey_AdoraHey_AdoraTháng trước
  • OMG, I thought it was Andy Samberg! Such a lookalike! Just a different voice...

    Che GChe GTháng trước
  • That poor chicken! That's truly cruel. I'm so glad I've been vegetarian most of my life.

    Reehana TajReehana TajTháng trước
    • Agree... too cruel to be funny

      marion sudewomarion sudewoTháng trước
    • @Max MF x

      Nicola W.Nicola W.Tháng trước
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      Max MFMax MFTháng trước
    • If I'd seen that at 7, I'd have become a vegetarian at 7 instead of 23.

      Sherman CaterSherman CaterTháng trước
  • I checked for this guy in the app . Wasn't there. Eventually I watched it at the link provided in the description box

    adegbenro agoroadegbenro agoroTháng trước
  • This guy is hilarious! You need to watch his whole special.

    Claudia WestClaudia WestTháng trước
  • crybaby u should not be aloud to eat chicken

    Niels RaiderNiels RaiderTháng trước
  • 42 really, he looks 20.

    Joan RidgewayJoan RidgewayTháng trước
    • EXACTLY what i thought!!

      adam ricksteradam rickster4 ngày trước
    • Bruh I thought he was 26-27 XD

      Taylor CardoTaylor Cardo11 ngày trước
    • @Alexandra Zhang ethnic people young. Doesn't matter if you have kids or not.

      DandeeDandee12 ngày trước
    • He does look young for his age. It may be all that extra sleep he gets from not having children.

      A.L. PinkA.L. Pink13 ngày trước
    • Extra chromosome.

      Motley StewMotley Stew16 ngày trước