Never Trust a Scorpio. Joe Zimmerman - Full Special

01 Th10, 2020
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Whether you're a scorpio, or whether you're not good at flirting with your personal trainer, Joe Zimmerman has experienced it all, and he's here to tell you all about it in his Full Dry Bar Comedy special. If you're interested in investing, or consider your self a person who always imagines the worst case scenario, then this Dry Bar Comedy special from Joe Zimmerman is for you!
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  • This guy is awesome. I laughed the entire time 😂😂😂 time stamp innocent 😇

    Larrissa MorrisLarrissa Morris2 ngày trước
  • Some people just want to be heard in the audience. 😒😑

    StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful3 ngày trước
  • Of all the Dry Bar comics, this guy is my fav

    downbntoutdownbntout3 ngày trước
  • This was really funny the delivery was on point. Also there was one lady who seemed like she hadn't laughed in ten years saving it for this very moment. half the time I felt like I was just laughing because she was laughing very contagious.

    Mobius OneMobius One3 ngày trước
  • 9:51 narcissistic parents be like

    lovelypairofscissorslovelypairofscissors4 ngày trước
  • Second time around and I knew what was coming and I laughed just the same. Actually more. Gawd. I needed this Thank you. This time I got to see more closely the brilliance of his timing in concert with his (apparently) comfortable mien. Just terrific.

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block5 ngày trước
  • gave up too soon. You could've been her baby man 🤔🤣

    Alan ReddyAlan Reddy5 ngày trước
  • This guy is really funny.

    Kathy MyersKathy Myers5 ngày trước
  • "Worst case scenario" got me hard, hahahahaha...nice one and awesome delivery!!!

    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT**ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*8 ngày trước
  • Joe Breaths .... Woman in the crowd *AhAhUhHaHaHuHaHaHeHuHuH*

    T. UniqueT. Unique9 ngày trước
  • this guy is like if i said everything I was thinking lmao

    Avery HurleyAvery Hurley9 ngày trước
  • Omg this dude is funny

    Sasha WiltSasha Wilt9 ngày trước
  • Laughed all the way through, excelent special

    Killer QueenKiller Queen10 ngày trước
  • Normal people are weird.

    Marianelle Jean-FrançoisMarianelle Jean-François11 ngày trước
  • Investing in one's couch really is literally putting one's money under the couch.

    Petitio PrincipiiPetitio Principii11 ngày trước
  • Very important points made in his jokes

    Chantal KellymanChantal Kellyman11 ngày trước
  • Joe you made me break out the ugly laugh! Died laughing. You are laugh therapy. Though you couldn’t be a real therapist since it isn’t part of your name. 🤣

    Anne DunbarAnne Dunbar12 ngày trước
  • He makes a great point about the relation of time and money. $100,000.00 Socks!

    Brandon WrightBrandon Wright14 ngày trước
  • And I'm just a scorpio so people r scared of me... lol

    Illmaculit Empathic DeepThoughtIllmaculit Empathic DeepThought15 ngày trước
  • i saw scorpio

    Oliver Fenelon CheeOliver Fenelon Chee15 ngày trước
  • ♏ comics are the best!!

    DaRealLDJ420DaRealLDJ42015 ngày trước
  • Scorpio here and I approve this message. I don't like telling people my sign, because then they have all these negative or sexual stereotypes of me mainly true so I tell them I'm another sign to get them off my trail lol.

    L WillL Will16 ngày trước
  • My name is Mandy. Does that mean I'm destined to be a man? Because, in the words of Shania Twain, "I feel like a woman!" 😂

    jmdmcarrjmdmcarr16 ngày trước
  • Does anyone else think this guy looks just like the guy who has The Geography King You Tube channel? Maybe it's his twin brother.

    Marilee BolamMarilee Bolam16 ngày trước
  • The lady that's laughing is his wife lol She's got to be!

    Dare JonesDare Jones17 ngày trước
  • Mad off,Craigslist...😉

    Tina WindhamTina Windham17 ngày trước
  • Fellow Scorpio here!

    Spooky Lucy LuciferSpooky Lucy Lucifer18 ngày trước
  • This guy is so TommmyRhyman

    Mr. BMr. B18 ngày trước
  • 09:10 Is that Macklemore??

    rabbitsbloodrabbitsblood18 ngày trước
  • That women's laugh is really irritating. Sounds phoney and ruined the vid for me.

    Owl EyesOwl Eyes19 ngày trước
  • Too normal to be a muggle

    Infinite InfinityInfinite Infinity19 ngày trước
  • You have made me cry laughing. So so funny!

    Marieca LambertMarieca Lambert19 ngày trước
  • Laugh tracks are getting old, Dry Bar. I can't watch a whole video...sad.

    Molon LabeMolon Labe19 ngày trước
  • I never ask a persons a virgo I ask people their birthdays and figure it out in my off time...virgos fact check everything 😂

    BVB Girl1313BVB Girl131320 ngày trước
  • 😁😁😁😁😁

    Robin SunriseRobin Sunrise23 ngày trước
  • As a Scorpio that's hilarious! Libras are not trustworthy 😂

    Piano facePiano face24 ngày trước
  • Scorpio GANG!!

    Eva MendezEva Mendez24 ngày trước
  • He is gooooooood. Will keep an eye on him

    Rakhila Eila IbildayevaRakhila Eila Ibildayeva25 ngày trước
  • Dry..subtle....funny👍👍 Thx JZ yer goood😆

    Happy TurtleHappy Turtle25 ngày trước
  • Naked and chipotle and isn't it called depression had me 💀'ing

    Amanda HAmanda H25 ngày trước
  • I am telling you, I am terrified of Lasik and I'm an optometrist assistant...lmao! NOPE!

    Aundria Cooper PremoAundria Cooper Premo25 ngày trước
  • Libra’s are the best 😂😂

    Naani NaniNaani Nani26 ngày trước
  • 21:13 I do this too! 😂

    Gigi ColadaGigi Colada27 ngày trước
  • Funny stuff!

    Dirt Road Farms JimmiDeanReenDirt Road Farms JimmiDeanReen27 ngày trước
  • thats opposite libras are difficult, scorpios are good.

    Thinkers OnlyThinkers Only27 ngày trước
  • Seems nerdy ar first but witty way of thinking! Reminds me of my old roommate

    Christine LChristine L29 ngày trước
  • I'm a Scorpio... Vibes 😁

    Melody MooreMelody Moore29 ngày trước
  • That lady is annoying me....sorry, not sorry.

    Ana's CornerAna's CornerTháng trước
  • Brilliant! Smooooooth delivery and So Funny :)

    Oliver BonillaOliver BonillaTháng trước
  • He's right about Scorpios... They are just sad pathological people who always have an excuse to shift the blame to... Ready for accusatory basic crap from scorpio in 1..2..3..

    Devyani AccountDevyani AccountTháng trước
  • I thought I read deadmau5 had a stand up act

    Julie_ TerryJulie_ TerryTháng trước
  • Made Me Laugh. Thanks.

    John DoeJohn DoeTháng trước
  • “Google it” is what my parents say all the time. That’s there way of admitting that they don’t know the definition of what a taco is.

    Noli GlobalNoli GlobalTháng trước
  • Well I almost laughed

    Marcus EngstromMarcus EngstromTháng trước
  • Oh thumbs up first joke

    TheOJDrinkerTheOJDrinkerTháng trước
  • that one laugh ruins all his jokes.

    Pale Blue GeekPale Blue GeekTháng trước
  • 04m:15ss Persistence joke. Think I saw Anthony Jeselnick perform that joke in a much older video ( didn´t see him live, of course :( ). He referred to romantic comedies and old people love stories, something like "she said no. So, everyday I waited for her... untill she said yes. Romantic? No, creepy!

    imalrockmeimalrockmeTháng trước
  • He just sounds like your inner monologue not the angel or the demon but the human voice

    HIDDEN ArcherHIDDEN ArcherTháng trước
  • 8 minutes in and not one chuckle out of me 😵😵

    Ms. Deflorimonte16Ms. Deflorimonte16Tháng trước
  • And "ol wacky eyes" 😂😂😂

    A. W.A. W.Tháng trước
  • "I took no lover" 😂😂😂

    A. W.A. W.Tháng trước
  • 🌷 My kind of humor. He was great! Thank you 😊

    Julia Lewis-SpannJulia Lewis-SpannTháng trước
  • This is some of the most enjoyable standup I've ever heard, and I watch/listen to standup multiple times a week!

    SherSherTháng trước
  • laughed so much! thanks :)

    pauline hammerpauline hammerTháng trước
  • Who ever that woman in the crowd was... I’m in love with you

    Daniel UrquizaDaniel UrquizaTháng trước
  • He reminds me of John Mulaney

    Cynthia FengCynthia FengTháng trước
    • Dude not at ALL

      lime& saltlime& salt24 ngày trước
  • Loud laughing woman.. hmm

    Sandra CSandra CTháng trước
  • Libras ARE the best though lol

    Louise LaliberteLouise LaliberteTháng trước
  • Lmao love the eye surgery one 😂😂😂

    T. MyersT. MyersTháng trước
  • "So I still wear glasses!"

    Madame JBMadame JBTháng trước
    • Fave!

      Rachel LottRachel LottTháng trước
  • The loud laugh track is annoying, but he's pretty funny, for sure.

    Deb KincaidDeb KincaidTháng trước
  • I love the way you think!....btw...I grew up with 2 scorpion sister and a scorpio mother...taurus brother!

    Merri MorningstarMerri MorningstarTháng trước
  • Would the lady with the hearty laugh please come down to the front, you and Joe might be a match made in heaven, idk😂

    Ruth MekuriaRuth MekuriaTháng trước
  • Lol lov his style and topics

    Tamara RobertsTamara RobertsTháng trước
  • One of the most talented comedians I've ever seen. He's able to turn his observations of the human condition into amazingly witty and intelligent humor.

    ZeldaZeldaTháng trước
  • He can perform at my house.

    Cole BrogdenCole BrogdenTháng trước
  • 😆😅🤣😍🤩🥰🤟🤟 I love it that he's a Scorpio because that's one of my favorite signs I love these people and most people do lie so that was funny too I love him hilarious

    Marie ClarkMarie ClarkTháng trước
  • I had to like this video just for the bit on Google.

    Zach EvansZach EvansTháng trước
  • So freaking funny!!

    Jacqueline McIntoshJacqueline McIntoshTháng trước
  • No.. that lady is obnoxious. Whoooo tf even laughs like that?

    CW NicholasCW NicholasTháng trước
  • Oh man, that laugh from the lady!! Lol

    Paul AdamePaul AdameTháng trước
  • Sooo hilarious!

    Morticia HeisenbergMorticia HeisenbergTháng trước
  • make ah pod cast for these stand ups

    RedDotStuntzRedDotStuntzTháng trước
  • Chupacabra joke hilarious

    Alice RoseAlice RoseTháng trước
  • This was a good set

    Otto von WolfOtto von WolfTháng trước
  • "Why is this baby in my area?" Lol YES!

    Aaron McClureAaron McClureTháng trước
  • That seems to be the theme with all of their videos. It's either a laugh track or they have mics in the audience.

    CJ1976 BuzzCJ1976 BuzzTháng trước
  • "Did I offend you with my friendship" is just me all the time

    eliza spoteeliza spoteTháng trước
  • Scorpions are crazy!!

    Marlin GreenMarlin GreenTháng trước
  • This lady in the audience ! He should take her to every show! I love it !

    Kiara MooreKiara MooreTháng trước
  • Scorpio here and yes we can be heartless but we'll be sad about it later on and apologize

    Felipe SolisFelipe SolisTháng trước
    • Me too honestly tho

      alex grouettealex grouette23 ngày trước
    • my son is also a Scorpio, he turned 17 yesterday. I watch that one! LOL.. but he's a sweetie.

      Aundria Cooper PremoAundria Cooper Premo25 ngày trước
  • That lady is a joy haha

    central america panamacentral america panamaTháng trước
  • That one lady's laugh tho...

    Matthew NeillMatthew NeillTháng trước
  • I'm Rollin!!!

    Alana MakayaAlana MakayaTháng trước
  • Oh man that woman is distracting and annoying! I swear she's trying to out-laugh everyone else.

    Dee SmithDee SmithTháng trước
  • that's why noo yawkers don't meditate.... we can keep our eyes open and go about our business and still have the capacity to worry....and the guru said to the hot dog vendor..'make me one with everything'....

    mark brownnermark brownnerTháng trước
  • Hilarious! And that voice! Reminds me of Pooh Bear🤩

    *Tantrika Exotica**Tantrika Exotica*Tháng trước
  • Thanks for posting! Joe is very funny, really lightens it up!

    Roger StyanRoger StyanTháng trước
  • Libras are awful though, if you're gonna lie about your zodiac at least pick a good sign xD

    AsteriaAsteriaTháng trước
    • Taurus and Virgos are supposed to be loyal...but also read a Scorpio can be loyal if they trust you...

      Angela LaneAngela LaneTháng trước
  • One of the funniest sets I've seen in a while, he's masterful in many ways

    Richard WilsonRichard WilsonTháng trước