There Are No Rules At Costco. Ron Ruhman - Full Special

06 Th10, 2020
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There are no rules at Costco, that place is out of control, at least according to Ron Ruhman. In this full Dry Bar Comedy Special From Ron Ruhman, Ron breaks down the brand that is Kirkland and Costco while making you laugh along the way.
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  • You can get run over at Costco.

    michael markhammichael markham2 ngày trước
  • Shenanigans is an active part of my vocabulary, I am 17 and I was raised by my grandparents. I also say things like "tomfoolery" and I find myself rather inclined to speak as a person of polite manners. I'm not the most mentally stable of persons, and ocassionly I got on long philosophical rants or tangents in the form of Shakespearean riddles. I'm quite a lovely individual aren't I?~

    Dreemurr DelmDreemurr Delm4 ngày trước
  • Almost every joke is him setting up for five minutes to deliver an epic dad joke. So good

    Michael DimasMichael Dimas4 ngày trước
  • ...anyone else not get the cat and violin string joke? I actually play the violin so I don't know it's good or bad that I don't get it. Lol

    Cossak RoseCossak Rose8 ngày trước
    • I haven’t gotten to that point yet of the vid, but they used to make violin strings from cat bellies back in the day, I believe.

      Eric CarveEric Carve7 ngày trước
  • His car GPS puns were lame, and he acted like people were not laughing because they were not smart enough to get the puns.

    Avishek ChatterjeeAvishek Chatterjee9 ngày trước
  • Lol at the match game esque "how small was it" cue from the audience

    KodaCtionKodaCtion9 ngày trước
  • I'm laughing out loud!! I guess I'm old 😂

    Mama DulasMama Dulas9 ngày trước
  • He sounds almost exactly like Jim Gaffigan.

    Petitio PrincipiiPetitio Principii11 ngày trước
  • Whoever is reading this may God bless you abundantly in the name of JESUS 🙌🙌🙌🙏☝️😊

    Something For The People MinistrySomething For The People Ministry12 ngày trước
    • 🙏

      M.RiveraM.Rivera9 ngày trước
  • Have you been to Walmart, you think costco is bad? The Walmart near me is where people lose all common sense, sense of direction and seem to have no idea what’s going on around them. People will actually stop dead in the middle of a busy aisle to check on something as if they’re the only ones in the store and like they’re not in anyone’s way. Then you have to dodge people coming out of the side aisles like their asses are on fire. If you’re not dealing with that then you’re dodging kids running around because their parents aren’t watching them. They’re too busy having an hour long conversation on the other side of the store in the middle of an aisle. Then there are people who are looking at something on a shelf and letting their carriages hang out in the middle of an aisle. This place makes me lose any hope and faith in humanity.

    Mike LariviereMike Lariviere15 ngày trước
  • You need to do a male GPS voice for a mini-can, please.

    Traci GuineeTraci Guinee21 ngày trước
  • Ron Ruhman is like J K Simmons, in a good way.

    Bruce DicksonBruce Dickson22 ngày trước
  • He lost me after the Hummer joke. After that, very little was funny. Also disappointed the crowd wasn't wearing masks and the theater was full. Nice job, Utah.

    pacofajitapacofajita24 ngày trước
  • The crowd for some reason is always off unless you say provo they are so just lack understanding humor coupled with his subpar comedy SMFH

    miguel gonzalezmiguel gonzalez25 ngày trước
  • He isn't as good as the others you have had on here. His jokes about the navigation voices went on waaaaay too long

    Abdullah SediqiAbdullah Sediqi26 ngày trước
  • Ok there’s like 10 ads in one episode wow gets annoying

    Dustin GaitherDustin Gaither27 ngày trước
    • ad block my boy, it keeps my denchers spiffy and is available at a retailer nea ryou

      007kingifrit007kingifrit23 ngày trước
  • 26:18

    ET IIIET III29 ngày trước
  • *Comedy is tough, REALLY tough, and he had some truly original ideas. Well done, thanks!*

    Dixie Ten BroeckDixie Ten BroeckTháng trước
  • I was just listening and I thought it was Jim gaffigan

    Felix IDFelix IDTháng trước
  • I call shenanigans on that!

    Tom FrazierTom FrazierTháng trước
  • In what possible world would there be three times as many men as women in a Utah front row? I hate people who can't math.

    Matthew HeinleinMatthew HeinleinTháng trước
  • People at Costo are not any fancier than the Walmart ones I tell ya lmao

    Alba F.Alba F.Tháng trước
  • Only 19 and use shenanigans, hell in a handbasket, peeved... I'm already old I guess.

    Joe SnappeJoe SnappeTháng trước
    • I also said shenanigans when I was about 20-something lol. But I'm way older now and still use all those "ancient" terms. 😄

      Yasmine GrantYasmine Grant23 ngày trước
  • 0:36 some woman here knows the vat a bit too well lol

    William UnderhillWilliam UnderhillTháng trước
  • Was he expecting applause for attending a birthday party? Twat.

    William UnderhillWilliam UnderhillTháng trước
  • I drank probably too much pro-biotic (yakult), and today I have pooped 4 times.

  • I can't believe he ended with that dental floss joke

  • first 5 minutes are meh

    Mike HackenschmidtMike HackenschmidtTháng trước
  • Only white people laugh at these jokes

    Vam YangVam YangTháng trước
  • Not funny.

    Vam YangVam YangTháng trước
  • Costco make a line on the receipt because it was known that if you do not mark the receipt, some unscrupulous persons return to the store, refill their cart with the exact items and just walk out. With the marked receipt, they cannot do this. Notice they do not really check each item, just mark the receipt .

    Cherry WattsCherry WattsTháng trước
    • Mind blown lol

      happygamerangrywifehappygamerangrywife19 ngày trước
  • This guy has his act down tight. Excellent wordplay and observations too!

    maco144maco144Tháng trước
  • 😁😁😁😁 Super FUNNY!!!

    Robin SunriseRobin SunriseTháng trước
  • With your voice you should toss in a random "Hooooot Pocket."

    Roger SchaefferRoger SchaefferTháng trước
  • Never go right? Hmm... Your agenda is showing

    TymP321TymP321Tháng trước
  • ok

    Warblades GuildleaderWarblades GuildleaderTháng trước
  • Isn't Costco fundamentally a knockoff of Sam's Club?

    Aaron ShirkAaron ShirkTháng trước
    • Costco actually treats its employees better and pays them better.

      Nancy SchmittNancy SchmittTháng trước
    • Other way around. Price club was one of the first, founded in the 1970s. Price Club bought Costco in the 1990’s and was Price Costco for a while and then they change to just Costco. Sam’s was founded in the 1980’s.

      firefighteremt9firefighteremt9Tháng trước
  • He's good. He actually says what people are thinking.

    Carla AustinCarla AustinTháng trước
  • Nope to this

    MinnieMinnieTháng trước
  • They say "going to hell in a handbasket" cuz handbaskets are typically made of wood/wicker and thusly burns faster.

    Mother of EveMother of EveTháng trước
    • Lol. "thusly" Never heard that one before. I'm stealing it.

      Autumn HayesAutumn Hayes23 ngày trước
  • Fair-to-Midland? How about fair-to-middlin'? You know you're getting old when you can't even get your cliches straight.

    Hugh AskewHugh AskewTháng trước
  • Wal-Mart says thanks

    Matty80822Matty80822Tháng trước
  • Put a GPS in a Toyota Corona.......?

    Isaac KitoneIsaac KitoneTháng trước
  • Hr was ok.

    Trey BernTrey BernTháng trước
  • Classic 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    Victor V.Victor V.Tháng trước
  • People have actually tried leaving Costco without paying for large screen tv's. So sad!🤣🤣🤣

    Juanita PatersonJuanita PatersonTháng trước
  • they sell a beds in canada

    dunky dogdunky dogTháng trước
  • He was fine for a bit, but the "i think of stuff like this" over and over again got a little old.

    discipleofsakuradiscipleofsakuraTháng trước
  • Like Drybar comedy...every comedian has liquid to drink. Ha!!

    luce geneluce geneTháng trước
  • I've never been in a bed bath and beyond lol and I just learned that they don't sell beds XD

    SunlessK1llerSunlessK1llerTháng trước
  • I enjoyed it so much. I think he's got a moderately tough crowd, but he did his best and cracked me some big laughs, so in my book, he's a good comedian!

    Edgar FloresEdgar FloresTháng trước
    • @007kingifrit What? LOL IDK what you're Talkin' about but I'm crackin'

      Edgar FloresEdgar Flores23 ngày trước
    • @Edgar Flores edgar flores was born in 1973 and became a famous bank robber, he used his money to purchase rocking horses for his grand daughter

      007kingifrit007kingifrit23 ngày trước
    • @Matthew Heinlein why not buddy?

      Edgar FloresEdgar FloresTháng trước
    • You couldn't have been born after 1975...

      Matthew HeinleinMatthew HeinleinTháng trước
  • Tractor Supply also doesn't sell much in the way of tractors either.

    kingcobra449kingcobra449Tháng trước
  • this guy is not funny. ... At all.

    T MoT MoTháng trước
  • When butterflies are nervous, do they get humans in their stomach?

    TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlueTháng trước
    • Good very good.

      Carla AustinCarla AustinTháng trước
  • Amazonostco < coming soon

    plutoplattersplutoplattersTháng trước
  • "CostIkea" < coming soon

    plutoplattersplutoplattersTháng trước
  • I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans...

    SuperJ213SuperJ213Tháng trước
  • I’m 19, but I say shenanigans all the time 😂 anybody know where to buy coffins?

    Megan LincicomeMegan LincicomeTháng trước
    • Um guys, costco has caskets..

      Captain's CrewCaptain's CrewTháng trước
    • I concur and I'm 17. If anybody has any suggestions for the stile of the coffin it would be exuberantly received.

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
  • DODGE DIPLOMAT!!!! I drove one for years! The steering was very diplomatic--sometimes it listened to me, sometimes it listened to the bumps and grooves in the road.

    HeatherHeatherTháng trước
  • Hi Boys 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️

    danielleclements13danielleclements13Tháng trước
  • @Ron Ruhman One of the BEST I've watched!

    Roger SledzRoger SledzTháng trước
  • If anyone not only knows what those words mean but knew, before he said them he would use those words them just call it quits

    adam perkinsadam perkinsTháng trước
    • I'm in deep trouble...

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
  • @Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/7/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

    Roger SledzRoger SledzTháng trước
  • 10:43 has the best 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    Maria GuimaraesMaria GuimaraesTháng trước
  • This is bad I'm still in my teens and I use most of those words qualifying me as old on a daily basis... And I started complaining about joint pain about 3 years ago... WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME!!!!!!

    Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
    • @Edgar Flores your kind words give me hope:)

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
    • @Alisha Tarbuck Nah, JK girl. Hey, i'm 34 and I feel 34, but I used to be 24 and feeling f***ing 80. It's all about the attitude. As Dylan's lyrics say "I was so much older than, I'm younger than that now".

      Edgar FloresEdgar FloresTháng trước
    • @Edgar Flores woe is me I shall wallow in my misery for all eternity:(

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
    • Your early diagnose is benjamin button's desease LOL

      Edgar FloresEdgar FloresTháng trước
  • Can confirm Costco veteran here

    Campbell GrahamCampbell GrahamTháng trước
  • I listened while falling asleep and kept hearing Gaffigan but enjoyed it anyway.

    Joel WetzelJoel WetzelTháng trước
    • They do sound similar and have a similar approach with their act

      Mike LariviereMike Lariviere15 ngày trước
    • @Nancy Hanson Glad you told us that, as we are all blind and couldn't read the title we clicked on.

      Audrey MaiAudrey Mai18 ngày trước
    • I hear that!! Funny

      technopink01technopink0119 ngày trước
    • @Nancy Hanson Yes, and at times he sounds a lot like Gaffigan, don't you think?

      Joel WetzelJoel Wetzel24 ngày trước
    • it's Ron ruhman

      Nancy HansonNancy Hanson24 ngày trước
  • He's probably the coolest guy at every office party. 👍

    Anthony JacksonAnthony JacksonTháng trước
  • This was the dirtiest drybar I've ever seen, and yet it was still one of the cleanest comedies out there. Drybar, you're so wholesome!

    den lden lTháng trước
    • IKR the GPS bit had me in tears by the time he told about the Ford 😂

      Edgar FloresEdgar FloresTháng trước
  • When we moved to Texas there was a store called Weiners. We thought it was hotdogs and sausages. NOPE. Craft store.

    Drtbag39Drtbag39Tháng trước
  • Hack...

    Blueboy272Blueboy272Tháng trước
  • Whole Australia shops on the left.

    Haris DizHaris DizTháng trước
  • "it's okay honey, she'll come along" hilarious!!

    Earthworm SallyEarthworm SallyTháng trước
  • The hell jokes were the best

    Earthworm SallyEarthworm SallyTháng trước
  • The correct saying is "Fair to middlin'" not Midland.

    Debby McCormackDebby McCormackTháng trước
    • Maybe he likes the band? 🤷

      葛Jennifer葛JenniferTháng trước
  • 😆♥️👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldTháng trước
  • "A groan is as good as a laugh in comedy." He's right!

    sdraper2011sdraper2011Tháng trước
    • A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry ApplesauceTháng trước
  • Anyone else slightly annoyed by how the crowd clapped hard in time but on their off beats

    Donavan GoffDonavan GoffTháng trước
    • That annoyed me so much I hadto stop watching.

      Andrew zzstu KolozsvaryAndrew zzstu KolozsvaryTháng trước
  • Did he want applause for going to a kids party? tf

    OuroborosOuroborosTháng trước
  • Oh yeah. Do you love me? 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    danielleclements13danielleclements13Tháng trước
    • No. We most certainly don't. You are part of an enormous new group of scammers and we are all reporting you.

      One Cold DishOne Cold DishTháng trước
  • This is a very Mormon crowd 😂

    San MoroSan MoroTháng trước
    • *member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

      DC MookDC MookTháng trước
  • I use shenanigans all the time and I’m 30

    JCarJCarTháng trước
    • @Marie MacLawder If I cross the road and get hit by a car that is most likely my fault I didn't have a fantastic track record with cars. But all the cars I have had a problem with have been stationary...

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
    • @Alisha Tarbuck You know what he said, watch for cars when you cross the road lol

      Marie MacLawderMarie MacLawderTháng trước
    • I WIN!!! I'm only 17:) LoL

      Alisha TarbuckAlisha TarbuckTháng trước
  • Shenanigans made me snort laugh!!!!

    Elaine MorrisElaine MorrisTháng trước
  • That would be a hissy fit!

    Phantom PhlierPhantom PhlierTháng trước
  • he just wasnt funny

    XCLBRXCLBRTháng trước
  • this guy bombed

    XCLBRXCLBRTháng trước
  • I love Costco too. For 32 years they have taken care of me and my family. Awesome employer! For the most part.

    bob Thomasbob ThomasTháng trước
    • you're management !!!!! busted !!

      plutoplattersplutoplattersTháng trước
  • Pocari Sweat!

    eaveningeaveningTháng trước
    • eavening I still have a can that my mother-in-law brought back from Japan in 1997.

      Llama SugarLlama SugarTháng trước
  • Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

    Brock O'BamaghBrock O'BamaghTháng trước
  • If they measured dental floss in feet, would you be putting a foot in your mouth? And can you use dental floss to crochet dentures? Can you raise birds by planting bird seed? Does rock salt make the rocks taste better? If you break rock candy into little pieces, is it gravel candy? Can you dig half a hole? And if you do, is it still called a (w)hole? If you can brush your hair, can you comb your teeth? If a fly runs away does it turn into a flee (flea)? Are butterflies slippery? You aren't the only one that thinks that way.😉

    Julie BakerJulie BakerTháng trước
    • Lmfao Thanks for that those of cool you have me laughing

      Theresa C.Theresa C.26 ngày trước
  • Wtf is with these fake comments from non existent women seeking love? Every other video on VIworld has the same thing. Stupidity is contagious/popular among VIworld commenters.

    Nobody At AllNobody At AllTháng trước
  • 😂🤣🙃

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleTháng trước
  • The marker is for Cashiers Errors mostly.

    Dennis OverholtsDennis OverholtsTháng trước
  • Dogs may not be able to gey a cat scan but they can get the pet scan....

    flamingpie hermanflamingpie hermanTháng trước
  • He's going to go in shock when he finds out his birth certificate has an experation date.

    Robert SchaefferRobert SchaefferTháng trước
  • Watch Idiocracy in the future they water the plants with gatorade and wonder why nothing grows lol until someone from our time becomes president and has a prostitute as a wife. It shows what the decline of society and what happens when you keep lowering the bar to be more diverse, inclusive and non-discriminatory. Everyone is so stupid they don't even know the basics. Ugh kinda like what's starting to happen today ...

    Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonTháng trước
    • That movie is proof of time travel, it's actually a documentary that was sent back in time from the future

      den lden lTháng trước
  • Sam's club is just as bad

    Bridgette LarkinsBridgette LarkinsTháng trước
    • and nobody who works there is named sam

      007kingifrit007kingifrit23 ngày trước
  • As a Costco shopper, I can confirm 😂😂😂 But seriously, I love this guy!

    GGR MakesGGR MakesTháng trước
  • Thanks for the laughs

    F ZF ZTháng trước
  • Rest In Peace ✌️ Eddie Van Halen 🇨🇦❤️👽🎸👍🏼

    Cheech Melon Cougar CampCheech Melon Cougar CampTháng trước