You Don't Want To Be Banned From Lifetime Fitness. Michael Palascak

13 Th11, 2020
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You don't want to be banned from a Lifetime Fitness, because then you could never use the water slide again, and that is one of Michael Palascak's biggest fears. Whether it's asking the lifeguard to watch you go down the slide, or having a strange encounter with a late night hotel clerk, this clip from Michael Palascak's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish! Check out "1984" by Michael Palascak only at www.drybarcomedy.com/michaelp
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  • Funny guy. Funny hair. Good combo.

    UmaUma2 ngày trước
  • funny

    Daniel harmelinkDaniel harmelink8 ngày trước
  • Cheese

    Rachel LemmertRachel Lemmert9 ngày trước
  • Perfect delivery and timing, absolutely hilarious

    emily faithemily faith9 ngày trước
  • Not funny.

    StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful10 ngày trước
  • Jokes were all over the place but very good overall

    Cokeman 1233930Cokeman 123393010 ngày trước
  • Not funny,at all...

    K RoseK Rose10 ngày trước
  • Love this guy!!!! He was really funny!!

    Charla ReardonCharla Reardon10 ngày trước
  • I got to see Mr. Palascak perform comedy in 2008 or so. If you are wondering he was really funny then too.

    Jacob MeyersJacob Meyers10 ngày trước
  • Didn't smirk even once

    Delron MackayDelron Mackay10 ngày trước
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    M H-WM H-W10 ngày trước
    • U really enjoying urself there😂😁😀

      Delron MackayDelron Mackay10 ngày trước
  • Well done!

    BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductions10 ngày trước
  • Even more awkward when you are an adult and the lifeguard is a 15 year old boy.

    lizzyleefreelizzyleefree10 ngày trước
  • Funny!! Gotta see more of his stuff.😊

    Terry FTerry F10 ngày trước
  • Now I'm going to watch his full special. Funny guy.

    EweChewBrrrEweChewBrrr10 ngày trước
  • Is there any way to watch the full specials... not on the App? Why would I want to watch this on my phone? Not my idea of a relaxing evening!

    EricEric10 ngày trước
    • I watch the full specials on my laptop; no app on YTube; no ads; with Adblock Plus

      R M BLAKER M BLAKE10 ngày trước
  • First of all, who isn't eating free cheese, get out lol.

    1rkhachatryan1rkhachatryan10 ngày trước
  • "high five!!"

    Heather LeglerHeather Legler11 ngày trước
  • Amusing and using some fresh material. Nice.

    Miranda BrooksMiranda Brooks11 ngày trước
  • he beat the slide "joke" to death. not very good act.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf11 ngày trước
    • Really? I'm in tears 😂🤣😂

      Maizen IMaizen I11 ngày trước
  • He totally could have started the cheese touch in the grocery store

    Adam WilliamsAdam Williams11 ngày trước
  • Funny.

    Sea GrapeSea Grape11 ngày trước
  • So funny! more of him pls

    RedCaioRedCaio11 ngày trước
  • Splashingly refreshing comedy found here^

    Prolific Lamb, Sent By Hymn Godspeed.Prolific Lamb, Sent By Hymn Godspeed.11 ngày trước
  • That was pretty good man

    Josh GalarzaJosh Galarza11 ngày trước
  • This was so, so good! Unfortunately, I took a drink right as he said one of the punchlines, and ended up with water all over me, as it shot out of my mouth!

    jmdmcarrjmdmcarr11 ngày trước
  • Dang, I love the water slides... what a bummer. Like when I broke my neck the first and only thing I thought of was "I will never be able to play bumper cars again" biggest disappointment

    L.A.SharpL.A.Sharp11 ngày trước
    • Yeah when you break your neck it's the important stuff that comes to mind first.

      Angus McFifeAngus McFife11 ngày trước
  • That was done really good material as well as the presentation. Congrats and thanks for the 😃

    David ADavid A11 ngày trước
  • Beto is a much better comedian than politician

    Alias SmithandJonesAlias SmithandJones11 ngày trước
  • He's freaking hilarious!

    The One and only Pinky PinkyThe One and only Pinky Pinky11 ngày trước
  • ♥️

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald11 ngày trước
  • Another great pick Dry Bar, thanks

    Roger ExpositoRoger Exposito11 ngày trước
  • Thx for the laughs🤣👍❤️🍻

    mics marvelous musicmics marvelous music11 ngày trước
  • In my comedy skit.... I went down the water slide without any supervision an lost my virginity to a pool noodle. See bad joke.... but funny. This guy sucks. Be edgy, be entertaining dude. nobody wants to hear a 6 minute setup to a cringy joke.

    Wolf ThornWolf Thorn11 ngày trước
    • @seheabol Skill? Comedians don't have skill. What skills? Timing? delivery? Nonsense.... Name a good comedian that has never been edgy/raunchy. That is the whole point of comedy. To excite, to titillate, to shock. Otherwise you are just telling a boring story.

      Wolf ThornWolf Thorn10 ngày trước
    • @Wolf Thorn every body is not like you. Trash humor is too easy. It takes more skill to do something other than a cheap fart or sex joke.

      seheabolseheabol10 ngày trước
    • @Nox Arbor Oops. my bad. I just assumed dry bar meant coke and weed only. Why put bar in the title? Here..... Let me re-name this comedy organization, so idiots like me don't get confused. "Church social anecdotes." Hey don't get me wrong. I love clean humor when it's funny. Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorite comedians of all time. Even he throws a little sexual innuendo into the mix now and then. I get it! This channel is obviously not for me. I just assumed a room full of grown adults would want to hear grown up comedy. Here let me apologize with a joke. "What does every tickle me Elmo get before leaving the factory?" Answer... Two test-tickles... Probably too edgy for dry bar. lol its Just a joke...Dry bar needs to Lighten up a little. Maybe grow up a little also.

      Wolf ThornWolf Thorn11 ngày trước
    • Dry Bar comedy is supposed to avoid sex jokes. In fact a lot people who do these have much more inappropriate skits.

      Nox ArborNox Arbor11 ngày trước
  • He’s just good!

    Cynthia TinglerCynthia Tingler11 ngày trước
  • Loved that, hilarious!!

    Heather SackettHeather Sackett11 ngày trước
  • I have cheese in my pocket right now. Its wise to carry extra cheese.

    phee-yuk yoophee-yuk yoo11 ngày trước
  • Thank You :)

    Jacqueline WardJacqueline Ward11 ngày trước
  • 😂

    Kit CatKit Cat11 ngày trước
  • He's getting less funny by the minute... 😴

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom11 ngày trước
  • This guy was SOOO Funny ! 🤣🤣🤣 He really had me laughing ! Nice job Michael Palascak ! 👍🏻

    Mark HendrixMark Hendrix11 ngày trước
  • This dude gets it

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle11 ngày trước
  • Nicest thing a strangers ever done to me is kick me in the teeth

    Cameron MorenoCameron Moreno11 ngày trước
  • Hilarious Michael.. lol

    Nena ElliottNena Elliott11 ngày trước
  • Funnyman

    Cassandra MasonCassandra Mason11 ngày trước
  • Ok this audience was lame. I was laughing loud enough to hear me from Texas.

    JonathanJonathan11 ngày trước
    • @Wolf Thorn this comment is funnier than the video😀

      Delron MackayDelron Mackay10 ngày trước
    • @Miranda Brooks He might have been watching the video from another state, however.

      Angus McFifeAngus McFife11 ngày trước
    • It was extremely funny, but your comment doesnt hold as much weight if you live in, say, Oklahoma. On the border no less.

      Angus McFifeAngus McFife11 ngày trước
    • @Mateo the club is in Provo UT

      Miranda BrooksMiranda Brooks11 ngày trước
    • We need to know what state you're in

      MateoMateo11 ngày trước
  • First!

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle11 ngày trước
    • No one cares, dingbat. Really? Yup! Come back to the YT Comment table when you have something semi-intelligent to bring to the table, ok? Wow!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom11 ngày trước
  • I've never before seen "No Views" on a video, until now

    Alexander AtwoodAlexander Atwood11 ngày trước
    • I have, but they usually also somehow have a few likes and one or two comments every time. VIworld is weird.

      Devi_916Devi_9169 ngày trước
    • Did you ignore the proper protocol? You're meant to proclaim "FIRST!" like its some grand achievement in life. Or are you just a low key, articulated flexer? :P

      BrapamaldiBrapamaldi11 ngày trước
    • You are probably the only comment on youtub that can say "first" and it'd actually be true.

      bass Boosterbass Booster11 ngày trước
    • It had come out moments from your comment.

      julie Mootsjulie Moots11 ngày trước
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