Too Ugly For Comedy. Bengt Washburn - Full Special

22 Th10, 2020
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whether you're too ugly for comedy, or just plain butt ugly, this Dry Bar comedy special from Bengt Washburn is for you! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Bengt breaks down his 26 year run as a stand up comedian, and what it means to be good looking in the business. Whether it's jokes about plastic surgery or global warming Bengt's jokes are sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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  • Is he secretly a Liquid Tension Experiment fan? He talks of Paradigm Shift and Acid Rain.

    Jonathan AllardJonathan AllardGiờ trước
  • He looks like a cross between John Malkovich and Wojciehowicz from Barney Miller.

    Conan DukeConan Duke4 giờ trước
  • Man, he's so brilliant & did not waste any time! One of theeee best!

    Mark DelfinoMark Delfino9 giờ trước
  • Very funny,😅 Thank you.

    Marsha MahaneyMarsha Mahaney10 giờ trước
  • He's handsome.

    regface24regface24Ngày trước
  • As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks HaliburtonNgày trước
  • Is this a party or problem

    whocares .u?whocares .u?2 ngày trước
  • Very funny

    Barbara ShawBarbara Shaw2 ngày trước
  • The beach since I was a kid has moved up many yards I remember when I was a kid and there was almost a football field between the water and the shore now its 30 feet sometimes less

    Shelby LaroucheShelby Larouche2 ngày trước
  • This is so good! Thank you lol

    sandhas1sandhas13 ngày trước
  • Loved this!

    Angela ChanelleAngela Chanelle3 ngày trước
  • His comedy doesn't appeal to the lowest common denominator. I bet he is, or would be more famous in Canada. A better educated populace. Not all comedy has to be crass.

    Matt TraftonMatt Trafton3 ngày trước
    • Lol shutup

      No NameNo Name2 ngày trước

    maxpower1819maxpower18194 ngày trước
  • A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks Haliburton5 ngày trước
  • As a Civil Engineer, I concur

    Tsholofelo OagengTsholofelo Oageng5 ngày trước
  • I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!

    Scott BoheScott Bohe7 ngày trước
  • My mother gave me a superiority complex from the time of my birth. When she gave birth to me she said, "Oh my God! He is a big baby! When I cried, she said, "Oh my God he is crying!" I'd laugh, she would say "My God what is so funny?" No matter what I said and did, "Oh my God" was my mother's response. "My God, are you hungry again?", Ohh my God! Why did you do that?" After being away for a few months, I'd come in the front door and she would say, "Oh my God, how come your back already?!" When your parent calls you "God" daily from childhood, you start to become judgmental of others using your mother's criteria. Example: "Oh my God!, you are still our teacher?!" It is said, "Laughter is the best medicine." Can laughter kill viruses and germs? Laugh at Masan Virus and see what happens!

    Ancient FlightAncient Flight7 ngày trước
  • This guy has been doing this for 26 years !!! 😳. he's incredible and incredibly funny !!! Everyone should know who he is .!.. hopefully they will now. He must have had horrible handlers or rather management..

    Gena CrookerGena Crooker8 ngày trước
    • I do have horrible handlers and management, that is to say I am self handled and managed.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn7 ngày trước
  • You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍

    diane DONOHUEdiane DONOHUE10 ngày trước
    • Thanks Diane!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn9 ngày trước
  • He was probably told that he'd ugly, at least 3 times.

    JazzAUPHJazzAUPH11 ngày trước
  • Sir, you absolutely are NOT "butt ugly". LOLOLOL In fact, you are quite handsome to be honest, not to mention, one of the very funniest comics I've ever heard! In addition, I'm very impressed that you are able to not only CAPTURE, but to very easily HOLD the attention of your audience without a single vulgarity. That's very unusual (but REFRESHING) nowadays. Great set!! Kudos!!

    Kelly GaneyKelly Ganey11 ngày trước
    • Thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn9 ngày trước
  • He did a long set on global warming in front of a conservative audience, and got consistent laughs... this man is a comedy genius.

    Avishek ChatterjeeAvishek Chatterjee12 ngày trước
    • How do you know they were conservative?

      Gabriel BakerGabriel Baker3 ngày trước
  • Just wanna know: was the surgeon’s card...plastic?

    C FitzlC Fitzl13 ngày trước
    • it was not

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn11 ngày trước
  • He is really funny

    Stefano LStefano L13 ngày trước
  • Really hilarious!

    Patricia SeatonPatricia Seaton15 ngày trước
  • 3 times should be a catch-phrase

    mike ciandamike cianda15 ngày trước
  • This guy definitely deserves to be famous.

    videoloji01videoloji0116 ngày trước
  • This guy, is hilarious!!!!!

    Eric GaughanEric Gaughan16 ngày trước
  • Bengt is one of my absolute favorites. He is Hilarious! I kept thinking, I'd LOVE to see him on Johnny Carson, and then, Oh, yeah, there IS no Johnny Carson. Sorry Bengt, I would've put in a good word for you. But then, I'm not famous either, so it would've gotten you nowhere. Wanna go to Denny's?

    Gumbi Is A MeatballGumbi Is A Meatball17 ngày trước
    • @Bengt Washburn Thank you for the Personal Reply. I have watched both of your Dry Bar sets a few times, and turned some friends on to you. Your delivery is as funny as your material. I'll be watching for your next Show. Thanks again.

      Gumbi Is A MeatballGumbi Is A Meatball8 ngày trước
    • Thank you Gumbi! Ahhh Denny’s! The preferred after-show meeting place of every comic.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn9 ngày trước
  • So many people would die if it rained LSD. So many.

    DarkFlameDarkFlame17 ngày trước
  • Omg the tv joke was hilarious 🤣

    Ctrl Alt DeleteCtrl Alt Delete18 ngày trước
  • This guy is good. Good enough to be famous.

    Ctrl Alt DeleteCtrl Alt Delete18 ngày trước
  • Verrrrryyyy funny

    Elaine FontaineElaine Fontaine18 ngày trước
  • Very funny, gonna tell family and friends you’re link ! Thank you; refreshing to find a clean comic 👍

    shirley collinsshirley collins18 ngày trước
  • You need a Netflix special. Awesome stand up!

    Biggmakk OfficialBiggmakk Official18 ngày trước
  • LOL

    JTuaimJTuaim18 ngày trước
  • Dude reminds me of john Malkovich for some reason lmao

    Martin RobertsMartin Roberts20 ngày trước
  • I love a guy old enough to remember how stupid started.

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer20 ngày trước
  • It's election night. Anyone else bingeing on dry bar comedy and beer till the wife goes to sleep so they can hit something to paralyze them till about 9 tomorrow morning?

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer20 ngày trước
  • When did John Malkovich start doing stand-up?

    KremitDeFrogKremitDeFrog21 ngày trước
  • Good routine!

    Yester VueYester Vue21 ngày trước
  • My mom got her eyebrows tattooed on and shaved hers off because they were growing like uncontrollable weeds. Well... the woman who did it did a bad job, but we tried to be supportive. One day, my grandma just blurted, "Linda, why did you ruin your face like that?" My mom defended herself then pulled me into it even though I'd given her the "I want no part of this" stare, so I just said, "you've worn a constant expression of perpetual shock for two years. Like your brows know wtf you've done to them. That's all I'm going to say." Finally last December she let me take her to a professional and now looks mildly curious.

    Amy SanchezAmy Sanchez21 ngày trước
    • hahaha! oh man that would suck.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn20 ngày trước
  • This guy is really funny!

    Margaret NeedlerMargaret Needler22 ngày trước
  • One extremely funny comedian!

    Karen KnickerbockerKaren Knickerbocker22 ngày trước
  • Why am I just now seeing this?!

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudate22 ngày trước
  • Looks like al Franken and John Malkovich had a baby

    Tami BeranekTami Beranek22 ngày trước
  • He Should be famous. But then he would have to change his material. Of course if he was famous he could hire writers. If he had writers he would have to pay big bucks. After paying the writers he would be making the same money he's making now... Better he's not famous

    keith norriskeith norris22 ngày trước
  • Bengt you're now famous with me. Watch out if you keep this up you may lose that bit, and it's a good one.

    Life In FrameLife In Frame22 ngày trước
  • 5:35 Aaww I know who you are man, you're "The Silent G" :)

    ismetkutlukismetkutluk22 ngày trước
  • "I hate to admit this, but all Asian televisions look alike".

    R M BLAKER M BLAKE22 ngày trước
  • "WE WERE ALL SWIGGLERS!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jennifer LouisJennifer Louis22 ngày trước
  • Very hilarious and intelligent comic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    Jennifer LouisJennifer Louis22 ngày trước
  • This man is a genius!

    FogataFogata23 ngày trước
  • Some original content right here! He should be famous 🤣😂🤣😂

    LEGnewTubeLEGnewTube23 ngày trước
  • This was very funny and very original I will even watch it again, it was that good.

    Gloria JeanGloria Jean23 ngày trước
    • thanks Gloria!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn20 ngày trước
  • great comic fantastic set

    davidxtcdavidxtc23 ngày trước
    • thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn20 ngày trước
  • “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    Kyle GKyle G23 ngày trước
    • I came into the light, and was blinded, people kept yelling "get out of the road". - Andrew 12:40am UTC

      Andrew BarnettAndrew Barnett21 ngày trước
  • This is good

    Patricia WilliamsPatricia Williams23 ngày trước
  • Underrated

    Erick VasquezErick Vasquez24 ngày trước
  • I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.

    Arkania KnightArkania Knight24 ngày trước
  • The ending was gold. I probably shouldn't laugh at that as a christian, but I couldn't help it

    Max JMax J24 ngày trước
    • God created us with a sense of SHOULD laugh if something is funny!!

      R M BLAKER M BLAKE22 ngày trước
  • OMG 🤣 Thats all I have to say !!! Great !!!

    Denise KesslerDenise Kessler24 ngày trước
  • He's hilarious!!! You should be famous 😎💕

    MCMC24 ngày trước
    • thank you!

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn24 ngày trước
  • Jesus he is good hahahahaha😂😂😂😂

    C FC F24 ngày trước
  • "Or is my hippy dippy neighbor gonna run out of his house with his mouth open?" I died! 😆

    Michelle TateMichelle Tate25 ngày trước
    • @Bengt Washburn First time I've heard of you but wow! I will be looking for more. Great stuff!

      Sharon FreemanSharon Freeman24 ngày trước
    • @Bengt Washburn Hi!! What a nice surprise to hear from you! You are very funny! I'm not sure who is in charge of sprinkling fame dust on people; but, clearly, they are slacking on the job! You're hysterical!

      Michelle TateMichelle Tate24 ngày trước
    • Im very glad you enjoyed it.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn24 ngày trước
  • I got a free Trump tee shirt today and I’m wearing it for Halloween I’m actually voting for Trump as president not as most Christian person ever but as a Cyrus for isreal and the church notice Cyrus wasn’t a Jew or a Christian but was good for all and what is scarey about Halloween is the look on people face when they see what i don’t say in public or to people much at all

    Non participant BreakdownNon participant Breakdown25 ngày trước
    • I'm not voting for him. But Im definitely NOT wearing a Biden T-Shirt. No matter the outcome, I sure hope that things remain peaceful.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn24 ngày trước
  • I needed this break from the news. Thanks Bengt I’ll remember you and will call out your name and clap for you.

    PMJ4EVERPMJ4EVER25 ngày trước
    • You are welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn24 ngày trước
  • 😂🤣😁😝🙂🙃😂🤣💕

    Marie FerrieraMarie Ferriera25 ngày trước
  • The heart is exceedingly wicked and who can know it?

    1RxMode1RxMode25 ngày trước
    • And who can know when its good?

      Bengt WashburnBengt Washburn24 ngày trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣 thankyou for making me laugh x

    InspiredInspired25 ngày trước
  • Bengt Washbum is a genius but he showed limitations in his act. I want to help him. Maybe a new stage name. 'Starflower' would get attention, but that does not match his personality. '3 Cent' would work great but he didn't take math in college. 'Perpendicular' is where he is at now. We will use that, or......... Help him

    Adventure CapitalistAdventure Capitalist25 ngày trước
  • I'd also rather be homeless than married!

    JohnJohn25 ngày trước
  • Hilarious! Thank you for the much-needed laugh.... but 84 thumbs down? Really?! Lighten up people. Relax have a little fun and even laugh at yourself if you need to. Good Lord!

    Tamera LewisTamera Lewis26 ngày trước
  • I heard Of this guy-he's famous!

    john goskowiczjohn goskowicz26 ngày trước
  • This guy would be famous, if he didn't have a name that sounds like a warped guitar.

    NormskyNormsky26 ngày trước
  • Butt Ugly was funny too!

    You Heard MeYou Heard Me26 ngày trước
  • dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.

    Heidi PhillipsHeidi Phillips26 ngày trước
    • @Edwin Phillips hi

      Heidi PhillipsHeidi Phillips12 ngày trước
    • hi

      Edwin PhillipsEdwin Phillips12 ngày trước
  • Ugly lives matter. The Fool has moved mountains. No one will get that

    Subtle NatureSubtle Nature26 ngày trước
  • So so hilarious

    Vinnie gkuVinnie gku26 ngày trước
  • A rare time VIworld recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively

    Tyler PrinceTyler Prince26 ngày trước
    • He did another session on Dry should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!

      R M BLAKER M BLAKE22 ngày trước
  • He's not ugly I find him handsome, but I also have a thing for nerdy, funny, and unusual men

    L WillL Will26 ngày trước
  • This was absolutely hilarious

    Diana MDiana M26 ngày trước
  • I genuinely love your material

    Sanan AdilSanan Adil26 ngày trước
  • Smart and well delivered!

    William BellWilliam Bell26 ngày trước
  • Just loved this! (I did have plastic surgery by the way and I hope the jenga tower is still standing 🤔😂)

    Vivien LeighVivien Leigh26 ngày trước
  • I’m in love

    pennylaine.tvpennylaine.tv27 ngày trước
  • LMAI!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You sir have gave my night 110% turn around for the better lol You are truly talented like no other. So so so HILARIOUS 🤣😂😄😁Looking forward to more your stand up👍

    JByepitsmeJByepitsme27 ngày trước
  • I wanna make you famous!

    Laura PallasLaura Pallas27 ngày trước
  • Excellent!! But KNOW that you are good enough right now!! Please do not “sign the contract “ like my previous favorite comedian did. Jim Gaffigan. And I can bet you huge dollars that he regrets it now.

    Laura PallasLaura Pallas27 ngày trước
    • @Casus Belli Once you get a taste of fame, The Illuninati offers you global fame and riches. You sign satan’s contract and he makes you globally rich and famous. THEN, he demands that you do what he tells you. This is why so much of what Jim Gaffigan has done in recent years has gone down the path of no longer being clean or wholesome. It’s such a shame because people are begging for clean stuff to watch. Greed took Jim. Just check out the testimonies of famous people like Katy Perry or Bob Dylan. They put it out there very clearly.

      Laura PallasLaura Pallas25 ngày trước
    • Jim decided to continue being friends with elites over being the humble kind guy he once was. I guess as the saying goes the money didn’t change him it, just revealed who always was.

      Casus BelliCasus Belli25 ngày trước
  • Thank ya's. Brilliangt Bengt.

    pfaffman100pfaffman10027 ngày trước
  • This guy was awesome

    Dan FestagDan Festag27 ngày trước
  • You should definitely be famous!

    sharonnotasharonnota27 ngày trước
  • You Sir are wonderful! I love your comedy! I hope people start learning your name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Shawn WorrleinShawn Worrlein27 ngày trước
  • He really beat that plastic surgery horse with a stick didn't he? Now it needs plastic surgery too.

    ChiramisuChiramisu27 ngày trước
  • Dude was hilarious! Funny enough to be really really famous!

    Samuel RobertsonSamuel Robertson27 ngày trước
  • ♥️😆👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald27 ngày trước
  • Thank you, your great. I hurt myself laughing. Have a wonderful day.

    Shack ManShack Man28 ngày trước
  • This guy is amazing.

    Deplorable DDeplorable D28 ngày trước
  • This man is funny as hell!!!

    Lead Gen FunnelzLead Gen Funnelz28 ngày trước