If You Do This You Should Be Ostracized From Society. Brad Trackman

19 Th09, 2020
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If you do this, you should be ostracized from society, at least thats what Brad Trackman thinks in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. If you hate man buns and loud subwoofers at stop lights than this clip from Brad Trackman is for you! Watch Brad Trackman's full special "Thanks" only at www.drybarcomedy.com/bradt
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  • Dry bar quality is going down. Bummer.

    One Cold DishOne Cold DishTháng trước
  • Men aren't funny.

    M SM S2 tháng trước
  • He's not comedy club funny, he's just commonly droll. Comedy is often a script of jokes, but he sort of aborts halfway through a sentence and I'm left having to fill in the remainder of the words to guess what he wanted to say. Sometimes that's high context humor, but in this case it's just sloppy speech.

    MrHavadollarMrHavadollar2 tháng trước
  • I can eat anything and not gain a pound thats messed some of us are too skinny and we dont like it.

    Randy ChipmanRandy Chipman2 tháng trước
  • 'This room is oppressively white ... do you even have a basketball team?' Lol Dudes funny! 😂

    SandroidSandroid2 tháng trước
    • That's really American only joke, I live in a 99,9% whit European country, where baskeball was sort of a national sport, along with ice-hockey, and wich held (perhaps still holds) Guiness record for largest streetball event, despite whole nation being mere 2 million people. Of course NOW we do have blackplayers in our basketball and football (that's "soccer" to you) teams, but still no black guys playing on ice, I wonder why. XD Well, OK, there are some black hockey players in Canada, and even a few in US, but still that's rare.

      TotalRookie_LVTotalRookie_LV2 tháng trước
  • Should a said "OK, OK, OK." Wow. A Jewish man, one of the chosen people. trying to fit in with everyone else. How weird is that?

    Adventure CapitalistAdventure Capitalist2 tháng trước
  • 128 Man Bun wearers are mad about this.

    Big Booty JudyBig Booty Judy2 tháng trước
  • Lame.......................

    Mark GMark G2 tháng trước
  • Sounds like social credit scoring it’s on the way booooo

    CHEA CHEACHEA CHEA2 tháng trước
  • He had me with slow drivers in the left lane.

    K R AY N EK R AY N E2 tháng trước
  • Watching this while wearing a man-bun 😄 Bout to yeet myself out of society

    Zane GrayZane Gray2 tháng trước
  • Every balding mam has a vendetta against the man bun.

    WoodyWoody2 tháng trước
  • A man-bun can be very attractive! Because it means he has an artistic side AND a practical side ;-)

    Pat MaurerPat Maurer2 tháng trước
    • @Ch34pskate 1 Isn't it lucky that we're not all attracted to the same type? ;-)

      Pat MaurerPat MaurerTháng trước
    • Pat Maurer nope. Never was cool and never will be.

      Ch34pskate 1Ch34pskate 12 tháng trước
  • This guy sucked 🙄

    Dillon MDillon M2 tháng trước
  • 👏😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald2 tháng trước
  • If anyone knows where I can watch stand up comedy without so much audience laughter please let me know. I love watching standup comedy but the laughter and cheering and clapping ect: from the audience gives me a headache after a while.

    Andrew BailenAndrew Bailen2 tháng trước
    • Life is hard.

      Brian BickleBrian Bickle2 tháng trước
    • Just follow this comedian around and I'm sure one of his shows it will be exactly what you are looking for.

      Funk AddictFunk Addict2 tháng trước
  • is this his first gig ? :P

    Martin D MetdubbelssMartin D Metdubbelss2 tháng trước
  • What is this? The Kidzbop version of George Carlin’s People who ought to be killed? Super lame

    Goo________Goo________2 tháng trước
    • Word!

      Funk AddictFunk Addict2 tháng trước
    • I was thinking the exact same thing

      Peter SchexnayderPeter Schexnayder2 tháng trước
  • Absolute boomer

    Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 tháng trước
  • meh. maybe why you're playing in Utah.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 tháng trước
    • @littleangel309 Steiman. salt lake, not provo--this may be the reason for all the self-deprecating provo jokes.

      em1o smurfem1o smurf2 tháng trước
    • He' s playing in Utah because only the BEST get to play in Provo. And HE IS FANTASTIC!!!

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.2 tháng trước
  • Duck his good

    47 Hippo47 Hippo2 tháng trước
  • Hey VIworld Family! Anyone else think this guy sorta looks like Kevin James?

    fun odd creative cafun odd creative ca2 tháng trước
  • If I had a car I'd bang loud rap music. Instead I play it at max volume on my earphones while riding my Kawasaki Ninja.

    Anonymous PersonaAnonymous Persona2 tháng trước
  • I would thank someone for holding the door, even if they were a doorman.

    John PapaJohn Papa2 tháng trước
    • 'Thank the bus driver' energy 👌

      Laura MihalekLaura Mihalek2 tháng trước
    • @Eye Reign don't tell my horse that. She thinks she is a real person, and would stay in the house if I would let her.

      John PapaJohn Papa2 tháng trước
    • Unless it's a horse. Because, horses aren't real people.

      Eye ReignEye Reign2 tháng trước
    • Agreed. Yet a doorman does not receive the same blessing as a gentleman because that person receives some compensation from this world A gentleman does it because he knows in his heart that it is the right thing to do. Give. Then receive. Blessings

      Adventure CapitalistAdventure Capitalist2 tháng trước
    • As you should 👍

      joejitsu034joejitsu0342 tháng trước
  • Well... if EVERYONE did and followed the speed limit law, (like it was meant to be obeyed) then lanes wouldn't be a problem. But since the last minute, or speed freaks want to be rebels, there lies the REAL problem!!!!! Only medical and law enforcement should respond with speed to emergencies involving human life.

    Jay Boogie79Jay Boogie792 tháng trước
    • The lane is for passing people going under the limit. If both lanes have people going under the limit, it is a problem. Get into the left lane and leave the traffic enforcement to the people hired to do so. It's safer for everyone. Obstructing traffic is more dangerous than going a few mph over the limit. It's a LAW for a reason.

      Lisa AndrewsLisa AndrewsTháng trước
  • Very funny!!

    Eric HowryEric Howry2 tháng trước
  • As someone who can eat and eat and eat without gaining weight, I will agree to your list as long as those who can eat and actually gain weight get the same rule applied to them. It's cruel!! They get boobies and all those lovely lady curves while I'm out here looking like an ugly twig spending all my money and spare time eating. 😂 Yep NOT fun and NOT lucky🤦🏾‍♀️💔 lol

    Jakeets ChannelJakeets Channel2 tháng trước
    • Same though i need some weight too im 5'7.5" 20 and only 115 pounds since middle school

      Randy ChipmanRandy Chipman2 tháng trước
  • People shouldn't hold a door open for someone unless the someone is holding stuff with both hands, or is disabled or elderly. Otherwise it is actually an imposition I resent, like I have to speed up to the door, and act grateful which I am not.

    watutmanwatutman2 tháng trước
    • @punkinhoot You sound nice.

      watutmanwatutman2 tháng trước
    • Polite is polite if I'm entering and someone is close to me I hold the door.

      Miranda BrooksMiranda Brooks2 tháng trước
  • If you waste four minutes and thirteen seconds of my life spouting moronic diatribe...

    SAM THE MANSAM THE MAN2 tháng trước
    • Super funny intelligent humour. He is soooo right there are smart people... and there are stupid people.😂

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.2 tháng trước
    • @littleangel309 Steiman. Thanks for proving my point.

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 tháng trước
    • @Unprofessional Professor YEP...YOU SURE ARE.

      littleangel309 Steiman.littleangel309 Steiman.2 tháng trước
    • Pathetic

      Unprofessional ProfessorUnprofessional Professor2 tháng trước
    • Amen, the bald guy thinks man buns should be ostracized what a surprise. The guy who can stick to a diet has a problem with the people who cant gain a pound interesting.

      Damnitjim 7Damnitjim 72 tháng trước
  • This fella is very observant and that *is* funny!

    Kowboy USAKowboy USA2 tháng trước
  • Left hand lane slow driving should be longer than a one day penalty ! It's more upsetting than a group text

    Rebecca SchmidtRebecca Schmidt2 tháng trước
    • In most states, the left hand lane is the “passing lane” and should be used for passing vehicles moving slower than the “speed limit”! No one should be excessively speeding while using the right or left hand lanes except for short bursts of acceleration while using the “passing lane”. After passing any vehicles, drivers are to return to the righthand lane observing the “speed limit”, “defensive driving techniques”, and “proper driving behavior”. Any driver who refuses to observe and apply safe driving rules and guidelines should be ticketed to the greatest extent of the law! If drivers who continue to endanger others on our nation’s highways disobeying the laws, codes and proper driving etiquette rules, they should lose their privilege to operate a motor vehicle. As time passes, I have noticed that drivers are becoming more disobedient to the rules of the road by speeding continuously in the passing lanes, rolling through stop lights and stop signs, refusing to signal when turning, refusing to give “right-of-way” or yielding to traffic while entering interstate highways; plus not accelerating to match the speed of the interstate highway traffic speed thus causing accidents or near accidents for entering too slowly! It seems many drivers these days have had no formal classes or training for their “Driver’s License!”

      TD CobbleTD Cobble2 tháng trước
    • I can't explain the amount of anger I have for slow left sided drivers. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Left side's for speeding!

      DredgeX97DredgeX972 tháng trước
  • meh... mediocre at best

    hopee changeehopee changee2 tháng trước
    • You're too kind with that statement. Some people will laugh at anything they throw at their face just because it comes from a place where they usually have good comedians. I usually enjoy Dry Bar Comedy but this guy hasn't reached mediocre level yet.

      Funk AddictFunk Addict2 tháng trước
    • @Esther B. ... that's not a rank, it's an opinion of quality. In order for there to be a hierarchy he would've had to compare it to something else. Do you have foods you like and dislike? How bigoted of you. You should be indifferent to everything!

      Jeff ScottJeff Scott2 tháng trước
    • @Esther B. your comment is below average... 3/10 rating

      hopee changeehopee changee2 tháng trước
    • You’d enjoy life more if you didn’t rank everything. It’s possible to not see everything as hierarchical.

      Esther B.Esther B.2 tháng trước
  • "Good people, bad people, smart people, and stupid people; that's it" Here here!

    Jeffrey DeedsJeffrey Deeds2 tháng trước
    • Does he realize hes one of the dumb ones or nawh?

      Damnitjim 7Damnitjim 72 tháng trước
    • Ah, the irony.

      siler7siler72 tháng trước
  • You lost me at man bun, I'm tryin to grow it back

    Ronny ShamaRonny Shama2 tháng trước
    • Gross

      animagreedanimagreed2 tháng trước
    • @punkinhoot pretty sure a braid takes far longer than a bun

      Ronny ShamaRonny Shama2 tháng trước
    • It's your hair, you can do whatever you want with it. It's a bit crazy to dictate what other people should do with their own hair.

      David von DoomDavid von Doom2 tháng trước
  • I only hold doors for the elderly.

    צִיוֹן M Ʌ Ɍצִיוֹן M Ʌ Ɍ2 tháng trước
  • Introverted man bun wearer here. Not even mad

    Chris LoomisChris Loomis2 tháng trước
    • No one should have a bun, you look like some took a dump on your head.

      animagreedanimagreed2 tháng trước
    • @Toquer88 yes they do ! Lol

      Lindalee LawLindalee Law2 tháng trước
    • @Esther B. I wish someone told me that in college.

      Jake KaiserJake Kaiser2 tháng trước
    • I hear ya. Introverted man here also. Never wore a man bun but rocked a pony tail for a decade. Luckily I went bald so now I don't really have a choice. All long styles look criminal, so it's down to short short Jon Luc Piccard head. Cooler for summer 😜

      Toquer88Toquer882 tháng trước
    • @Esther B. *Tips hat* Many thanks

      Chris LoomisChris Loomis2 tháng trước
  • Har har

    Tasha ReallyTasha Really2 tháng trước
  • You had me on the man bun.

  • Last time I was this early an umbilical cord was cut

    K CatK Cat2 tháng trước
    • Underrated comment

      Chris LoomisChris Loomis2 tháng trước
  • Amen

    Yo BrownYo Brown2 tháng trước
  • Your'e mum didn't dress you.

    roof pizzaroof pizza2 tháng trước
    • Your* 😌

      Alexx ColqAlexx Colq2 tháng trước
  • Oh, my! That group message/chat thing.... I got a text message the other day with 20 people on it, 19 of whom I did not know. It was a family announcement, but nothing to do with my family. The sender had apparently never heard of bcc...

    MariSMariS2 tháng trước
  • Lmfao I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and don't gain a pound🤣 sorry if I should be ostracized blame my metabolism

    shelly Kessashelly Kessa2 tháng trước
    • I love that even with 4 likes you have enough dislikes to ostracize your post to the bottom of the comment list. That silent judgement is real. XD

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
    • I'm the same way... I eat more than my best friend and he's right around 240 lbs. I'm 160 lbs. A whole pizza (large/extra large)? It won't make it to tomorrow.

      The AdroitlessThe Adroitless2 tháng trước
  • That door no thank you I support.

    Royalty FrederickRoyalty Frederick2 tháng trước
    • Yes!!!

      Tasha ReallyTasha Really2 tháng trước
  • first

    Dominic PersichettiDominic Persichetti2 tháng trước