If Jesus Had Been A Typical Teenager. Brian Bates

11 Th11, 2020
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If Jesus had been a typical teenager, and we got to hear about it, the stories in the bible might have been a little bit different, at least thats they way Brian Bates tells it in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's discussing Jesus' teenage years or giving credit to god for things he doesn't want credit for this clip is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. Watch "Uber Important" by Brian Bates only at www.drybarcomedy.com/brianb
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  • 1:09 dude your wrong the years A.D stands for after the death of the lord

    BJ Dragon8589BJ Dragon858912 ngày trước
    • Actually, it stands for Anno Domini, which means "year of our Lord." Jesus' birth is year 0.

      sirensbane17sirensbane1711 ngày trước
  • Actually, the funny part about this joke is that Jesus was NOT born on year 0, he was born on 4 BC or so. And the even funnier part is that he gets on the people not laughing as "not getting the joke" but really they knew the facts and thought he was an idiot for getting it wrong. Now, this is according to Christians, but technically speaking, we say Jesus was born on 0 AD

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  • They didn’t add Jesus’s teenage years into the Bible because it would’ve made him look bad.

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  • For those that don't get the Jesus joke, technically B.C. means Before Christ, and A.D. means Anno Domini, or on the Year of Our Lord. So, theoretically one could argue that Jesus was born on year zero. In reality, there was never year zero, it went from 1 B.C to 1 A.D. and most historians think Jesus was actually born around 4 B.C. to 6 B.C. owing to the Julian vs Gregorian calendar etc. etc. etc. In the end, it is a joke however, not a history lesson...

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    • @O M wow I know many people, even people who claim to be christians who dont know this...also many people in the audience clearly didnt get the joke...so with that knowledge you can deduce that views on here also may not know...im a history geek so I study ancient culture for fun but most people arent like that, and if they werent taught in school or if they didnt care when being taught then they wouldnt know...how about you go live your best life and stop complaining when people want to use their knowledge to inform others

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      O MO M11 ngày trước
    • @BVB Girl1313 A lot of people don't bother to learn the actual facts and history of the Bible. In fact, a lot of people appear to think that Jesus wrote the Bible on his typewriter in the evening and documented his life real time. In reality, a lot of the Bible was passed along between people by word of mouth, and only written decades or centuries later. Also, the Bible is a collection of books, chosen by man, and there are many that were left out. There are two great documentaries on here Banned From the Bible which are excellent and explain a lot of the issues in the Bible.

      Red BaronRed Baron12 ngày trước
    • Yes finally I meet someone who knows this...and I live in the bible belt and some people still dont get it...i do love history and anth so learning ancient culture is enjoyable 😂

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  • Its called AD for a reason, so what year was it when he was 16 (wtfk's)... bad joke..

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    • @Durp Von Fronz Thanks Durp! You helped me immensely to understand the joke. 😄👍🤗

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      Red BaronRed Baron13 ngày trước
    • A. D. does not mean after death. Something we all learned in third grade. The english language didn't even exist at the time

      MateoMateo13 ngày trước
    • @Hannah Patterson Yea its also understood that this would mean that the approximate 33 years commonly associated with the life of Jesus would be included in neither the BC nor the AD time scales. hence bad joke...

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