There Are No Rules At Costco. Ron Ruhman

18 Th09, 2020
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There are no rules at Costco according to Ron Rhuman. Everyone is out for themselves pushing their cart where ever they want. In this clip from Ron Ruhman's Dry Bar Comedy special "Weird Stuff" Ron explains the intricacies of Costco and how free samples and Kirkland brand jeans can make people lose their minds. Watch "Weird Stuff" by Ron Ruhman only at www.drybarcomedy.com/ronr
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  • I didn’t get the IKEA Joke ;)

    Michael BergmarkMichael BergmarkTháng trước
  • Bruh IKEA is swedish and we drove on the right side before you did lol

    Lorenzo Von MatterhornLorenzo Von MatterhornTháng trước
  • This guy sucks.

    Amish DeNiroAmish DeNiroTháng trước
  • Try being a personal shopper 💀

    Alaska CarrilloAlaska CarrilloTháng trước
  • Nailing the Gaffigan voice

    Boisterberry JamBoisterberry Jam2 tháng trước
  • That final joke was epic! :D

    luckdragon88luckdragon882 tháng trước
  • You're wrong about the highlight guy.....he's looking for DUPLICATE purchases...to make sure you were not double charged.

    America FirstAmerica First2 tháng trước
    • Mmmm sure lol

      Kit CatKit Cat2 tháng trước
  • On two different occasions the highlighter guy found an error... in my favor.

    Ted RyanTed Ryan2 tháng trước
  • He forgot the hot dogs and pop!

    Tess WinkerTess Winker2 tháng trước
  • Didn't click for me.

    ReductronicaReductronica2 tháng trước
  • Actually laughing out loud while listening on headphones (I normally don’t). This guy’s hilarious! 😄

    Heather MillerHeather Miller2 tháng trước
  • This guy sucks

    El AmericanoEl Americano2 tháng trước
  • Yeah but the chocolate muffins are 800 calories. :(

    Josh WarrenJosh Warren2 tháng trước
  • That last joke was funny. Self check out..🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

    Laura Wofford-BrownLaura Wofford-Brown2 tháng trước
  • I'll get some dry goods from Costco but the bulk of what I buy is from Aldi. I can't buy large quantities of food at Costco without it spoiling and going to waste, it's mainly set up for groups of people and families.

    westabsupply ebaywestabsupply ebay2 tháng trước
  • Eleventeenth 👍

    Hershel WeaverHershel Weaver2 tháng trước
  • I feel like the audience didn’t give him enough laughs he deserved

    Miguel LomeliMiguel Lomeli2 tháng trước
  • He looks like a Kirkland J.K Simmons. 😂👍🔥

    Caffeinated NationCaffeinated Nation2 tháng trước
  • Keep your day job Ron.

    Todd HendrixTodd Hendrix2 tháng trước
  • At the local market , you can buy a 16 oz bottle of Ketchup for $2 or go to Costco and buy 4 of them for $20 .

    Jaime Avakarian VillamonteJaime Avakarian Villamonte2 tháng trước
  • Anybody notice that he sounds like Jim Gaffigan?

    Peter Eden Jr.Peter Eden Jr.2 tháng trước
    • Peter Eden Jr. Thank you!! I was wondering what was familiar about him.

      Zelda BloomZelda Bloom2 tháng trước
  • Lmao!

    Vikki HorcharVikki Horchar2 tháng trước
  • I saw a guy walk out of Costco in Lakewood, CA with a chicken he didn't pay for. A female security officer caught him outside. He having a hissie fit!

    Elaine IzzoElaine Izzo2 tháng trước
    • Lol

      Miguel BernalMiguel BernalTháng trước
  • meh

    Tiziano L.Tiziano L.2 tháng trước
  • Funny,BJ's wholesale club isn't that bad.

    Hirsch nopeHirsch nope2 tháng trước
  • And highlighter man at Costco usually has stood there & watched you unload your cart & PAY for your items prior to you getting to him. I have Walter Mitty fantasies of loading my cart at the end of rhe check-out & running like a mad woman through the exit doors with the receipt gripped in my hand!

    Donna WilsonDonna Wilson2 tháng trước
  • Not funny. Whole show meh

    LD71 SCLD71 SC2 tháng trước
  • Many will use that self checkout line.

    air portair port2 tháng trước
  • Costco charges an annual fee so you can spend 10 ten times more than at Walmart.

    CauseAndEffectCauseAndEffect2 tháng trước
  • I gotta find this guy's whole special. It took time to warm up but I was rolling by the end.

    Kenneth SeeKenneth See2 tháng trước
  • not funny

    L McDonaldL McDonald2 tháng trước
  • "I've started to notice?" EH? OK. OK, OK mi bad

    Jim MitchellJim Mitchell2 tháng trước
  • 3:15 if you are physically stopped at the exit you can prosecute. it is against the law to attempt to restrain someone not actively in violation of the law. it's called assault. ask any walmart manager. if a customer doesn't want to let the magic marker guy at the door check his receipt, it doesn't happen, and broken jaws do--one was by a violent pistol whipping, she learned the hard way. it's made a couple of millionaires in assault suits lost by walmart. tell the magic marker guy to fu*k off, make sure he does.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 tháng trước
  • Factoid: The Kirkland brand is named for the City of it's first/flagship store, in Kirkland, Washington. I lived about a mile from the new bldg. It's World Headquarters is in Issaquah, WA.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • I love Issaquah. Beautiful place

      Miguel BernalMiguel BernalTháng trước
    • Never knew..👌

      meek thegreekmeek thegreek2 tháng trước
  • 2:48 "...armed with a highlighter." Hey! It worked pretty good in the movie "Bandits!"

    Dead ParrotingDead Parroting2 tháng trước
  • Its exactly the same way at Sam's Club. So I can relate to this story lol

    Jacky FriedmanJacky Friedman2 tháng trước
  • Guess what? IKEA comes from Sweden where they drive on the right side of the road! apparently neither you nor the audience in Utah has the intelligence to understand how wrong that joke was! No I'm not swedish.

    Chantelle NewChantelle New2 tháng trước
  • There are walmart people and there are the self entitled costco people

    martin gigueremartin giguere2 tháng trước
    • I'd choose self-entitled over getting mugged in the parking lot any day of the week

      Aaron McDonaldAaron McDonald2 tháng trước
    • And then there's Target people 😎

      Gabrielle LaughlinGabrielle Laughlin2 tháng trước
    • ... who fork over the Annual Membership Fees every year. We have a Costco... and 3 WalMarts, including the largest by square feet on the West Coast, and none of them charge a fee for the privilege of shopping, carrying around a card in your wallet, having to pull it out, sharing your life in an Application, etc., lol. 🤗

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • 😂😂😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudate2 tháng trước
  • Oh no one clapped when he said he'd just been to his nephews fifth birthday party .. What the hell was this dude expecting 😂 standing ovation

    StarScream 777StarScream 7772 tháng trước
  • Sam's would like you to hold their beer...

    Sara SunshineMTSara SunshineMT2 tháng trước
    • @TheEseJandro: Sam's Club -- Wal*Mart, but without the class!

      Ed WattsEd Watts2 tháng trước
    • Yeah they're worse Sam's is just walmart 🤣

      TheEseJandroTheEseJandro2 tháng trước
  • "Thank you for that round of indifference" Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

    Sara SunshineMTSara SunshineMT2 tháng trước
  • Terrible

    UnauthorizedUnauthorized2 tháng trước
    • Yup, just a ripoff of Jim Gaffigan.

      RedricRedric2 tháng trước
  • Jim gaffigan...i cant be the only one???

    Saeed KhanSaeed Khan2 tháng trước
    • Caffeinated Nation So do I. Now I can’t unhear it lmao 😄

      Heather MillerHeather Miller2 tháng trước
    • 0:58 its really similar

      Roxanne SantosRoxanne Santos2 tháng trước
    • I hear it. I hear it.

      Caffeinated NationCaffeinated Nation2 tháng trước
  • Yes. The carts do keep rolling with kids inside.!

    jessicaaudatejessicaaudate2 tháng trước
  • When the jar of mayonnaise is bigger than your head it's too much.

    Robert SchwartzRobert Schwartz2 tháng trước
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom How much mayo do your pets eat?

      mareirmareir2 tháng trước
    • If you have several children, each one brings a few of their friends over on the weekends, and a spouse, toss in the horses, breeding rabbits, many rodent pets, snakes (Pythons), Domesticated Fancy Rats, some Exotic Birds... that gallon jug of mayo will be gone in less than 10 days. I am one of 5 kids, w 2 parents. We had the formal living room, and the kids' family room - downstairs, fireplace (never lit, for obvious reasons, lol), Fooseball, a stereo, sofas, TV, etc. No wonder the folks bought a 5-bdrm, 3-bath house... with a downstairs fam room, lol.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • Yay, Ron!!!

    Felicia BFelicia B2 tháng trước
  • This was hilarious, but the check at the exit is to make sure you got everything you paid for. That's what I was told.

    Don't leave Armando behind, that's rudeDon't leave Armando behind, that's rude2 tháng trước
    • @c B: AND it's bad PR to imply that every one of your customers is a thief! I don't show the Wal*Martians my receipt. After I have exchanged money for the stuff in my basket, that "stuff" is, legally, mine; and no one has any right to look at it without either my uncoerced permission or a valid search warrant.

      Ed WattsEd Watts2 tháng trước
    • @Clifford S. yes, Walmart has cameras everywhere in store, And, hired serurity people walking throughout the store in regular clothes, acting like they're shopping, so I don't see a need for a hired person to stand @ exit door to check receipts to make sure ppl aren't trying to leave the store with extra items! If someone tries to steal, either the automatic security sensor alarm by the door will come on, or someone on the security team watching the store cameras will alert floor security person(s), or the cops will eventually get them! And.. they barely glannce @receipts,& definately dont match items in cart to receipt! Its a waste of time for customers,AND employees for a store to hire someone for that!🙄

      c Bc B2 tháng trước
    • @Clifford S. Two sides of the same LAW coin: It's their store, so can make the rules; and It's legally called "Wrongful Detainment". Google it. (Paralegal for 31 years last July.)

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • Bottom line is that they are really making sure you aren't trying to steel anything. They try that with me at Walmart, but since it's open to the public and I didn't sign an agreement that they will check my receipt as I'm leaving like at Costco's, I say no thank you and have a nice day and I keep going when they ask to see my receipt. I've even had words with the local police that Walmart hires stating that they do not have the right to ask me to see my receipt. One day a lady in front of me walked by the employee at the exit and was not asked to see her receipt, but I was asked to see mine. I said that is profiling which is illegal and I kept going. Now if security saw me hide something and I was trying to steal something, then that's a different story.

      Clifford S.Clifford S.2 tháng trước
    • Sure, it is.

      Robert SchwartzRobert Schwartz2 tháng trước
  • Close your eyes and you have Jim Gaffigan.

    jessicka Lushjessicka Lush2 tháng trước
    • C Myers lol so am I 😄

      Heather MillerHeather Miller2 tháng trước
    • @Andrew Boehmer You're right - I was afraid to say what you said - he is better than Gaffigan!

      BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductions2 tháng trước
    • No. His voice is somewhat similar but the material is not the same and the delivery is completely different.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew Boehmer2 tháng trước
    • @BoldCautionProductions Nope. Just a rip off.

      jessicka Lushjessicka Lush2 tháng trước
    • Weird, I was thinking The New Gaffigan as I listened.

      BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductions2 tháng trước
  • Kirkland! I use their sleeping pills frequently!

    The Beast of Feaster ParkThe Beast of Feaster Park2 tháng trước
    • @TheEseJandro nice! I had no idea they had batteries! Gotta try them!

      The Beast of Feaster ParkThe Beast of Feaster Park2 tháng trước
    • Their batteries are great.

      TheEseJandroTheEseJandro2 tháng trước
  • Kirkland muffins are the greatest muffins on the planet, around 600 calories but delicious AF

    Ronny ShamaRonny Shama2 tháng trước
    • thanks ronny

      Mr JamesonMr JamesonTháng trước
    • Ronny Shama Blueberry are my favorite!!!

      Nonnie335Nonnie335Tháng trước
    • Straight FIRE!!

      Black and BlueBlack and Blue2 tháng trước
    • @Christine Robinette 😂😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudate2 tháng trước
    • No and I'm not sorry when I say this I make the best muffins.👍😁

      Christine RobinetteChristine Robinette2 tháng trước
  • I'm 9th and from JAMAICA. 🤗🤗

    Quoin EntertainmentQuoin Entertainment2 tháng trước
  • 3rdst!

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle2 tháng trước
  • This aged like RBG

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle2 tháng trước
    • @Lindalee Law I think he knew that when he posted the comment, may she rest in Peace. She was an Athiest, by faith and proclamation. Ignore the haters, ok?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
    • She passed away today..87

      Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 tháng trước
    • Oh my 😂😂😂

      Jane HiltonJane Hilton2 tháng trước
  • And I didn't know Costco is like Chicago...

    Michael ZMichael Z2 tháng trước
  • It’s my dream

    AltaDawn JeppesenAltaDawn Jeppesen2 tháng trước
  • Hi I wasn’t first but can you pin me?

    AltaDawn JeppesenAltaDawn Jeppesen2 tháng trước
    • Just Winks comment on one of my videos, I’ll reply to you

      BG ResjekBG Resjek2 tháng trước
    • @BG Resjek the only reason I am so quick the past 24, is cuz I am stuck in a motel with the smoke driving up the AQI here by Seattle

      Just WinksJust Winks2 tháng trước
    • @BG Resjek try a little bit of instant Bustelo and Dutch cocoa in your taco meat next time. Liberal pinch of each, or small dusting. It gives a lot of depth and aging

      Just WinksJust Winks2 tháng trước
    • @Just Winks average taco, I was the cook

      BG ResjekBG Resjek2 tháng trước
    • @BG Resjek and thank you, I think

      Just WinksJust Winks2 tháng trước
  • First

    Brandon HarmonyBrandon Harmony2 tháng trước
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