Even Teachers Can’t Do New Math. Mike Toomey - Full Special

12 Th11, 2020
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Even teachers can't do new math and Mike Toomey thinks it's pretty ridiculous. How old were your kids when you could no longer help them with their math homework? Whether it's new math or just plain craziness Mike Tommey's full Dry Bar Comedy special is here to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • Unfortunately the good will stores have closed

    Rich DavisRich DavisNgày trước
  • His jokes make me want to cry instead.

    ou ceciliaou ceciliaNgày trước
  • 25yrs old. Whole family still say rough housing

    lightfangshadowwolflightfangshadowwolf2 ngày trước
  • Cause common core math is designed to fail

    T¡nfo¡l HatT¡nfo¡l Hat2 ngày trước
  • Spot on !

    Helen DukeHelen Duke3 ngày trước
  • I always was terrible at math then add changes and Duh!

    Vera PenaVera Pena3 ngày trước
  • Its always the people that are not very smart that have more than two kids...

    speedy5005speedy50053 ngày trước
  • Love the argue with your parents to keep everyone alive theory. My grown kids like to "tell mom things that happened, or what we did that she never knew about". Let me tell you, I gave 5 kids, yeah yeah am I asking you to sponsor one? The amount of time this has happened is staggering and believe me, you don't even want to know it. So, ho boy, do they want to tell you about it now. But I still got them. A made my 27 take a snack next month. And in true form of days gone by, because they didn't listen and made me repeat myself, they got it more then the once they would have. That's how to raise kifs, the good old days. Teach them, the hard way is how that works by the way, that the longer it takes to do what they're told the worse it's gonna be. Don't judge, it's a good life's lesson on doing what you have to even when you don't want to. Think I'm wrong, check out the mental health situation going on with the generation who parents didn't have to something that "hurt them more then it was gonna hurt you". Wow, mom loves me a lot my kids learned by my being hard. Cause life is

    LynnLynn3 ngày trước
  • My husband and I tapped out with our 1st grader with predicate nouns.. We felt like morons. Haha And yeah I was told by my college bound friends that "college isn't for everyone".. jokes on them as they have 6 figure student debt and my husband has a 6 figure trade job without the debt.😅

    Sherry lazdinshSherry lazdinsh4 ngày trước
  • Dude I had ADD/ADHD before, or at it was becoming a thing too bro!

    Mrs.George GlassMrs.George Glass4 ngày trước
  • i'm laughing so hard! i almost spit out my berries lol

    Ruby GarciaRuby Garcia4 ngày trước
  • I loved your act! I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

    Melissa HenryMelissa Henry4 ngày trước
  • I was not ready for the awesome impression of Adam West...

    lennonscatlennonscat4 ngày trước
  • This guys impersonations are so good.

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks Haliburton4 ngày trước
  • My dad used to stare at my homework for a few painful minutes before we both realize it was time to move on R.I.P dad!

    Blanks HaliburtonBlanks Haliburton4 ngày trước
  • How did he do that awesome very funny!

    brenda flemingbrenda fleming5 ngày trước
  • We had remedial training for students in the morning before they went to their 1st class. I was the librarian and had middle school students in my classes. I was supposed to teach 3 ways to solve a problem, but I taught one that they could remember. Even the most troublesome student did better just learning the natural way to solve a math problem. When we did reading I felt at home since library books were my job. Not all ways work like the "experts" that make the new ways.

    fairday2fairday25 ngày trước
  • My dad used to put whales in the goldfish bag

    messibessi11messibessi116 ngày trước
  • Too many ads!!

    138jenn138jenn7 ngày trước
  • Brilliant

    SiBerSiBer7 ngày trước
  • In my humble opinion, this guy is top 10 I've seen on Dry Bar. That Bill bit had me crying 😂

    Anthony JacksonAnthony Jackson7 ngày trước
  • 1st.time if listen to him and hes funny asf ! True too many ads.But not his fault! I'll definitely keep watching !

    Shannon BarkerShannon Barker7 ngày trước
  • So funny. His schtik is a lot like Rodney Dangerfield. Very funny. 😁😁🤣🤣

    Jessica CharlesJessica Charles7 ngày trước
  • "What is that made out of, gravel?"

    Nick MayNick May8 ngày trước
  • This guys impersonations are so good.

    K ManwarrenK Manwarren8 ngày trước
  • This guy was amazing! The narrator voice was flawless, and the "cheap trick" punchline was arguably THE BEST joke on the show, yet people merely reacted to it. In my humble opinion HE KILLED!

    Edgar FloresEdgar Flores8 ngày trước
    • I agree. The whole Dollar Tree radio/cassette thing was hilarious. I had to pause the video I was laughting so hard after the Cheap Trick punchline

      MelMel6 ngày trước
  • This may be my last video on here. As humorous as it was, there was like 10 ads. Way too many ads, ever since Google bought VIworld. It's getting ridiculous.

    Derek TilleyDerek Tilley8 ngày trước
    • Get an adblocker man, and try the Brave browser (faster and better than Chrome, no ads on many sites). Or... pay for YT premium.

      kukushkaizekukushkaize7 ngày trước
  • Mike Toomey's got the special kind of announcer voice that would land him a seat alongside the crew of Rifftrax in their next Coronet/AVI edutainment short! 📼😁 Great stuff!

    George EalasaidGeorge Ealasaid8 ngày trước
    • Well his day job is the on-air announcer on Chicago's WGN Morning News.

      Aleash89Aleash897 ngày trước
  • So funny!!!

    New GrandmaNew Grandma9 ngày trước
  • I had a defective phone with GPS once. It didn't give me any directions at all until I arrived at my destination and then it said "you have arrived".

    ghogue61ghogue619 ngày trước
  • Corn flakes are mold. 17:44 The list of dollar store items is hilarious! LOL!

    melvina628melvina6289 ngày trước
  • Hey Mike, GGGGGGOOOOOOOD MORNING Chicago! This is amazing, I didn't know this about you! Very Cool!!

    Al about FoodAl about Food9 ngày trước
  • My parents had 4 and my dad always got asked "are these ALL yours?" Which actually is a really bad thing to ask considering my oldest sister is 3 shades darker then the rest of us.

    Serenade2461Serenade24619 ngày trước
  • This really hit home. My daughters are 13 and 17. I’ve been helping them with their math homework since the beginning. Now I can’t remember how to do math like algebra, trig etc. So I fake it, google it, bought a trig/ calculus dvd...etc. They still think I’m smart! Fingers crossed!

    Scott ThompsonScott Thompson9 ngày trước
  • He gets funnier as he goes! Man, he had the fifties anti-drug film voice down to a science.

    PzuPzuPzuPzu9 ngày trước
    • Y

      danpaulmobiledanpaulmobile15 giờ trước
  • My Dad had the opposite problem. He couldn't dumb down his math skills enough to help me with high school algebra.

    Sherman CaterSherman Cater9 ngày trước
  • Yes I've payed and forgot to pump.

    FAITHFAITH9 ngày trước
  • Who tf can drive from Houston to Dallas in 3 1/2 hours??? Maybe to the outskirts of the suburbs of Houston, but from downtown Dallas to downtown Houston is a 4 1/2 to 5 hour trip

    Brendon BuffaloeBrendon Buffaloe9 ngày trước
  • 🌅🗽💖💖💖💖🌉🎇🌆🎆🎁🎈

    Lorna KimLorna Kim10 ngày trước
  • "Careful, Bill." Me: spine dissolves laughing.

    Bonnie BraeBonnie Brae10 ngày trước
  • Your tape costs less than a blank tape... Lol

    Adeola WilliamsAdeola Williams10 ngày trước
  • um... most of these jokes are copied .. just saying .

    Jorge The PuteJorge The Pute10 ngày trước
  • 6 ads in 12 minutes. And you wonder why people use adblockers.

    senselockesenselocke10 ngày trước
  • That adam west impression was spot on

    Zack TankeslyZack Tankesly10 ngày trước
  • You forgot Baby Ruth bars!

    Lynn DurbinLynn Durbin10 ngày trước
  • Mike Toomey looks a lot like James Arness, he'd fit fine for the Matt Dillon part on Gun Smoke.

    Renneth JarrettRenneth Jarrett10 ngày trước
  • Lame

    Freddie MalaveFreddie Malave10 ngày trước
  • Different material and sometimes very funny.

    Miranda BrooksMiranda Brooks11 ngày trước
  • OMG He is hilarious and it just builds into the other parts of the sets. Really enjoyed this. Thank you so much.

    CXiFromTheNetCXiFromTheNet11 ngày trước
  • This man made me cry n laugh 😂

    SugaSuga11 ngày trước
  • funny guy but you have far to many commercials. Whats up with that?

    Mary MorningstarMary Morningstar11 ngày trước
  • This guy sounds like Robert off of the Ray Romano show

    AR 3851AR 385111 ngày trước
    • And like Cleveland.

      melvina628melvina6289 ngày trước
    • I thought the same thing!

      Larry GoodaleLarry Goodale10 ngày trước
  • 😂😂😂 how many hours of practice did he need for ALL THAT CANDY list!!!!????!!!!! Needed that & he delivered!!!! -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; DAN 3:16-18; JOHN 14:11-21

    Karla M KuhnKarla M Kuhn11 ngày trước
  • I rode a bus from Avon Park, FL to Keene, NH, bike week 1989, changed buses every major city on the East coast, first change in Daytona Beach, biker who was getting off tried to convince me to go. 37 1/2 hours with 8 1/2 hour stop in Port Authority NY City. Not fun.

    Katie DrewKatie Drew11 ngày trước
  • This guy actually HAS ADD... omg.. I found a friend... So many people say they do.. they have no idea the daily struggle of doing everything wrong...the principal would tell my mom.. "there's nothing wrong with average.. " as I struggled to keep my own ponytails from obstructing my vision...

    michah7214michah721411 ngày trước
  • Mike Toomey, the man with all the answers! I enjoy watching you mornings on WGN.

    Robert SchwartzRobert Schwartz11 ngày trước
  • The candy part sounds like 'Leon Phelps Ladies Man' from SNL 😂😂😂

    Kate LilyKate Lily11 ngày trước
  • 26:00 Awesome Batman impression! Gg, wow! :))

    Merry C.Merry C.11 ngày trước
  • Great routine !

    P BP B11 ngày trước
  • The candy bars , OMG ! I couldn't stop laughing.. This man is brilliant but I thought the "voice" might not go over well in some cities . With out saying it was spot on ! I had to ride a Trailways Bus everyday to school. Very funny stuff .

    Debbie HornDebbie Horn11 ngày trước
  • 32:24 Nice Ron Funches impression. 😂

    Leah BLeah B11 ngày trước
  • A very funny man. He also works in Chicago at WGN tv.

    Michael GrosseMichael Grosse11 ngày trước
  • Omg sounds like Mike Tyson driving the bus. 😂

    beth thompsonbeth thompson11 ngày trước
  • When he was talking about “bill” it reminded me of Milkman from Nick at Night. 😂

    beth thompsonbeth thompson11 ngày trước
  • Fruity Pebbles with extra milk to dunk my Peanut Butter sandwich into. Never finished the cereal, cuz it got mushy, but loved the flavored milk with my sandwich! Those were the days!

    AnnieWarriorPrincessAnnieWarriorPrincess11 ngày trước
  • Fortuitous trinkets. 🤣

    beth thompsonbeth thompson11 ngày trước
  • Reminds me of the canadian greyhound bus murder.

    Jacob BarberJacob Barber11 ngày trước
  • OMG put that candy rap to a beat! LMAO 😂🤣

    MomIsn't MyNameMomIsn't MyName11 ngày trước
  • TOTALLY agree about Cap'n Crunch! And I think I lived on that from age 21-23!

    Luis EnriquezLuis Enriquez11 ngày trước
  • I am listening to this at work and laughed so hard when he said speedway lol (I work at a speedway)

    Nana SandovalNana Sandoval11 ngày trước
  • 4:30 my uncle offered to adopt me and enroll me in the copper mill apprenticeship. daddy: "my son is going to college". i flunked out, went to VN, and my cousin is now retired as UMW treasurer making $120k/mo retired pay. thanks daddy.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf11 ngày trước
  • This dude is A1

    Seth SprengelmeyerSeth Sprengelmeyer12 ngày trước
  • That bus driver candy joke was solid. Great job and holy cow on the memorization!

    Thida LyndaThida Lynda12 ngày trước
    • @fun_paparazzi Hahah, yes, totally!

      Thida LyndaThida Lynda6 ngày trước
    • Hilarious! 🤣

      J NorwayJ Norway6 ngày trước
    • @Thida Lynda: His mannerisms had me rofl’ing! That driver sounds like Tim Meadows’ character, Leon Phelps

      fun_paparazzifun_paparazzi6 ngày trước
    • Pp pp p]0ppp

      Craig ChambersCraig Chambers9 ngày trước
  • My dad used to stare at my homework for a few painful minutes before we both realize it was time to move on R.I.P dad!

    Moe FMoe F12 ngày trước
  • EVERY CANDY EVER! Amazing!!!

    NICK ZNICK Z12 ngày trước
  • Funny guy!

    Rachel BordeauxRachel Bordeaux12 ngày trước
  • Wow dear God he’s fantastic. That was truly hilarious, beyond entertaining; it was 36 minutes of pure joy for me, he is super talented and creative. I am beyond impressed with every single joke!!! Thank you Dry Bar comedy you always deliver and never disappoint!!!

    Tara HysteriaTara Hysteria12 ngày trước
    • 🌷I agree. 🤣

      Julia Lewis-SpannJulia Lewis-Spann9 ngày trước
    • So did you think he was funny or not?

      Jeff AllerJeff Aller10 ngày trước
  • Was Ron Funches your bus driver? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jeff KelloggJeff Kellogg12 ngày trước
  • Goddamit, drybar, couldn't you squeeze a few more ads in these videos?

    pawelukopaweluko12 ngày trước
  • We should have never turned from the abacus

    rumblebunsrumblebuns12 ngày trước
  • Awesome

    Rob CRob C12 ngày trước
  • WTF Mike? I watch you every morning on WGN9 Chicago. Never heard you mention Dry Bar.

    Kate LilyKate Lily12 ngày trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

    Terri DrollingerTerri Drollinger12 ngày trước
  • Halloween in my neighborhood......🤣🤣

    RoniRoni12 ngày trước
  • I think his bus driver was Ron Funches.

    JustOneAsbestoJustOneAsbesto12 ngày trước
  • Fortuitous Trinkets! ❤️⭐️🧲🍀🌑💰🌈🎈 😂🤣☠️

    Amaviah KAmaviah K12 ngày trước
  • If captain crunch had 4 stripes, he'd be a captain. Unfortunately he has only 3, making him a commander. So in reality, you're eating commander crunch.

    Endee AimeeEndee Aimee12 ngày trước
  • Hahahahahaha!!!!! SO funny!! omg!!! And incredible impersonations!!!

    rubrum lillyrubrum lilly12 ngày trước
  • ROFL LOVED the candy call out during bus ride.

    SassysipeSassysipe12 ngày trước
    • That was my favorite part too.

      Life in PhoenixLife in Phoenix12 ngày trước
  • Incoming “see.. you don’t have to curse to be funny” comments 🙄

    Paul PeddiePaul Peddie12 ngày trước
    • Your comment is the ONLY one so far that mentions the lack of swearing. Everyone else is just enjoying the video.

      Brittany MichaelisBrittany Michaelis11 ngày trước
    • @Steph J tf does that have to do with what i said?

      Paul PeddiePaul Peddie12 ngày trước
    • he is hilarious in a low key kind of way.

      Steph JSteph J12 ngày trước
  • You sound like you're from the Chicago area

    Kathleen CollinsKathleen Collins12 ngày trước
    • @Kate Lily, too bad they don't broadcast Cubs games any longer.

      Kathleen CollinsKathleen Collins9 ngày trước
    • @Kathleen Collins I moved away also a few years ago, but our local news stations are a joke. So I still watch WGN online. You can watch via their app also. My dad moved to another state, and he gets WGN via DirecTV.

      Kate LilyKate Lily11 ngày trước
    • Thats cool you can hear that!

      O MO M11 ngày trước
    • @Kate Lily nice. I haven't lived there for years now.

      Kathleen CollinsKathleen Collins12 ngày trước
    • Yup. He works for WGN9 Chicago - Weekday Morning News at 9:00am.

      Kate LilyKate Lily12 ngày trước
  • Yeah, we.had a dentist living on the next street over. He always gave out a generic looking plain white tooth brush in a plastic sleeve like a straw comes in. A tiny tube of generic toothpaste. And a pamphlet on the importance of brushing after eating sweets. One year I guess he got tired of kids egging his house, and that year he gave out sticks of sugar free gum. The next year he went back to toothbrushes, too many kids stuck their chewed gum on his doorknob.😜

    Julie BakerJulie Baker12 ngày trước
    • @Mateo I didn't do it, he was MY dentist, I wouldn't have DARED.

      Julie BakerJulie Baker12 ngày trước
    • You little shits!

      MateoMateo12 ngày trước
    • I actually went to church with a dentist who passed out candy for special events, like Easter. I always thought he was drumming up business!

      Larry GoodaleLarry Goodale12 ngày trước
  • Good job. Funny stuff.

    David GardnerDavid Gardner12 ngày trước
  • TOTALLY agree about Cap'n Crunch! And I think I lived on that from age 21-23!

    Kathleen CollinsKathleen Collins12 ngày trước
  • This guy is a comedy genius. Clever and sharp with every joke. Incredible talent.

    red headed stepchildred headed stepchild12 ngày trước
  • 😆😆😆👍👍👏

    Mercedes GalanMercedes Galan12 ngày trước
  • He was so good! He was so funny!

    Tierney Small Voice Big DealsTierney Small Voice Big Deals12 ngày trước
  • Yes!!!! Squirrel 🐿

    Loretta ThorntonLoretta Thornton12 ngày trước
  • Mike Toomey's got the special kind of announcer voice that would land him a seat alongside the crew of Rifftrax in their next Coronet/AVI edutainment short! 📼😁 Great stuff!

    Shaun GatesShaun Gates12 ngày trước
    • Actually check him out on WGN TV Chicago's Morning Show at 9am

      Al about FoodAl about Food9 ngày trước
  • math hard

    Ryder McEntyreRyder McEntyre12 ngày trước