Millennials Shouldn't Be Cops. Vinnie Montez - Full Special

20 Th08, 2020
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Millennials shouldn't be cops, at least thats what Vinnie Montez thinks in his full Dry Bar Comedy Special. Whether it's writing police reports in only emojis or only wanting to drive environmentally friendly police cruisers, being a millennial police officer is going to make your job difficult.
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  • ACAB

    Adrian W.Adrian W.33 phút trước
  • The only cop I'd be happy to be arrested by!

    Jeff MaddenJeff Madden3 ngày trước
  • 4:59 that right there is a 25$ uber from his eyebrow to his hairline

    RandomMan 25RandomMan 254 ngày trước
  • No Dr WHO reference, nobody? Anybody?

    Csóka ZoraCsóka Zora4 ngày trước
  • I have cramps from laughing so hard

    Niel van SteenderenNiel van Steenderen4 ngày trước
  • Yeah bro,we gonna go get the bear bro😂😂😂😂😂💀💀😂😂😂

    Descendant of Chaos & ControversyDescendant of Chaos & Controversy7 ngày trước
  • almost choked on broth at that dance scene

    Pyro VisionPyro Vision8 ngày trước
  • why are millennial cops entering the police force...sounds like they're already cops

    FunkyMarcelFunkyMarcel8 ngày trước
  • Young Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me (technically, an older Millennial... missed Gen X by a few years): "Don't worry little fella, we'll find your parents and get you home safe."

    Scrambles the Death DealerScrambles the Death Dealer8 ngày trước
  • And nurse omg hospitals are a meet market

    Betty catuseBetty catuse9 ngày trước
  • The oldest millennial is 26/27 can they stop calling everyone younger’s been 30 years😳🙄

    Cyber MyaaCyber Myaa9 ngày trước
  • Half of Millennials and almost half of gen z are entitled dickwads.

    Good_NightGood_Night9 ngày trước
  • U are a great comic

    M4m249sawM4m249saw9 ngày trước
  • I love the Subaru jokes rofl

    M4m249sawM4m249saw9 ngày trước
  • millennials been in the force. the oldest are in their late 30s. i'm 7 years on and just entering 30s. gen z are entering the force.

    UnapologeticallyTiaraUnapologeticallyTiara12 ngày trước
    • @heather turner we started from 1981 to 1995 they're almost 40

      UnapologeticallyTiaraUnapologeticallyTiara7 ngày trước
    • @UnapologeticallyTiara we're in our late 20's to early 30's, Gen X are in their late 30's t early 40's

      heather turnerheather turner7 ngày trước
    • @heather turner the oldest are in their late 30s almost 40

      UnapologeticallyTiaraUnapologeticallyTiara7 ngày trước
    • Early 30's

      heather turnerheather turner7 ngày trước
  • Hey boo boo

    Stephen BakerStephen Baker12 ngày trước
  • Okay boomer

    Black -Christ Musik ENTBlack -Christ Musik ENT14 ngày trước
  • Cops can't make a tazer joke but tosh can joke about throwing cans at homeless people. 🤔

    J SilviaJ Silvia14 ngày trước
  • I died at "Here bear." Had to pause the video just to TRY to breathe normally again.

    Night DreamerNight Dreamer15 ngày trước
  • i feel like laughs in these shows ain't genuine

    mike ciandamike cianda15 ngày trước
  • reminds me a bit of Fluffy.

    dntworryboutmynamedntworryboutmyname15 ngày trước
  • I love his material.

    Miguel Camarena-AlfaroMiguel Camarena-Alfaro17 ngày trước
  • Guys --- this is an older show even though it was uploaded only 2 months ago here. At the time "millennials entering the police force" was an accurate statement.

    Samantha ParkerSamantha Parker18 ngày trước
  • Wait, I wanted to know what happened with the sound that he heard downstairs. Why didn't he finish that story?

    Wild EnemyWild Enemy18 ngày trước
  • "So I tazed the loofah... twice." Police brutality used as a punchline... hilarious, right?

    Avishek ChatterjeeAvishek Chatterjee19 ngày trước
  • Not all of us millennials are complete morons.

    Jane DupreeJane Dupree19 ngày trước
    • Nope mostly just the younger ones

      heather turnerheather turner7 ngày trước
  • If I'm ever in Denver and he stops me for speeding... I'm keeping that ticket!

    Jed-Henry WitkowskiJed-Henry Witkowski20 ngày trước
  • .. this guy is Hilarious ..! so ok but he never told us WHAT MADE THE 'BOOM CRASH' NOISE DOWNSTAIRS .. ???

    BEAUTYnIQBEAUTYnIQ22 ngày trước
  • Dude looks like a huge midget

    koneyekoneye26 ngày trước
  • Gluten Balls 😂😂

    Kii KiiKii Kii28 ngày trước
  • A taser isfunnier than thisporker

    Joseph DaggettJoseph DaggettTháng trước
  • His mexican elmo!! So cute!

    yup it's ME!yup it's ME!Tháng trước
  • those eyes! 🤣😍 only Hispanics can talk with their eyes lol

    yup it's ME!yup it's ME!Tháng trước
  • Wasn't funny cause I could smell a rat. Stick to your day job shaking down citizen slaves for breathing.

    j35531337j35531337Tháng trước
  • Thanks for all the support everyone. I wish you all the best.

    Vinnie MontezVinnie MontezTháng trước
  • he rocks!

    Cestus FrCestus FrTháng trước
  • For those that are arguing about the math of millennials versus gen Z; there are 2 different sets of years that many people use one more common than the other the 1980 is the one that most people use Millennial Age Range 1980/1981 - 1996/2000 If you disagree with this don't come after me. I didn't make up these years I didn't decide who fell into what generation 🙄. Go argue with someone that actually has input in making these generational age ranges.

    Rabid BunnyRabid BunnyTháng trước
    • Mid80's to mid 90's

      heather turnerheather turner7 ngày trước
  • Dude was hella funny. I would pay to watch him live.

    Trey BernTrey BernTháng trước
  • 🤣➖🧠 =😑💩+🗣2000🎇🎆= 😑👮🏼=👿✊🏿

    Quaker AnneQuaker AnneTháng trước
  • I'm not a cop, but I am a millennial. With that said, regarding Police Interceptors, anything less than 250 HP is unacceptable. Crown Vics are the greatest Police Interceptors ever made, but an AWD Ecoboost Taurus has some giddy-up and Explorer Interceptors aren't bad either and they can get rear-ended at high speeds. Chargers are nice looking, quick, and RWD, but they are made by Chrysler, so they won't last for long. I don't know much about the Chevy ones, but you hardly ever see them, but there are a few blacked-out Suburbans in my area; but I would probably take the Explorer Interceptor over the Suburban. I like the Taurus Interceptor more than the Explorer, even though Ford claims the Explorer is faster; I just prefer the nimbleness of a sedan. But Crown Vics are tough as nails and easy to service, even if they are one of the slower cars I just mentioned. At best, A Prius is a Campus Police car; especially if it is all-electric.

    Rick LeuceRick LeuceTháng trước
  • "Hey Popo we're leaving the bar, where you at?" I'd have had to written back "right outside"

    IcanilisIcanilisTháng trước
  • Not.Funny. Keep your body-cam on, Copper, and lay off them donuts.

    SpinachToothedSmileSpinachToothedSmileTháng trước
  • Bruh millennials can be 38 right now. How old are you? Get with the times, you are not even old.

    Liam MurtaughLiam MurtaughTháng trước
  • Just use your expansion jutsu to inflate to help those poor people down.....

    Kapitain von HassKapitain von HassTháng trước
  • Millenials are 1980-1995 if you could save that in a pdf and share it with everyone via email that would be greatly appreciated, smiley face.

    Claire HaireClaire HaireTháng trước
  • Hit like when he slammed the Subaru drivers. This guy is awesome!

    Jon HammettJon HammettTháng trước
  • Lmao very funny

    rbszx14rrbszx14rTháng trước
  • Me sitting here with celiac’s disease wishing that the peppermint thing actually worked 🤣😂🤣

    7th_Phoenix7th_PhoenixTháng trước
  • how old is this ????? older MILENIALs are 40-42 now

    Erika ErikaErika ErikaTháng trước
  • Good show, very funny. I hope one day the comedy clubs will open back up and I can do a skit too 🤗

    Comedy LIZZY LIZZYComedy LIZZY LIZZYTháng trước
  • Best times I lived in LA. 1998 - 2015 Many Talents.

    5VOLT S5VOLT S2 tháng trước
  • def "budget fluffy" but in the best way possible. Something tells me this guy studied the ways of Gabriel and decided to emulate. Good execution!

    Eric SwansonEric Swanson2 tháng trước
  • This is Fluffys little cuz!

    Fred Blake SpaFred Blake Spa2 tháng trước
  • kitchen shout out

    Buried AxbladeBuried Axblade2 tháng trước
  • So I Taser the loofah 🤣

    Isabel GasonIsabel Gason2 tháng trước
  • ghostmane

    Robert BennettRobert Bennett2 tháng trước
  • LOVED IT!!! 🤣

    Jocelyn StewartJocelyn Stewart2 tháng trước
  • If he's younger than 41, he's a millennial. Gen z are the ones becoming adults now and entering the work force.

    Rabid BunnyRabid Bunny2 tháng trước
    • He's not mellinial he's gen x

      Amanda HAmanda H19 ngày trước
    • @Rabid Bunny Nope, millennials are basically ‘82 on. No one I know born in ‘80 in any way is considered a millennial. There was some confusion (about 10-15 years ago) about what year it started, but currently no one thinks it was pre-‘82. There is some overlap of a few years with Millennials to about ‘85, but ‘80 is considered a Xennial year.

      benjibabebenjibabeTháng trước
    • I'm a gen z and I even I agree with this

      Argetlam 8103Argetlam 8103Tháng trước
    • @Jan Sabela It's not 1985, its 1980 so yeah, younger than 41

      Rabid BunnyRabid BunnyTháng trước
    • 1985 to 95 sooo i dont know ehere you got 41... The current age is 25 to 35

      Jan SabelaJan SabelaTháng trước
  • Annoying

    Doug SmithDoug Smith2 tháng trước
  • Millennials shouldn’t exist. I’m younger then them btw.

    Branden HyltonBranden Hylton2 tháng trước
    • *than them. You're younger *than them. Not younger then them. Maybe the only thing non existant is your literature.

      Anthony SandersAnthony Sanders2 tháng trước
  • This guys not funny

    klevistp12klevistp122 tháng trước
  • Who the hell is entering the workforce in there 30's....wake up boomer the world didnt stop in 2000

    Josh HartiganJosh Hartigan2 tháng trước
  • Now he would be a funny cop to know and run into.

    Da BIGOMNDa BIGOMN2 tháng trước
  • He had me until he did his faye impression.

    Nexus SeverNexus Sever2 tháng trước
  • Loved this!

    jim finnelljim finnell2 tháng trước
  • w2s

    Sophie LudwigSophie Ludwig2 tháng trước
  • The Routine was fresh, well delivered and Funny as Hell.

    BoliverBoliver2 tháng trước
  • 😂

    Steven&Jessica WheatSteven&Jessica Wheat2 tháng trước
  • Vinnie, You are hilarious.

    Carl Passarelli, RealtorCarl Passarelli, Realtor2 tháng trước
  • Never heard of him but he is funny

    Joan RidgewayJoan Ridgeway2 tháng trước
  • poor luffa chick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Status:Status:2 tháng trước
  • according to the Gregorian calendar... the one we use...... the new millennium started on 2001

    Axe RatAxe Rat2 tháng trước
  • Wait, was his partner a member of SWAT or Chris Farley?

    Clayton WeaverClayton Weaver2 tháng trước
  • Gotta love fat comics

    Dutch VanderlindeDutch Vanderlinde2 tháng trước
  • I thought this guy was a midget, until I saw his legs. He's just really fat.

    isaac anthonyisaac anthony2 tháng trước
  • Love this guy

    johann coetzeejohann coetzee2 tháng trước
  • "The Subaru drivers will not put up with that, bro!" Fantastic.

    Jason WarrenJason Warren2 tháng trước
  • 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    Stephanie FinnStephanie Finn2 tháng trước
  • aw c'mon really 4 ads in 10 minutes...that just makes me wana boycott your advertisers ...I've got some serious hate brewing for your advertisers right now........ we are not cows ...stop trying to milk us's cold and my nipples are sore...........

    Axe RatAxe Rat2 tháng trước
  • Millennials are in their mid 30s. They're ENTERING their careers?!

    Булька и ШарикБулька и Шарик2 tháng trước
    • Булька и Шарик The Boomers mix up Millennials and Gen X pretty consistently. We’re trying to keep everyone confused.

      Sherry FayeSherry Faye2 tháng trước
  • This dude is hilarious!!

    chad binkleychad binkley2 tháng trước
  • Best foot forward

    Matthew ThomasMatthew Thomas2 tháng trước
  • all the millennials are soo pissed lol

    MasterMax DMasterMax D2 tháng trước
  • Mexican comedians are not funny.

    Russell KempeRussell Kempe2 tháng trước
  • give it up for the other it's fluffy

    kaval187kaval1872 tháng trước
  • Wtf is this? I'm only half-way through the vid and he's already talked about how millenial cops wouldn't be able to do their job cause they'd be waiting for their electric car batteries to charge, that he tried to be friendly with a kid on halloween and saw his superior, panicked, then tased the kid twice (prob just a joke, but still kinda fucked up), and shooting protestors with gluten rubber bullets (I think). These are really not a thing cops should be joking about, especially with the current climate. As a non-american, this is pretty fucked up. I have a very dark-sense of humour as it is (and I'm sure some people are going to fiercly disagree with me) but wtf. This guy sheds a lot of light on why the rest of the world is really worried about the states, jesus christ I want to wash my eyes out with tabasco

    Moose McFoodMoose McFood2 tháng trước
  • Mexican tickle me Elmo, this guy is too funny!!

    Jan SmithJan Smith2 tháng trước
  • I lost it when he said he tazed the loofa!

    D. JohnsonD. Johnson2 tháng trước
    • Lol twice omfg 😂😂

      Loco BeatzLoco Beatz14 ngày trước
  • Halfway through, and I haven't laughed once. And I'm Gen-X.

    SiriusMinedSiriusMined2 tháng trước
  • Great to stumble on your humor on VIworld Vinnie! The world needs comedy right now, keep it coming!

    Adam BoggsAdam Boggs2 tháng trước
  • I was drawing while listening to this, and I started laughing while listening, and the phone I was using to record my drawing was shaking really badly XD XD XD XD

    GGR MakesGGR Makes2 tháng trước
  • Vinnie Montez is FUNNY!!!😂😂😂 Even Better He is A Police Officer!!!🥰❤

    Jill HollyJill Holly2 tháng trước
  • 4:59 was that drew brees?????

    TheAllProBeastTheAllProBeast2 tháng trước
  • Military cadence call.

    Phantom PhlierPhantom Phlier2 tháng trước
  • Thought I'd mention on the EV... You have to charge it, just how you have to fill up on gas. 15 minutes will net you a good amount of miles, at least on a Tesla.

    AlphaWolf294AlphaWolf2942 tháng trước
  • Vinnie Montez is awesome!

    Tess StevesTess Steves2 tháng trước
  • The reason comedy usually works is due to the audience's perspective to those at the jokes expense. VIworlds audience consists of mostly Gen Z, and Millennials. Congrats, you basically made jokes against nearly half of the people who watch these videos, and are mostly funny to only older generations in relation to the audience. In this case, older than Millennial's. This may be comedic to Gen X and Baby boomers, but its mostly incorrect assumptions of younger generations. This guys is basically Kevin James (old version, before he joined VIworld) and Gabriel Inglesias rolled into one. Comedy has to be derived from some level of truth, or it risks not being funny at all. That small level of truth is what makes the joke. These aren't funny because they lack any believably. Basically things that used to be funny, but aren't anymore.

    nklvr24nklvr242 tháng trước
    • Genex here. I don't find it funny. I think somebody walking into a cupboard door that they left open and hitting their faces funny. But I can't even enjoy the old sitcoms anymore. Not after being so woke. Thank you for your eloquence in the response to this video. It's appreciated.

      Just WinksJust Winks2 tháng trước
  • Thank you for your service Sir

    Stephanie HoleyStephanie Holey2 tháng trước
  • People don’t know what a millennial is. Millennials are like 30 bruh

    Lillian RodriguezLillian Rodriguez2 tháng trước
  • Mans got pipes!

    Ish EatersonIsh Eaterson2 tháng trước