The Truth About How Men Think. Steve Geyer

21 Th09, 2020
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The truth about how men think is revealed by Steve Geyer when he tells the truth that they mostly think about nothing, or something else. In this clip from Steve Geyer's full Dry Bar Comedy special Steve breaks down what men truly think about and how they aren't really that complicated when it comes to intimacy. Watch Steve Geyer's Full Dry Bar Comedy special only at
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  • terrible

    G thangG thang3 ngày trước
  • I wish I could have that super power😭

    rachel moorerachel moore3 ngày trước
  • Omg so true!

    sfitzpatrick88sfitzpatrick884 ngày trước
  • Ohh my God!! I am dying here 😂😂😂😂😂

    Razi M. BlakleyRazi M. Blakley5 ngày trước
  • Thank you

    sobsamai kitchathamsobsamai kitchatham6 ngày trước
  • ahahaha this was great!

    Slav V.Slav V.6 ngày trước
  • This guy just did a lot of Marriage counselling here. Lol

    jj7 ngày trước
  • Hahahaha... I think I'm actually a man...😅😅😅

    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT**ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*8 ngày trước
  • This whole putting men down thing is getting kinda old!...

    David JensenDavid Jensen8 ngày trước
    • How is this putting men down? It’s just making light of how men and women think. It also makes women seem as these frigid beings who never have desire if you really want to construe it in a negative way.

      R RomsR Roms8 ngày trước
  • Love it.

    DOG HAIR DONT CARE LindanielDOG HAIR DONT CARE Lindaniel9 ngày trước
  • Omg it’s so true 😂 back when my husband and I were dating, he told me “I am literally ALWAYS up for sex.” I thought for sure he was joking so I’d ask him at random times of the day (and I’d always follow through 😉) Like this one time at 3pm when he was painting my garage roof. The only time he turned me down was when I woke him up at 2am (I had set a very quiet alarm to wake myself up) and was like “babe I can’t sleep. You wanna?” He did not 😂

    Milfeulle100Milfeulle10010 ngày trước
  • This is so true! My husband CAN actually think of nothing and I can't even imagine being able to think of nothing LOL

    nono11 ngày trước
  • Conflict is fiesty.....making it fun

    L.A.SharpL.A.Sharp12 ngày trước
  • I love that many of the guys in the audience knew that the answer to the question "Honey, what are you thinking about?" was "Nothing" :)

    Scott LangScott Lang14 ngày trước
  • Lmao. Dude!! I think of nothing all the time. Like I literally spent time this morning staring out a window with my cat watching birds. Lmao.

    Cherie JCherie J15 ngày trước
  • This dude is not funny at all.

    natashka1982natashka198215 ngày trước
  • So true because my man is just like as he described. Any time. Anywhere. Random times of the day. Give him lovin’ all the time. =)

    CJ PCJ P17 ngày trước
  • Before writing this comment i was thinking nothing😂😂😂

    manjeet singh ranamanjeet singh rana17 ngày trước
  • Can we retire these ridiculous stereotypes about women not wanting sex. Please? It's so tired. And so wrong. Consider the possibility that if the woman in your life isn't interested in sex, maybe you need to work on yourself, in and out of the bedroom.

    anahata2009anahata200917 ngày trước
    • Guessing you're single and a miserable person. Get over yourself.

      Im Watching YouIm Watching You6 ngày trước
  • When girls don't believe that guys can think about nothing, I'm like "really? Have you never started to drive home after work and then blinked and it was half an hour later and you were pulling into your driveway? You don't really remember driving home but you obviously did." Like... You just go into auto pilot... And you're literally not thinking.... About anything...

    Alisa MelnickAlisa Melnick18 ngày trước
    • I blank out but I'm still thinking about everything

      rachel moorerachel moore3 ngày trước
  • 0:52 it's definitely a gift! I wish I had it.

    aussiegirlintheUSofAaussiegirlintheUSofA18 ngày trước
  • So funny. I love it.

    tresgibtresgib21 ngày trước
  • It's such a stereotype because I am in a marriage where my husband has low libido. I can do literally nothing about it

    Ayesha RizwanAyesha Rizwan25 ngày trước
  • I don't understand the whole romance thing before sex. I didn't realise it but I just order my man around and tell him what I want when I want it and he never really says no. Because he's a young man.

    Hannah McLarenHannah McLaren26 ngày trước
  • I am a woman who thinks NON STOP. I hate it.

    Sky mSky m27 ngày trước
  • I haven't seen Steve in years. I have some of his earlier albums. He's very funny.

    mothafrakermothafraker27 ngày trước
  • I enjoyed his lecture, but comedy-it is not.

    Madame DefargeMadame Defarge29 ngày trước
  • What's wrong with him? 😂😂😂

    Adisa KolaAdisa KolaTháng trước

    Randy TaubRandy TaubTháng trước
  • 5:30 I cannot believe I actually understood before he even said what it meant. Heh accomplishment made

    LillStar BubbleBeanLillStar BubbleBeanTháng trước
  • This dudes energy is very rare! It’s hard to find not just comedians, but public speakers in general. Who can talk to the crowd as if there only talking to one person, having a conversation. He was very fluid and open.

    Novaszi MNovaszi MTháng trước
  • Give this man a hour ! Hilarious

    Michael RowleyMichael RowleyTháng trước
  • It was more educational than funny, I loved it!

    Rain 1998Rain 1998Tháng trước
  • And yeah, I definitely had less of a sex-drive than my ex girlfriend, so I'm not sure this is technically universal or anything. Not to say that it isn't fun, it is!

    TheMuffinBagareTheMuffinBagareTháng trước
  • This guy's whole 'Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.' shtick is older than me. The amount of hack bits in these sets is ridiculous. Over time, I've come to realize that I the 'Dry' in 'Dry Bar Comedy' most accurately describes a large portion of the channel's content. Dry and dusty old jokes are everywhere. When your audience can accurately predict the entire set, including every aside, call back and punch line, every observation and every supposedly biographical anecdote, it's probably a good time to come up with new jokes (preferably ones you thought of yourself.)

    Louise LaliberteLouise LaliberteTháng trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant x

    InspiredInspiredTháng trước
  • You got a woman’s mind so accurately it’s freaky. Well, almost. Ive been told by men that they don’t believe we aren’t turned on by naked men; random naked man will make me throw up in my mouth a little 😁 my husband? He can be naked😉 it’s emotional for woman.

    Mary HildebrandtMary HildebrandtTháng trước
    • Well I am!! Just not on my phone if i dont know you! Lol!

      Travel ChannelTravel Channel24 ngày trước
  • Omg. I had a role reversal of that! I was driving and dude asked me what I'm thinking. Nothing 😂

    blinddaterejectblinddaterejectTháng trước
  • You know?

    Ragnarok 565Ragnarok 565Tháng trước
  • Really guys can think nothing. So guys are just dicks

    Loli PandaLoli PandaTháng trước
  • He is soooooo underrated.....

  • Gross.

    Sea EmSea EmTháng trước
  • Anyone else ever gotten home and thought, "I can't even remember the drive home!"

    Sincerely BSincerely BTháng trước
  • 👍

    Dan DixonDan DixonTháng trước
  • Fantastic! Wish we had this video as part of sex ed in school.

    Caroline RCaroline RTháng trước
  • I had a lower Endoscopy and I was not put to sleep for it. The memories still haunt me.

    Tomski HTomski HTháng trước
    • Oh you poor thing

      Jessica ConnerJessica ConnerTháng trước
  • Blow My candle

    Tuomas MattilaTuomas MattilaTháng trước
  • His facial expressions for each joke were hilarious! Flawless delivery!

    Live The Law of OneLive The Law of OneTháng trước
  • I'm a woman, and I zone out sometimes, too.

    Kari KlingKari KlingTháng trước
    • I zone out too when I'm driving in a car/bus. I just enjoy the nature and landscape along the road

      Елеонора ЃорѓиевскаЕлеонора Ѓорѓиевска5 ngày trước
    • @Crappyshooter hahahaha

      Russelliana ClarkRusselliana Clark12 ngày trước
    • I hereby grant you a honorary manhood membership.

      CrappyshooterCrappyshooterTháng trước
  • Guys this guy is funny, but look up Josh Sneed, on the dry bar, the full skit, YOU WILL LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME

    Iriskenia FernandezIriskenia FernandezTháng trước
  • Not homogeneity, just stop putting people into personality boxes because of their genitals.

    Jennifer GrantJennifer GrantTháng trước
  • When I did my clinicals one of the Dr's told me womens brain=spaghetti. Men's?waffle

    Dj BrownDj BrownTháng trước
  • Hilarious!!

    Carie SmithCarie SmithTháng trước
  • Meditating while driving

    Micha MasonMicha MasonTháng trước
  • Soooo good. 😂

    Sara Meira GootblattSara Meira GootblattTháng trước
  • I gave it a Thumbs Up

    oneshot_meoneshot_meTháng trước
  • I enjoyed his comedy 😁

    Diane FloodDiane FloodTháng trước
  • Copied joke.

    Devi SDevi STháng trước
  • The ability to think nothing! Absolutely! It's real!

    Robert StewartRobert StewartTháng trước
  • I thought this guy was only like 41 and he has been married 31 years?

    lady greylady greyTháng trước
  • He should definitely get an hour special. Anybody?

    Shumete SamShumete SamTháng trước
    • i agree

      JOATJOAT7 ngày trước
    • Agree agree agree, cute but funny

      Alisa MelnickAlisa Melnick18 ngày trước
    • Download the Dry Bar app!! It's truly awesome. A lot of great comedians and it's the whole show.

      T KT K26 ngày trước
    • Download the Dry Bar app and you can see ALL OF THE SHOWS!! If you do check out Bozeman. He's probably the best show I've seen so far.

      T KT K26 ngày trước
    • @kukushkaize Ok, you can say that you don't like this guy, but you can't say that he is just bad. And I don't say that as if to suggest that it is entirely preference, because there is a method to it, but his humor is both relateable and original.

      Aidan CatheyAidan Cathey28 ngày trước
  • “Nothing” I don’t believe him

    Taco Of LoveTaco Of LoveTháng trước
  • Married With Children : Never look happy coming home..u b in trouble

    Joe ArmstrongJoe ArmstrongTháng trước
  • He is the funniest. LMAO!!!

    Jessica LarsonJessica LarsonTháng trước
  • Honest, funny and sensitively delivered...

    Jules 11Jules 112 tháng trước
  • I thought it was synchronicity that his talk on tooting and gas was interrupted by an add for the Dumbocrats trying to ask for donations. I thought they had all the money they wanted from the entitled rich and China, Geez..

    thorifiedthorified2 tháng trước
  • Its a myth that all women don't think like men. Some of us are full blooded

    Nicola RollinsonNicola Rollinson2 tháng trước
    • @Maret Villa that's a matter if opinion

      Nicola RollinsonNicola RollinsonTháng trước
    • When it comes to sex, women don't think like men. When it comes to conversation, women don't think like men.

      Maret VillaMaret VillaTháng trước
  • Love, love, love! Manspeak at it's best.:-)

    Haywire WillyHaywire Willy2 tháng trước
  • That proscedour is even worse in Sweden then you are awake and it hurts soo bad each time your particular colon makes a turn, and they have the camera view on a screen so you see everything they see.

    Jayamila PerssonJayamila Persson2 tháng trước
  • Ah... us women... we’re weird lol!

    MercifulCupidsMercifulCupids2 tháng trước
  • "Women wanna be romanced." Steve has apparently never been in a relationship with (or counseled) a redhead woman. What's really annoying is when he gets "happy" in his sleep, which is a very normal thing for men.

    Red TRed T2 tháng trước
    • Is this true? I never understand when people say that women need conversation and cuddling. I don't need those things. I am a redhead and had never heard it made a difference.

      Julie HJulie HTháng trước
  • If you walk by in a towel you better run for your life lol lol 😆 😂 🤣

    Crawdad MudbugCrawdad Mudbug2 tháng trước
  • Lmao!

    Vikki HorcharVikki Horchar2 tháng trước
  • My CEO and I are in our 6th decade together. We have almost nothing in common. I hunt and fish and am a sports fan and am a real meat eater. She won't eat meat, fowl, or fish and hates sports. It used to cause trouble, but now, if I don't think of an activity to go do, pretty soon, she does.

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer2 tháng trước
  • "What are you thinking about" Oh, nothing, i literally just forgot about the last 20 minutes

    Federico OlivaresFederico Olivares2 tháng trước
  • He kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds...

    John LJohn L2 tháng trước
  • Crazy how i thought i was the only one 💀

    Mr.greenMr.green2 tháng trước
  • My wife and I got married on October 14th of 2000. Enjoy your comedy

    Darrell JaspersonDarrell Jasperson2 tháng trước
  • So funny! Didn't want it to end.

    Coach ShaunieCoach Shaunie2 tháng trước
  • Anybody else getting a bill engvall feel from the delivery?

    ThomasThomas2 tháng trước
    • @qwertyqwery5511 All good points. I thought it was just the content, but you're right. Don't forget the occasional southern accent.

      Red TRed T2 tháng trước
    • Red T nah, most comedians that have had one talk about that. It's his voices and mannerisms. He uses the same cadence and speech patterns for women that Bill does, he has the same "I'm just a (dumb) guy" voice as Bill, he puts his hands on his knees and pleads the same way Bill does when trying to stress earnestness, and has the same facial expression tone of disappointment when his candle gets blown out as Bill does when his wife stops him.

      qwertyqwery5511qwertyqwery55112 tháng trước
    • @Red T thats when i realized it, but even outside of that his cadence keeps the same feel to it

      ThomasThomas2 tháng trước
    • It's the colonoscopy story. I saw that too.

      Red TRed T2 tháng trước
    • Me!

      qwertyqwery5511qwertyqwery55112 tháng trước
  • I don't know why but when he said that "There were times when I walked into the room and my candle's been blown out" i died. I wanted to laugh so hard but I can't because my neighbors next door will be woken up.

    KolourfulNecoKolourfulNeco2 tháng trước
    • I know. That was great. 😂😂😂

      Roux ChatRoux Chat2 tháng trước
  • Totally lost it with the candles. Great!!! 😂😂😂😂

    Roux ChatRoux Chat2 tháng trước
  • Cringe

    M DM D2 tháng trước
  • A little preachy not very funny

    M DM D2 tháng trước
  • He reminds me of a pastor.

    Kathy MyersKathy Myers2 tháng trước
  • This audience is braindead. Just a few chuckles on genuinely FUNNY punchlines!

    LadyAxe13LadyAxe132 tháng trước
  • WE ARE "IN THE MOOD "ALL THE TIME TOO,.....But,Society AND YOUR MOTHER "MUCKS" US UP ! and tells us to act like we don't "Get HORNY 😜 "!

    Rhiannon VorstagRhiannon Vorstag2 tháng trước
  • weird moment when you relate to everything he said: when someone asks: what you thinking? .... nothing..... also almost everything..... so like.... maybe I have a lot of testosterone? what the hell?

    Edith MarchEdith March2 tháng trước
  • If we have choice use ideas to care for love peace kind enough good open happy alive can see hear read write good weather good body good thinking for human universe 1 World doonya nation family nature. Do not use bad gun jail Wars cigarite too much very fast car plane boat too much too little burning fire very cold freezing extreme no bomb no naked human foods extreme energy blind dead deaf. Use the human resources human thinking vision to see to move to care for and make safer human species and safer universe nature where and safer places for people to live. People can be freinds peaceful loving good brave generous to people and to nature. Drawing and math and good thinking and speech to talk hear write hear for people is important. So you have car 65 miles an hour speed limit and you can not drive that fast and Your family can not drive that fast 65 and 70 miles. So you must try to talk to law and people to get better driving speed 30 miles or 40 miles max and get uber taxi to drive cars bus not you or your family to drive. You and your family and all human may be healthier to see walk sit stand lay run swim think to move happier and more energy. Abdull Tarzi

    One World Doonya One Country Map , Make New RulesOne World Doonya One Country Map , Make New Rules2 tháng trước
  • 😂😅🤣

    Bella EvaBella Eva2 tháng trước
  • Their anniversary is my birthday

    C 4C 42 tháng trước
  • Lol my grand parents taught me this before I got married in 1989. Mm arr

    MMMM2 tháng trước
  • The first time that I answered "nothing" she got so mad at me that I started to lie.... "What you thinking about?" Me.. quick! What can I say!?!? "I was thinking it's about time to get the oil changed and rotate the tires!" complete lie, because there was not a thing rolling around in there until she asked me what I was thinking about.

    1 Grand Pappy1 Grand Pappy2 tháng trước
    • Pfffff, that's kind of adorable and also wow way to come up with something practical on the fly

      Alisa MelnickAlisa Melnick18 ngày trước
    • 😂

      Meryl0707Meryl07072 tháng trước
  • They should all know the answer... as you said you know about 100 times lol...

    Justin CrippsJustin Cripps2 tháng trước
  • His wife is one lucky lady! Hilarious and sexy!

    Sara UniyaSara Uniya2 tháng trước
  • It's YOU!!!

    _Suburban__Suburban_2 tháng trước
  • It was humorous all except for how many times did he say you know you know you know. No we don't know that's why you're telling us

    Becky SpindlerBecky Spindler2 tháng trước
    • LOL, I don't recall a lot of "you knows." Was far too busy laughing to criticize.

      Roux ChatRoux Chat2 tháng trước
  • men think about sex or nothing

    DavidDavid2 tháng trước
  • This person is so Funny

    edylc nostreboredylc nostrebor2 tháng trước
  • Dude, you're a therapist and you don't understand that most women want to be touched and embraced other than at sex times - i.e. as you said, ".. . . in the kitchen" ?? I don't get it. (It's called affection). Also.the stereotype of women always needing a lot of the "lightweight" treatment prior to the actual sex is by now kind of a throwback (especially in comedy)) to earlier times when women had had less experience and were more modest or shy.Also, no fool- proof birth control. In truth there are plenty of women who relish diving straightaway into the hot stuff

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block2 tháng trước
    • It's comedy, lady. You want advice? Go pay for a shrink.

      Roux ChatRoux Chat2 tháng trước
    • Avery Joycelyn Barakuda Block - You ARE correct. But THAT won’t get the laughs. It is just a routine. That is how he gets paid.

      WatchmanOn TheWallWatchmanOn TheWall2 tháng trước