Southern Jesus. Jay Stevens - Full Special

22 Th09, 2020
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A southern Jesus isn't something you hear about every day, but according to Jay Stevens nephew Jesus was born in Alabama. In this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy special Jay Stevens breaks down what it's like to be a dad, what it's like when Jesus is from the south and a whole myriad of other funny situations.
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  • Great personality. Got to do more writing.

    Truck TaxiTruck TaxiGiờ trước
  • Very funny guy! I hope he reads these comments...You're hilarious! Great job!!

    Dave StumpDave StumpNgày trước
  • You’re absolutely hilarious! Thank you for sharing your experience and bringing me joy through it.

    Ruby SandersRuby SandersNgày trước
  • You’re absolutely hilarious! Thank you for sharing your experience and bringing me joy through it.

  • you know your getting older when you drop something and bend down to get it and then suddenly the earth's gravitational pull seems stronger than ever,because it's hard to stand up again.

    John EagleJohn Eagle16 ngày trước
  • I remember my mum helped me with my history homework once and we were both wrong 😑 All the questions she helped me with were wrong. The next day the teacher was like, “why didn’t you ask your parents for help?” And I was like,”well....”

    Diablo UchihaDiablo Uchiha17 ngày trước
  • “Had came home”? Really? Speak English!

    Ken BakerKen Baker24 ngày trước
  • Just the right amount of corny-ness I love it!!

    Justis MyersJustis Myers29 ngày trước
  • Love you Jay! You're so funny. You are spot on about our bodies letting us know we're getting older. When I drop something on the floor, I look at it and say Do I really need this? Or what can I pick up while I'm down here. Lord, it's awful getting old. Lol 😂

    Charlene GriffisCharlene GriffisTháng trước
  • You might want to check your underwear. LMFAO

    Derrick LopezDerrick LopezTháng trước
  • i fail exam today and i was feeling down but this man lifted my spirit, thank you sir for that.

    Drip SideDrip SideTháng trước
  • Smart phones take forever to try n just hang up on somebody ..... wait til this phone light up I'm going to end this call.... phone freezes... ugh I can't even hang up i have to turn my whole phone off 🤦‍♀️🙄

    Keyanna ParkerKeyanna ParkerTháng trước
  • He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Keyanna ParkerKeyanna ParkerTháng trước
  • Boring as Hell.

    Lee LarsonLee LarsonTháng trước
  • This was hilarious!! Thank you

    Christy DethlefsChristy DethlefsTháng trước
  • He doesn't connect with the audience. He tries.

    Fishing FunFishing FunTháng trước
  • his voice got real Chuck Taylor for a moment when he was dabbing

    bleachpastableachpastaTháng trước
  • 13:34 to 14:00 💀😆

    diamndz1021diamndz1021Tháng trước
  • I dance when I eat 😂😂

    PN CCPN CCTháng trước
  • One time I was being put under and the doctor was telling me to count backwards from 10 so I did, and then I was like... now what? And he’s like... idk no ones ever made it this far. Then he asked me another question and then I woke up and my wisdom teeth were gone.

    Alexandra LenzingerAlexandra LenzingerTháng trước
    • Me, too. When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I began counting, then my eyes crossed, then woke up and began crying I was so relieved it was over.

      Beth MerryfieldBeth Merryfield9 ngày trước
    • Felt they just looked at me like the hell cause I just started counting up again

      bob the builderbob the builderTháng trước
  • I am wondering when this was live. Was it this month?

    starglow12starglow12Tháng trước
  • Hilarious...I am 60 and know what it like when your body does and doesn't...have to watch out in the stores..gas attack 😳😳😳😄😄😄😵😵😵

    Brenda MortonBrenda MortonTháng trước
  • Hahahahaha! The dancing while cooking.. hilarious and true

    Lilia RosalesLilia RosalesTháng trước
  • This guy brought up so many memories from my childhood that I forgot about. Thanks for flashbacks.

    joe myersjoe myersTháng trước
  • The crowd did not do this man justice😟 His jokes were really funny😆😆😄😄

    Denise ReneeDenise ReneeTháng trước
    • Eh. Good guy, needs to work on the material.

      Truck TaxiTruck TaxiGiờ trước
  • You know, Conan, Netflix and all other major comedy producers can find more than 1 woman for 25 men. This channel is only dudes and Mary Mack. Lame.

    June DempseyJune DempseyTháng trước
    • @Bitter not upset man, just pointing out a disparity I noticed that for me personally, I find disappointing and lame.

      June DempseyJune Dempsey27 ngày trước
    • There is no need to get upset about it, some female Comedians might not want to do a dry bar show, or when they are available for one Dry Bar is already booked

      BitterBitter27 ngày trước
    • Some clean stand up comedians who are women who make sense for Dry Bar-- Jackie Kashian, Emmy Blotnik, Aparna Nancherla, Becky Lucas, Alice Wutterland, Emily Galati, Catalin Peuloff, laura peek. This isn't hard, just look at decent comedy festivals-- they all have more women than this entire channel.

      June DempseyJune DempseyTháng trước
  • 😘

    Capitol SAGECapitol SAGETháng trước
  • you say “sir” a lot.

    Samantha ReasorSamantha ReasorTháng trước
    • He’s southern. That’s how it be.

      Lindzie HLindzie HTháng trước
  • What a great comic....:)

    Jules 11Jules 11Tháng trước
  • I remember my sister & I would wait for midnight on Saturday's to watch MTV videos

    Olivia GOlivia G2 tháng trước
  • Team flip phone right here! Thanks for the laughs.

    drrarah73drrarah732 tháng trước
  • Excellent, THANK YOU!

    Lifestyle TravelLifestyle Travel2 tháng trước
  • Bahaha facts. Mami under 40 and right I like to good so I gotta go somewhere lol and yes on the bed ready

    Genevieve CapuanoGenevieve Capuano2 tháng trước
  • pretty good old man, there s a lot of mediocre comedians out there ,, but you re good. thanks.

    newlife nowifenewlife nowife2 tháng trước
  • He is brilliant. Exciting discovery

    Lara KingLara King2 tháng trước
  • not funny

    Holden Toyota StrayaHolden Toyota Straya2 tháng trước
  • This guy was really really good

    supllynodaksupllynodak2 tháng trước
  • Very funny and clever!

    Jamie McCollumJamie McCollum2 tháng trước
  • Kaboom hells yeah

    Miguel RiveraMiguel Rivera2 tháng trước
  • Thank you for not making your jokes about race. Too many black comedians do on Dry Bar Comedy, and it sucks the joy out of it. This was good!

    Patrick GallagherPatrick Gallagher2 tháng trước
  • First joke, yes! As someone who looks five years older than his kids. I get it. Though had them at 19 and 20.

    Kevin LarsonKevin Larson2 tháng trước
  • LOL,laughter IS The Best Medicine:)Tina from Ks...💙❤️🎤🇺🇸☮️✝️💟🤣...

    Tina OhlroggeTina Ohlrogge2 tháng trước
  • I love this dude

    Dimes On His EyesDimes On His Eyes2 tháng trước
  • 3:31 Kaboom! I'm 42 and I still hope to find a random box of Kaboom on the shelves at grocery stores lol.

    H PureyH Purey2 tháng trước
    • I saw this just as he mentioned it.

      smilesNluv :DsmilesNluv :D2 tháng trước
  • I suddenly want to be his daughter or niece ._. gonna be so fun having him as uncle or father

    kokonut is a giant nutkokonut is a giant nut2 tháng trước
  • I love this guy🤩 I want to hear more of your stories and jokes🤗🤭

    noneof yourbusinessnoneof yourbusiness2 tháng trước
  • Great set! Whenever I drop things, I say "Yep, that's where that goes." 😜

    Lv4music aka IndieBearLv4music aka IndieBear2 tháng trước
  • This guy is funny. They should call it dry crowd comedy, cause these people don't seem to think anything is funny. Less it's cause not there live to see it.

    At what cost?At what cost?2 tháng trước
  • He talks about cooking, the FoodNetwork. Then, he mentions Sandra Lee, Jay- "You guys know who Sandra Lee is?" Me- Psh yea! Dr Pimple Popper..... Whoops...nope, well yes, but not the one in his story...

    Isaac GonzalezIsaac Gonzalez2 tháng trước
  • Too many ads. Not that good.

    Al BarryAl Barry2 tháng trước
  • I can tell this dude gots some skillz!!

    karlstormguardkarlstormguard2 tháng trước
  • Wait until the kids go to sleep!

    E K DaufinE K Daufin2 tháng trước
  • Beginning was funny then not so much and the ageism stuff was weak.

    E K DaufinE K Daufin2 tháng trước
  • You we’re pretty hilarious

    Kahealani KagawaKahealani Kagawa2 tháng trước
  • Jay Steven's should go on AGT. He's so funny!😄

    ScottScott2 tháng trước
  • I laughed so hard! .... The best part was when he didn't make it racial.. Black\White who cares? We are all in this together. Don't let them divide us!

    Wolf ThornWolf Thorn2 tháng trước
    • @Wolf Thorn This. Very good. Back in the day, the liberals/leftists were trying to oppose racism. I was in their camp. Today, they are promoting it. I am white man. My late wife was the very definition of lily-white. Now, my gf is Thai, my daughter prefers native Americans or African Americans and my namesake son almost married a Malaysian girl. We're a world culture. We should love both our differences and our sameness. Jay made me laugh and he's welcome in my home (um, actually, so is anyone on Drybar because I love the laughs). I suspect I'm welcome in his home. Drybar comedy is where I find diversity in gender, religion and race and a lot of kindness around all those things.... and freedom from the hatred and racism of the left. Those subjects are sometimes present and sometimes absent. Those of us commenting notice all.

      Argle BargleArgle BargleTháng trước
    • @newlife nowife Hey brother, my wife is black. My daughter is obviously half black. I can send you my face book page to verify. If I am a racist, then I am the worst racist on Earth. I can gaurentee you the two things I love most in the world they are my daughter and my wife! I am sick of you idiots race bating people. You are being suckered into a world of hate. This is why I found it refreshing that this hilarious dude didn't stoop to your level!

      Wolf ThornWolf Thorn2 tháng trước
    • @H- TOWN because... we live in a time when a-holes want to devide us. It is nice to see someone who didn't pander to the left or right. I pointed this out! shame on me for wanting racial harmony.

      Wolf ThornWolf Thorn2 tháng trước
    • ...don t read the replies , dude , they brother !

      newlife nowifenewlife nowife2 tháng trước
    • @H- TOWN Exactly. If race doesn't matter then why even mention it lol.

      AshantiAshanti2 tháng trước
  • 😂😂😂😂 I definitely have the old people tendencies I get off at 12:00 and my daughter get out of class at 2:00 after that I'm sleep for the rest of the day 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂 @yahoo.com2 tháng trước
  • Lol! My husband used to do that to our kids. “Get off my lawn!” Now he yells that at our goats when they escape.

    Flea ChristensonFlea Christenson2 tháng trước
    • Rite of passage

      Truck TaxiTruck TaxiGiờ trước
  • Calling all white people Sir... U Finnish this sentence

    mike barmike bar2 tháng trước
  • nope. she get all dolled up and dressed out, and the keys get tossed on the counter and she gets hauled down the hall to the bedroom. that's adulthood.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 tháng trước
  • 18:10 Melatonin gummies

    Stoeger StewieStoeger Stewie2 tháng trước
    • For real! Melatonin and a bedtime story, goodnight!

      Brooke SmithBrooke SmithTháng trước
  • 👍👍

    Scruffy 61Scruffy 612 tháng trước
  • Had kids at 16... with his wife. That’s beautiful!

    fun_paparazzifun_paparazzi2 tháng trước
    • @Capt Subtext NOPE.....GREAT LIFE...

      Pado PadoPado Pado2 tháng trước
    • I feel sorry for people that have kids so young. That must really suck.

      Capt SubtextCapt Subtext2 tháng trước
    • My parents too. 3 kids, 43 years..♡

      hellrzr1966hellrzr19662 tháng trước
  • Too funny!

    Patricia FetterPatricia Fetter2 tháng trước
  • *Laughs at flip phones* Samsung, LG and Motorola: Come again?

    K R AY N EK R AY N E2 tháng trước
    • @Larry Wilson Mine had an antenna but was small enough to fit under my carseat where it was stolen. 😂

      Lv4music aka IndieBearLv4music aka IndieBearTháng trước
    • my first cell phone was a bag phone .... I had a shoulder strap hahaha

      Larry WilsonLarry Wilson2 tháng trước
  • You claim to be a comedian ... really - I couldn’t tell 😶

    Michael StevensonMichael Stevenson2 tháng trước
  • Every time my dad - an engineer - helped me with math homework, I failed the assignment. Every. Single. Time. This guy knows....

    Resting BitchfaceResting Bitchface2 tháng trước
    • Knotty, it could be that I’m biased since my dad was a civil engineer and my husband is a construction engineer. Neither licked windows. But Dad was a math genius. My husband let me relive my high school math classes.

      Nancy MuellerNancy MuellerTháng trước
    • Oh, I just have to throw in my two cents here. My mom's dad was a 6th grade drop-out, a son of a Ukrainian immigrants and a truck driver. He set out to help my mom with some of her homework. She said he scratched his head, used a little logic and tried to help her. Embarrassed, she brought the results to school the next day.... to discover that he got her algebra homework right. My mom still downplays her intelligence, but I'm the engineer son who benefited and so did her grand-children. Simple man, grandpa, but thanks for the good genes.

      Argle BargleArgle BargleTháng trước
    • My dad was a engineer too, he was like, "Let me see your book"........ page flipping and 10 minutes later....

      mrbunnylamakinsmrbunnylamakinsTháng trước
    • 90% of Engineers are Window Lickers. Especially the civil engineering students. The Mechanical engineers are a somewhat different story with the split being 60% window lickers.

      KnottyKnottyTháng trước
    • @SinkingOutLoud I'm sure I will too

      Kyle MillerKyle Miller2 tháng trước
  • I just had my first child this year at 26 and even I'm learning alot. My mother passed at a young age so I didnt get alot of the teaching I woupdv hoped to. Thankfully the father has alot of experience because his sister had children at the age of 13!!! ( yes we know she was very persistent lol) and as siblings him and his brother did alot to help her care for thechildren. So grateful to have him and his family around to help teach me what I needed to know to start raising our baby healthy and safe! Somehow we are all children until we become parents! Very beautiful thing.

    mikeala leemikeala lee2 tháng trước
    • To be totally honest iv heard so much religious rabble in my life that iv gotten sick of it and I'm not even reading his comments lol. But it's fun egging them on. People get so fire about things. Think they know it all but they only know what they know. Doesnt make them smart or right. XD

      mikeala leemikeala lee2 tháng trước
    • Lol I'm not being that way I'm just insulting everyone because my religion is the only one that makes sense. How very religious of you. I'm glad to I honestly think this guy is the most ridiculous lump of meat to exist right now. Theres better things in the world to worry about than comedians being satanist. Isnt there a saying that people who think they know everything are the dumbest ones of all? Talk about ignorance is bliss hahah. Based on what your saying I'm a real satanist over here. Iv done things. You dont know me, I'm mrs pancakes!

      mikeala leemikeala lee2 tháng trước
    • @mikeala lee aye you good dw eventually this might die down, welcome to classic youtube comments LOL

      Jordon GarciaJordon Garcia2 tháng trước
    • This is the funniest comment string I've seen in a long time lol

      Jordon GarciaJordon Garcia2 tháng trước
    • @Jimi Crespo yeah im glad im not human

      Jordon GarciaJordon Garcia2 tháng trước
  • Yeah. This guy's good.

    garry kinggarry king2 tháng trước
  • Reeee-post of just a few daZe ago? Yup.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • Really funny. Great how he played to the crowd. Comedy connoisseur and I never watch to the end. Great set!

    Maria FriasMaria Frias2 tháng trước
  • Half way through I paused and bought some underwear. True story.

    G. Brent WilsonG. Brent Wilson2 tháng trước
    • @Amos Backstrom ...what,, only 2 pair ? amateur.....

      newlife nowifenewlife nowife2 tháng trước
    • I have underwear so old I need to wear 2 pairs so the holes dont overlap.

      Amos BackstromAmos Backstrom2 tháng trước
    • ...really ? new or thrift shop ?

      newlife nowifenewlife nowife2 tháng trước
    • Lmfaooo

      GuxxiGuxxi2 tháng trước
  • This was posted in the last month or two.... Taking tips from WatchreRuns I see.... I mean WatchMojo.

    ravenloransravenlorans2 tháng trước
  • I had the anesthesia thing happen at the dentist. Woke up counting... Me:"7...6...5..." Dentist: "bro... Were finished. Now try & stand. " Me:🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤

  • 23 minutes of this man was not enough to funny 🤣👍👍👍

    Ben UnderwoodBen Underwood2 tháng trước
  • I can tell why he's the favorite uncle. He was built in a lab to be a great dad.

    Mike O'BarrMike O'Barr2 tháng trước
  • I enjoyed Jay Stevens routine... It was lively and kept my interest... I laughed along with some of the jokes... I would score him 7 1/2 stars out of Ten... ⭐

    Mark HendrixMark Hendrix2 tháng trước
  • 7:00 hes literally doing a mike Epps bit rn

    Kyle MillerKyle Miller2 tháng trước
    • @H_A_F GAMING I wish

      Kyle MillerKyle Miller2 tháng trước
    • Kyle Miller are you joe rogan?

      H_A_F GAMINGH_A_F GAMING2 tháng trước
  • "Get out of my yard. Ya'll go down the sleep and play." "But Dad, we live here!"

    KolourfulNecoKolourfulNeco2 tháng trước
    • @BikeDoctor34 ..oh,, i thought he said stripjoint....

      newlife nowifenewlife nowife2 tháng trước
    • *street

      BikeDoctor34BikeDoctor342 tháng trước
  • Hey Jay....thanks for making me laugh today!!

    Cary HansonCary Hanson2 tháng trước
  • Pete and Repeat were walking across a bridge. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. On YT today/these daZe, they call it a RE-POST. Ugh.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • "you love food so much cooking breakfast thinking about dinner" 🤣🤣🤣

    Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • that was so close almost got a down vote

      robert chandlerrobert chandler2 tháng trước
    • @Animebryan2 thanks man👍🏾, corrected

      Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • -liking- *thinking

      Animebryan2Animebryan22 tháng trước
    • @jessicaaudate 😄 I like that, that's awesome 😄👍🏾

      Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • Baby I'm the same way. Soon as breakfast over my son ask what we eating for dinner. I'm so proud 🤧 😭😂

      jessicaaudatejessicaaudate2 tháng trước
  • Yea bro I look at my outfit on my bed before I shower yup😁👍🏾

    Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom ok primary school teacher I didn't ask for a correction but thank you, and all the other stuff that you're talking about, nope not in this comedy content so have a good night..... Hope that was good word structure and sentencing for ya.

      Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • You LOOK out yo outfit? Could have sworn that it was called TOOK out... I usually plan my work outfit the night before the next work-week day... Standard drill. For special occasions? Just look into my ~ 20+ feet of closet pole space, not counting the 4-feet of coats. Always prep the night before. Clothes, nylons, jewelry, shoes, overcoat, weather predictions, etc. Hmmm. Not so keen on peeps who cannot complete a sentence properly structured. Dunno why, dewds and dewdettes... lol! Something about lazy eloquence, articulation on a superlative level, eXpecially failure to complete a sentence properly structured, bragging about being poor or playing the black card. ALL LIVES MATTER ASK JESUS... RED AND YELLOW, BLACK AND WHITE... ALL ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT... ALL, NOT JUST BLACK. ALL Lives Matter! ALL Lives Matter! That's why He went to the Cross... for ALL of us. If God and His only Son came to save us ALL, then why is there so much hatred still in existence??? A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL ALL BE THE SAME COLOUR! Yay, and PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME! G.O.Y. It rhymes with boy. Stands for G ET O VER Y O-SELF. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE "JESUS GLASSES", where we can actually see each other through His eyes, as He hangs on His Cross in agony for our sins... ? We ARE ALL loved by Him. Can I hear an AMEN? Anyone? My heart and soul are breaking for the hatred consuming our Nation. Stand strong, my eternal brothers and sisters in Christ! Stay safe, ok? 😪 ⚘ 🕯🙏❤🙏🕯 ⚘ 😥

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no

    jeanetteRyokuXjeanetteRyokuX2 tháng trước
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom does that divert that he sucks? sorry let me add "IMO"

      jeanetteRyokuXjeanetteRyokuX2 tháng trước
    • It's a reeee-post of a few daZe ago. Ugh!

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • 🤣 I love this dude

    Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • @Lucien Delaney lol ok that's fine ones it ain't bad

      Dawin AlexanderDawin Alexander2 tháng trước
    • I think I know him in real life but I'm scared to comment it in a real comment because I might be wrong, so I'm putting it on your comment. Sorry!

      Lucien DelaneyLucien Delaney2 tháng trước