Girls Are Much Harder To Parent Than Boys. Karen Morgan

07 Th09, 2020
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Girls are much harder to parent than boys... or are they? In this clip from Karen Morgans full Dry Bar Comedy special, Karen Morgan goes over the horror stories of raising three teenage children and sending them off to college. Whether it's the thread count of a college dorm room sheet, or the need for a husband pillow Karen's children's antics are sure to keep any parent smiling from beginning to end. Watch Karen Morgan's Full Dry Bar Comedy special "Go Dawgs" only at
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  • Girl is a real mom. Hilarious.

    Deborah HunnDeborah HunnTháng trước
  • I can't talk to my daughter in the morning time or when she's hungry lol

    Amber AAmber ATháng trước
  • She’s good!

    D BerdD BerdTháng trước
  • Wait! She's a Karen😲

    Fay FureFay FureTháng trước
  • The examples and the way she engages with us all is brilliant! As the father of two teen boys, I can REALLY agree with the shower statement.

    Jean-PaulJean-Paul2 tháng trước
  • Girls are just in training with raw ingredients: distain spite , revenge few irrational thoughts.

    Jewel DefioresJewel Defiores2 tháng trước
    • All boys and 'gauls' are in training and have raw 'talent' needing honing, that's Mom's job (and Dads)! Hormones on both sides of the spectrum are going bonkers. You remember! However, boys are secretive as well, are bigger risk takers, and you don't know about it unless they are physically wounded, you receive a call or the authorities are at your front door! You don't see the 'real boy' unless they want you to. They have different Persona for different people, and situations. Chameleons! Girls are more upfront about who they are, even if they don't understand what they're going through is a cycle. This too shall pass! That's why it's so important for all, to be friends with the 'good kids', not Bad Company learning bad habits. It doesn't take much to get them squirreling off the edge! : )

      Faith MFaith MTháng trước
  • yes.......when they are adults, they hate you....

    bea millsbea mills2 tháng trước
  • Just watched the entire show up on VidAngel (per the link). God Love Karen Morgan, LOL.

    Brian OBrian O2 tháng trước
  • Also, as a brother who had 6 sisters, only my youngest sister was any trouble to our parents. The rest were awesome...still are😊

    Stephen MataganogStephen Mataganog2 tháng trước

      GuyOnYouTubeGuyOnYouTube2 tháng trước
  • Maybe it's because I'm dad, not mom, but I didn't see my daughter as much trouble when she was a teen. Just a butthead once in a while. Mainly always wanting more pets. LOL

    Stephen MataganogStephen Mataganog2 tháng trước
    • I had to raise my daughter by myself pretty much, she was moody! A conversation after school went something like: Me: Hey! How was your day? Her: *Glares at me* "Grumble, grumble, grumble ...." *Walks into her room and slams the door.*

      sspiderwebsspiderwebTháng trước
  • What's a husband pillow?

    Hailey RobertsHailey Roberts2 tháng trước
    • You could have typed the same thing in a Google search line and had an answer by now.

      AngelOuttaFocusAngelOuttaFocus2 tháng trước
  • i like her 😂 , love finding new women comedians 👍🏾😁

    clasik Smithclasik Smith2 tháng trước
  • you are 100 % correct

    nicole crystalnicole crystal2 tháng trước
  • THAT was too short.

    Mike J.Mike J.2 tháng trước
  • Why is she telling the truth. My brother is talking to his wife & wants send his 2 college bound kids this year to a Conversion teen camp. (-:) (:-) (:-) !!!

    Art H.Art H.2 tháng trước
  • Better than most other female comedians I've heard

    Cheri WhartonCheri Wharton2 tháng trước
  • 1st- I had 3 boys, helped my sister out when she was on remote tours and watched her 3 boys. So I guess boys are easier to raise. 2nd- granddaughters are a pain and a blessing. Up till 3rd grade no problem. Then they get ridiculous and rude. At 7th grade apparently their brain engages and a little more cooperative. They're fun but secretive. Every conversation they have with anyone but you is private. Always talking quietly or texting and you can't read it. Fun is they're up for having makeup and nails days and will put dye on their hair no matter how awful it looks. Hilarious! I took pictures to show their children. LOL

    Carla AustinCarla Austin2 tháng trước
  • I tried to like her. I really did. She is just annoying.

    L WL W2 tháng trước
    • @Joske Tobben Why do you assume I don't have children? And assume people with kids will find her funny? In fact, I do have children. But that doesn't mean I like her humor. Sorry.

      L WL W2 tháng trước
    • I guess one needs to have children to relate

      Joske TobbenJoske Tobben2 tháng trước
  • 👍 Nice routine.

    Clifford S.Clifford S.2 tháng trước
  • How low can a person go?! She's literally dehumanizing her sons publicly just to get a cheap laugh out of the audience. How shameful. Unfunny nonsense.

    32 Orb32 Orb2 tháng trước
    • You don't have teenagers. It is what it is!

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
  • "...husband pillow.." Is this some dialect of "body pillow?'

    6rockinrobin6rockinrobin2 tháng trước
    • no. the husband pillow has short arms on it & you lean back on it while in bed

  • When I was expecting our third child - a boy - after having two daughters, I was asking a friend who had both about raising boys. She said that one difference she noticed was that there was less drama with her son than her daughter. I told her "Say no more. I'm sold." Lol

    Pam BPam B2 tháng trước
    • My sister had a boy. The only drama was from my sister. I dropped contact when he was a teen. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up becoming either a severe misogynist or a giant doormat (possibly a gay doormat). No judgement here though.

      JmeTNJmeTN2 tháng trước
  • I came here from a try not to cry, now I’m crying and laughing

    Rebecca ChoateRebecca Choate2 tháng trước
  • Stereotype confirmed.

    matthew beebematthew beebe2 tháng trước
  • ❤️😂😆🤣lol👏🏻

    A FireballA Fireball2 tháng trước
  • thanks. She’s just like every other husband/son basher Wow! I usually enjoy dry bar

    Kimberly HartKimberly Hart2 tháng trước
    • But...she started off bashing the girls and women..... So...she..."bashed" know, like a comedian

      TEE LOVETEE LOVETháng trước
    • This is not bashing, it's hormones.

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
  • Listen to them cackle with pride at their own insanity.

    PromiseValueZero1123PromiseValueZero11232 tháng trước
  • Spot on ! I have two daughters, and I survived their teen years 😉

    Kym BurrissKym Burriss2 tháng trước
  • "They haven't learned how to use their evil powers for good." I mean...

    Nathan HigginsNathan Higgins2 tháng trước
  • Mom comics have a special place in my heart!!

    Christina MoukhlisChristina Moukhlis2 tháng trước
  • Sure. Karen.

    Sick3Sick32 tháng trước
  • Each DBC clip ends, with a promotion of the 'Phone App!?!?!' I'm looking at it right now! I've never been able to locate, the 25-40 minute presentation, for any DBC comedian!!!

    SAM THE MANSAM THE MAN2 tháng trước
  • Its only the ones whose parents surround them with pink and barbies "because they are girls" from day one and excessively control every aspect of their lives because "they are girls and girls get pregnant if we don't suck all the joy and freedom out of their lives" who turn out to be monstrous teenagers. Like they are literally punishing you for your "parenting". That's the whole point.

    Vineeta TyagiVineeta Tyagi2 tháng trước
  • The first minute is absolute gold. I had war flashbacks of my experience with girls as she described it

    CD Project DankCD Project Dank2 tháng trước
    • fought in Amazonia?

      Joske TobbenJoske Tobben2 tháng trước
  • ❤️😆😆😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald2 tháng trước
  • Teenage boys aren’t always showering in the shower 😉

    Steven BSteven B2 tháng trước
    • Did you get it, but not get that we all get it?

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
  • this husband pillow joke was kinda too close to the chest for me, laughing and crying

    thelexkexthelexkex2 tháng trước
    • @Lauren Hawes thank you. I still a little confused about it but oh well.

      Carla AustinCarla Austin2 tháng trước
    • @Carla Austin its basically the topside of a chair but cushy

      Lauren HawesLauren Hawes2 tháng trước
    • @Carla Austin lucky you

      thelexkexthelexkex2 tháng trước
    • What, in the world, is a husband pillow? I've heard of body pillows and king size and standard pillows, but never heard of a husband pillow.

      Carla AustinCarla Austin2 tháng trước
  • Victoria secret makes great tp these days.

    Ryan JonasRyan Jonas2 tháng trước
  • Buggy? Like an old school horse drawn vehicle? Uh, it's a shopping cart.

    SarahBarson HollingerSarahBarson Hollinger2 tháng trước
    • In the South, it's buggy. :D

      Ashley ClabornAshley Claborn2 tháng trước
    • That depends on where you're from. Do you also correct the British on their English?

      Theresa GluckhertzTheresa Gluckhertz2 tháng trước
    • No...that would specifically be a horse-drawn buggy. Buggy does not mean one single thing It can mean baby stroller as well. Shopping cart goes by other names depending on location; such as trolley or, buggy.😊 The more you know 🌈

      JennaBJennaB2 tháng trước
  • I raised 3 sons and a daughter and I guarantee she’s right! My oldest son called from his Navy dormitory to ask for money. He had flunked inspection and needed to buy cleaning supplies. He had never properly cleaned or vacuumed the floor!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Nonnie335Nonnie3352 tháng trước
    • Why didn't you teach him to clean before he left home though

      Vanessa DVanessa D2 tháng trước
  • Yeah, I'd have to agree on that cause men seem driven by primal urges like hunger and anger while women have complex emotions no one fully understands. Also I will never worry about my son getting knocked up or getting into the adult entertainment industry.

    Loves PuppiesLoves Puppies2 tháng trước
    • Tons of rich gay old men looking for a boy toy. He doesn't need to be gay to blow a guy, just need a strong incentive, like a drug addiction. What, do you think women are attracted to any of their johns? Haha, no. And if you teach birth control to your daughter she'll be fine, I never gotten knocked up. Condoms+contraceptive pill, welcome to the 21st century.

      Lilith ScytherLilith Scyther2 tháng trước
  • Dry Bar is the Covid 19 Season MVP! So much excellent content!

    Dan WillhiteDan Willhite2 tháng trước
  • I'll tell you what, you have a bunker filled with flaming hot cheetos, mountain dew and victoria's secret catalogues and the zombies will be the least of your worries. Every guy in a 100 mile radius will be trying to get into that place. it would be like showing up to a dinner party with pepsi and ring dings.

    shakurshakur2 tháng trước
    • Only the fatties...

      Ellipsis of Triple TapEllipsis of Triple Tap2 tháng trước
  • I am hard to parent 😎

    Bored MarshmalloBored Marshmallo2 tháng trước
  • Lol 🤣

    Renee RidgewayRenee Ridgeway2 tháng trước
  • Just described my 6 year old granddaughter 🤣🤣🤣

    Felicia KelleyFelicia Kelley2 tháng trước
    • 6 years old? Sure they're whiny, but teenagers are worse lol

      Gabrielle LaughlinGabrielle Laughlin2 tháng trước
  • I’ve got 5 daughters from 16 to 3! She’s not lying..... AT ALL!

    American ArgonautAmerican Argonaut2 tháng trước
    • 5 dear lord dude

      kingdomcome180kingdomcome180Tháng trước
    • It must be an absolute nightmare for you: Hell on Earth

      John LawrenceJohn Lawrence2 tháng trước
    • We have 4 daughters ages 13-20. My favorite line, “They’re almost human but they’re not!” Truth! Thank God our 20 year old becomes more human every day!

      Susan Wolff-GivenSusan Wolff-Given2 tháng trước
    • KitKit I’m honestly terrified.

      American ArgonautAmerican Argonaut2 tháng trước
    • Lilith Scyther yes ma’am my wife is the key. We have one son and he and I are severely outnumbered.... on almost everything.

      American ArgonautAmerican Argonaut2 tháng trước
  • Smart woman lol

    Dan WileyDan Wiley2 tháng trước
  • I swear that I almost broke my neck using my 'husband' as a pillow last night because I was to lazy to get my real pillow. They are USELESS! A friend gave me one and I secretly hate it. I'm going to throw it away tomorrow. THANK YOU!!! You are super funny!! I'm a new fan for sure

    boaty msboatfaceboaty msboatface2 tháng trước
    • Husband- hurty and useless; Regular Pillow good; Friend- nice but gave me husband that sux

      boaty msboatfaceboaty msboatface2 tháng trước
    • be more specific. which is useless the husband or the pillow. and did your friend give you a husband that you hate??

      lightning demolitionlightning demolition2 tháng trước
  • K grandma - times up! Terrible! Observational humor without humor or astute observation. U owe me 3 minutes of existence!

    Joe SantosJoe Santos2 tháng trước
    • @Faith M I raised a daughter and know what she means, it's still not funny.

      sspiderwebsspiderwebTháng trước
    • She is funny! You have to see it to get it! If you could identify on any level, it would make sense why you didn't get it.

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
  • Love dry bar!

    Tiffany's TruthsTiffany's Truths2 tháng trước
  • Lil’ Karens...

    tech 52tech 522 tháng trước
    • Karen Bonnick God I miss you. After the wedding...behind the main building...true bliss! I’ve never had an encounter like that and it will be a sweet memory of mine when I’m finally on my death bed.

      tech 52tech 522 tháng trước
    • Hey...🤣🤣🤣

      Karen BonnickKaren Bonnick2 tháng trước
  • Hilarious!

    Katherine KingKatherine King2 tháng trước
  • Victoria Secret - that wasn't even attractive as a teenager. That's a magazine owned by pedos and only attractive to pedos.

    Diginess UnknownDiginess Unknown2 tháng trước
    • Bunch of abusive assholes. Their karma will come even if I don't get them first.

      Diginess UnknownDiginess Unknown2 tháng trước
    • It's like, "Why is this model starving?"

      Diginess UnknownDiginess Unknown2 tháng trước
  • Absolutely unfunny.

    D GunnD Gunn2 tháng trước
  • Not as funny as most. Sorry, but the jokes were a bit obvious. I was just waiting for the punchline I already knew.

    keithdfox2keithdfox22 tháng trước
    • @Jeremy Stig Knock it off Jeremy. The 'Karen' thing is a political ploy tool. Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
    • I mean yeah they are mom jokes, wasnt expecting anything else from somebody called Karen.

      Jeremy StigJeremy Stig2 tháng trước
  • Clowns are sad, or scary, but rarely funny. 1000 years from now, will this be remembered? (I know, include my comment as scope to this this question)

    Cunninghams LawCunninghams Law2 tháng trước
  • Haha very funny...

    Derrick LopezDerrick Lopez2 tháng trước
  • Gosh, this is hilarious. And why the hell do co-ed dorm rooms exist? What is wrong with parents these days?

    Katrina MKatrina M2 tháng trước
    • @Jeff Larson LOL get over yourself Jeff

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
    • @Faith M Honestly, what are you going on about? My dorm room had a lock on it and I'm pretty sure they all do. If men were pushing their way into rooms and raping women, you call the police. You're clearly just a man-hater who made bad choices and blame an entire gender for your woes.

      Jeff LarsonJeff Larson2 tháng trước
    • I don't like it either! When my sister went to college, there were no co-ed dorms and there were dorm hours and restrictions. In by midnight and no males in the lobby after 11 p.m. they were never allowed in the dorm rooms past the lobby doors. These were safety nets and you felt safe. 6 years later they brought in the co-ed dorms and you didn't feel safe. Aggressive guys would push themselves in your room, some raped and other pushed roommates out. It was never a good idea. I'd like to know who it was who decided that this was a good idea. The Experiment should have been over long ago. There seems to be a breakdown in our society to protect women, and children, clearly the males are never taught their true purpose. Provide and protect to be a real man, don't become a spineless Predator Twit.

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
    • @Jeff Larson And the experiment continues.

      Faith MFaith M2 tháng trước
    • Co-ed dorms, not rooms, have been around for 50 years. Mine was every other floor.

      Jeff LarsonJeff Larson2 tháng trước
  • another woman with a kindergarten level humor....

    djurasterdjuraster2 tháng trước
    • I'm a young man, and I ain't a parent but I've got two younger sisters and just DEALING with them is exactly how she's describing! So hilarious! Some people just can't appreciate good old-fashioned childish humor.

      St0ryt3ll3rSt0ryt3ll3r2 tháng trước
    • Only a man would think that. Women have a different mind and different life experiences. Its obviously you dont take part in raising ur kids otherwise you would get the jokes

      Katrina MKatrina M2 tháng trước
  • Lost me at intelligence. Your an idiot

    Daniel BanfieldDaniel Banfield2 tháng trước
  • Trust me if a zombie apocalypse was to happen now 95% of teenagers would be bitten because they weren’t paying attention and would probably take a selfie for the gram before they turn

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico2 tháng trước
    • That’s true, funny and sad all at the same time!

      Dodge Ram 3500 quad turbo dieselDodge Ram 3500 quad turbo diesel2 tháng trước
  • Funny gal right there! :)

    hillbilly bobhillbilly bob2 tháng trước
  • I can confirm those whiteboards got covered in lewd doodles

    xenodorianxenodorian2 tháng trước
    • @daniel280456 because drawing a penis on someone else's whiteboard is way more annoying, and some college freshman still act like children.

      xenodorianxenodorian2 tháng trước
    • Why don't you just text each other ?

      daniel280456daniel2804562 tháng trước
  • Love this 😅

    Maria WrightMaria Wright2 tháng trước
  • Puberty smells so much!

    Fabulous FamilyFabulous Family2 tháng trước
  • Aye! don't knock the Blue Mountain Dew, that sh^ts good and gives you energy! You'll need it for when you got fight off a hoard of zombies and Flamin Hot Cheetos last forever!

    n00bMaster69n00bMaster692 tháng trước
    • If you only have Blue Mountain Dew and Flamin Hot Cheetos in the zombie apocalypse, you are going to have flaming hot diarrhea in a house with no sanitation. And I'm going to bet Victoria's Secret catalogues make dreadful toilet paper.

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
  • Good Stuff!

    Boffin GruskyBoffin Grusky2 tháng trước
  • You have my daughter right.

    Cheryl SmithCheryl Smith2 tháng trước
  • 1:24 1 lady just got the joke lol

    Sarah loveeSarah lovee2 tháng trước
  • Wow, and I thought Rodney Dangerfield was funny.

    Jessica ZaneJessica Zane2 tháng trước
    • @psycosis12 ffs!

      Shifu RCShifu RC2 tháng trước
    • @Shifu RC I figured the comment section would hype this act up, but this is a bit overboard.

      psycosis12psycosis122 tháng trước
    • Did... U just compare this rando to RODNEY DANGERFIELD?

      Shifu RCShifu RC2 tháng trước
    • He gets no respect even in death! RIP big guy.

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
  • yup

    kevin wilsonkevin wilson2 tháng trước
  • Hell yes they are!!!😂😳

    K DK D2 tháng trước
  • Agree lol

    Sarah loveeSarah lovee2 tháng trước
  • Early squad!!!

    D OD O2 tháng trước
    • Me too

      Levana VeredLevana Vered2 tháng trước
  • First i also make asmr

    diverse asmrdiverse asmr2 tháng trước