Teachers Ask The Dumbest Questions. John Deming

28 Th08, 2020
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Teachers ask the dumbest questions, especially if they are a teacher of John Deming! Whether it's asking him to choose between his brothers life or the cure for cancer, none of the questions honestly seem feasible. In this clip from John Deming's full Dry Bar Comedy special, John will break down the hard choices in life and the ethics involved in making the right decision, while making you laugh along the way. Watch the full special "Sadder Than Most Horses" by John Deming only at www.drybarcomedy.com/johnd
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  • Got a degree in something millions of people learned for free.

    G. Brent WilsonG. Brent Wilson2 tháng trước
  • Started slow but got really really good.

  • Wait, is drybar a jesus freak channel? Cause you have a lot of jesus freaks on here. There is no god.

    IamGhedeIamGhede2 tháng trước
  • you could have just asked "say, you want something to eat. I have some chicken and whatever else was there" either he accepts or don't. but i get it. I laughed. I'm black! Offer it to me, but don't get mad when i only eat the skin off if it's fried. I hate bones. LOL

    VinaluvVinaluv2 tháng trước
  • Why do comedians seem to say "you guys" at the wrong time, or with the wrong inflection?

    anselmenatoranselmenator2 tháng trước
  • Cancer cure joke priceless. Lotsa good material

    jeff weaverjeff weaver2 tháng trước
  • We got the same last name 😆 i might be your black cousin 😆 😆

    KangSleep OfTheWestKangSleep OfTheWest2 tháng trước
  • This guy is smart and funny!

    D BerdD Berd2 tháng trước
  • I could give the guy the chicken, wait for it because I'm African American. It's not even a bias for me!!! 🤣

    Sharon SmallsSharon Smalls2 tháng trước
  • Deming is naturally funny.

    Keith McKeith Mc2 tháng trước
  • excellent. the black joke went over the crowds head. it was hilarious

    33,3 Anders33,3 Anders2 tháng trước
  • Very very funny man! Excellent!

    StevenSteven2 tháng trước
  • Loved the chicken skit. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    Chris AndersonChris Anderson2 tháng trước
  • He is really cute looking, heck i would date him

    kelly johnsonkelly johnson2 tháng trước
    • Lol it’s his personality that’s attractive

      WonderlandWonderland2 tháng trước
  • Love it!

    Anthony FeatherstoneAnthony Featherstone2 tháng trước
  • 3:44 self deprecating humor at its best - that also sends a message against racism - incredibly clever comedian he is , bravo!

    J TFJ TF2 tháng trước
  • 😂😂😂

    Mercedes GalanMercedes Galan2 tháng trước
  • Racism is a spirit that lingers, ...you have to pray against it. Focus on the human being in front of you as a being. Though THEY may be struggling with the spirit of racism you can pray against it in the name of Jesus Christ.

    Brian's BetrothedBrian's Betrothed2 tháng trước
  • Racism is a spirit that lingers, ...you have to pray against it. Focus on the human being in front of you as a being. Though THEY may be struggling with the spirit of racism you can pray against it in the name of Jesus Christ.

    Brian's BetrothedBrian's Betrothed2 tháng trước
  • Ironic that you need a college degree to collect student loan debt

    Lawry BoyerLawry Boyer2 tháng trước
  • If you laugh at a "racist" funny story, R U making fun of "racism" which isn't supposed to ever be FUNNY? Only SERIOUS. See The Producers.... Springtime For Hitler in Germany, ta da dum da

    Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 tháng trước
  • That car crash dilemma story is exactly how I felt about the questions explored in my college ethics course. I was not popular with the TA during the discussion section.

    Rachel HohnerRachel Hohner2 tháng trước
  • I’m not from USA and I don’t get the fried chicken 🍗 joke? Why is it racist ?? And I also don’t understand the jokes about black people and cheese 🧀 what’s up with that??

    Anavictoria PesqueiraAnavictoria Pesqueira2 tháng trước
    • Nice answer man. But you know if ya hafta 'splain a joke 😳 tha funny fails... Plus if some dum thang asks for explanation 😜😂 😣 ...oh well, ya gotta tell us when and where yer next chicknic picnic gonna be🤗😁 (Very funny set. Work on the chicken piece... Like: "thanks bro, hey ..no watermelon?")

      Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 tháng trước
    • There’s a racist stereotype that African Americans love fried chicken. It’s something white people have used in the past to mock them in really nasty ways, even though there’s nothing wrong with liking a food that’s objectively delicious.

      John DemingJohn Deming2 tháng trước
  • I like you

    Sanders GreenwoodSanders Greenwood2 tháng trước
  • He doesn't think gay guys want him? Of they do baby bear. They do.

    LawLibertyCompassion JusticeLawLibertyCompassion Justice2 tháng trước
  • Hey do you know drybar has its own app? Download it now to watch my entire special. ( me waiting on the word free to be mentioned... 👀)

    Crim3 PaysCrim3 Pays2 tháng trước
  • Lol they didn't appreciate the chicken joke

    Mando SWMando SW2 tháng trước
  • No chicken for you.

    Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe2 tháng trước
  • 🌟🌟🌟🌟

    Twod WozzleTwod Wozzle2 tháng trước
  • I feel like the audience missed it with the chicken joke.

    joshua handjoshua hand2 tháng trước
    • I think they were scared to laugh!

      Myra KubicekMyra Kubicek2 tháng trước
    • @33,3 Anders yoo hoo... be safe, good sir👍👍😁

      Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 tháng trước
    • they missed it/were too afraid. was one of the best race-based jokes ive ever heard as a black guy.

      33,3 Anders33,3 Anders2 tháng trước
    • Yeah. They did.

      Rudolph GoliathRudolph Goliath2 tháng trước
    • Nope. They were baffling waffling the "ethics." 'Cause it wasn't "ethics," IT WAS REAL😂

      Rosalind MartinRosalind Martin2 tháng trước
  • Tough crowd that ethical dilemma one was really good

    Nigel WestNigel West2 tháng trước
  • “Not confident enough”, that’s awesome 👏

    FrankinVegas NevarEZFrankinVegas NevarEZ2 tháng trước
  • Love this guy

    Lee HansonLee Hanson2 tháng trước
  • I like this guy

    Dodge WilliamsDodge Williams2 tháng trước
  • Funny dude. I just hope he knows that being overweight is something he can change if he really wants to - he makes so many self-deprecating jokes that make it sound like it's part of who he is.

    Richard WilsonRichard Wilson2 tháng trước
    • I just hope you know that being a male Karen is something you probably cannot change. Try tampons for men. Cauterize what’s left of your nether sack.

      Madame DefargeMadame Defarge2 tháng trước
    • But that is louis c k's whole career

      KalpanaKalpana2 tháng trước
  • Funny fella!

    Kowboy USAKowboy USA2 tháng trước
  • Very funny!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    Ink VeinsInk Veins2 tháng trước
  • Wanna see an interesting ethical dilemma, watch "In The Pale Moonlight" episode of DS9. EDIT: corrected swype typo.

    Paul MinerPaul Miner2 tháng trước
  • The chicken joke was funny. That crowd sucks

    Jacob BarberJacob Barber2 tháng trước
  • I never heard of those hypothetical questions in my Ethics course(s).

    Elann SuvatElann Suvat2 tháng trước
  • Wtf get a life American to Americans race that

    Isaiah OIsaiah O2 tháng trước
  • HILARIOUS 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    David PeterDavid Peter2 tháng trước
  • I’m 38. I have a couple of very attractive female friends(real ride or die friends) I grew up with, known them for more then 30 years. And we’ve had moments where we’ve flirted, hit on each other, and judged each other growing up. As young adults, we’ve been in MANY situations where we were having too much fun and made sexual advances at each other. But thankfully, one of us was level headed enough to understand in those moments that our friendship and the bond that we created meant more to us then the urges that we were feeling in those moments and made sure we didn’t cross any boundaries that we couldn’t fix. So yeah, your gay friend has tried to smash you at least once 🤣

    Ryan ShaferRyan Shafer2 tháng trước
  • I'd rather be a bigot than a smollett. 😂🤣

    Beard BroBeard Bro2 tháng trước
  • Being afraid of a gay guy being into you is the exact same as if a girl is afraid of having a guy friend for the same reason. I mean the girls I know arent afraid... personal experience But see, be like a girl, make friends even if they could be into you

    10th letter10th letter2 tháng trước
    • ​@Andrew Boehmer Yeah, cause it has never happened for a man to kill a woman who rejected them.

      Livia ClaireLivia Claire2 tháng trước
    • It's really not the exact same, at all

      MateoMateo2 tháng trước
    • Being given pause to hang out with someone because of their sexuality means you treat people based on what they like instead of who they are; It's a form of prejudice. Treating women as mere potential sex partners is this as well, but that's just my inner thoughts coming out a bit too much. You should treat others as friends above all else.

      古代の存在者古代の存在者2 tháng trước
    • Except the the gay guy who killed the man he had a crush on but rejected him.

      Andrew BoehmerAndrew Boehmer2 tháng trước
  • Good and intelligent humor! 👍

    Valentin BusuiocValentin Busuioc2 tháng trước
  • Dumb enough to be like "Yep that's enough." Love it bro.

    Uncle NathUncle Nath2 tháng trước
  • Great job John. Juan Deming, eres muy chistoso. Espero que triunfes en tu carrera de cómico. ¿Has aprendido chistes en español? ¿Que español aprendiste( de España, Español Mexicano, Español Centró Americano, Español Caribeño, Español Sur Americano o Español mixto como se habla en Las Filipinas y en el Norte de Africa? Que paises en donde se comunican en Español has visitado?

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 tháng trước
    • @John Deming 😃😂🤣🙃 Johnsito, tambien eres chistoso en Españo 🤣😂🙃. Que gusto me da. Me facinaron sus chistes y muchas gracias por contestar a mi comentario. Señor Deming, es usted fenomenal. Yo no tengo ese talento. Si mira mis video podrá ver que sólo puedo dibujar. Le deseo todo el éxito en su carrera y la bendición de Dios.

      MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 tháng trước
    • Gracias por el apoyo!

      John DemingJohn Deming2 tháng trước
    • Diría que mayormente me enseñaron una mezcla del español continental y el mexicano en el colegio y la universidad, pero viví en Chile por dos años, así que hablo más como un chileno (aunque siempre sueno como americano blanquito jaja).

      John DemingJohn Deming2 tháng trước
    • Thank you @Michaela Zans . I wished him well in his comedy career, asked if he learned jokes in Spanish and what type of Spanish did he learn. We have different types of English too. Australians use different words, accents and pronunciation than the British, the Canadians and Americans. I just love languages. Too bad I only know English and Spanish.

      MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 tháng trước
    • Good evening. I don't quite know what you wrote. But the the fact that you did in spanish, is awsome 😉

      Michaela ZansMichaela Zans2 tháng trước
  • Love The jokes on racism at a time like this... good one

    Jay LoveJay Love2 tháng trước
  • Funny funny man...

    Nena ElliottNena Elliott2 tháng trước
  • Plot twist: he does actually have the cure for cancer but it’s only enough for him...who knows if he even tried to save his hypothetical brother ? I’m on to you John 👀

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico2 tháng trước
    • Lololol

      somethinggoodsomethinggood2 tháng trước
  • Z cure won't be in a vial. Entiende? Tu eres un idiota e tu madre es una gata suave.

    Joe SantosJoe Santos2 tháng trước
  • Whoa! Funny dude

    Eli HainsworthEli Hainsworth2 tháng trước
  • The chicken part killed me 🤣🤣

    Tshepo L8 MTshepo L8 M2 tháng trước
    • @Boris Erdogan Hey Boris, Aunt Jemima got kicked off her own bottle. He was asking the audience with out actually asking them, "Why are Blacks so sensitive?"

      Chris AndersonChris Anderson2 tháng trước
    • @Murph Dog SRO as in "senior recruiting officer"? :p

      Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe2 tháng trước
    • @Tvisha Yerra Yeah kind of makes sense.

      Boris ErdoganBoris Erdogan2 tháng trước
    • @Tvisha Yerra it's because there's a very old stereotype in the US about slaves eating chicken and watermelon

      MateoMateo2 tháng trước
    • I offered my SRO doughnuts one time and didn't even think about the stereotypical situation except for after he told me it would probably look bad for him lol

      Murph DogMurph Dog2 tháng trước
  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Good one

    Brian BoysBrian Boys2 tháng trước
  • Absolutely hilarious 😂

    PokePoke2 tháng trước
  • 😅 this is great

    BrokenFallenForgotten 24BrokenFallenForgotten 242 tháng trước
  • Hi

    Shamrock The Green DragonShamrock The Green Dragon2 tháng trước
  • Funny ngl lol

    Micah SmithMicah Smith2 tháng trước
  • Second

    CervantesfambamCervantesfambam2 tháng trước