Don't Be Skinny. Daniel Eachus - Full Special

18 Th08, 2020
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Don't be skinny, at least thats what Daniel Eachus will tell you in his full length comedy special with Dry Bar Comedy. Being skinny makes people worried about you, they think you need more nutrients and they think you shouldn't be hiking or working out, but if you do happen to be skinny, or even if you don't enjoy this full comedy special from Daniel Eachus it's sure to put a smile on your face.
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  • I was literally lol! I had tears in my eyes!

    Erika FordErika Ford8 ngày trước
  • tattoo of your resume..LOOOOL

    vk sopranovk soprano10 ngày trước
  • you havent seen the spiderman with the web cape? soo many different dimensions.

    rize samarize sama11 ngày trước
  • Comma 😂

    Karlie SukowatyKarlie Sukowaty11 ngày trước
  • Pop tarts 😂👍🏻

    Karlie SukowatyKarlie Sukowaty11 ngày trước
  • Understand a lot of what you say. I Stand 5'10'' and weigh 128 lbs and have been this way for the last 70 years.

    Flaco HuesoFlaco Hueso11 ngày trước
  • Thank you for the myspace joke. I'm one of the 4.

    Elliot KwanElliot Kwan11 ngày trước
  • What flavor of pop tart?

    timothyfloogletimothyfloogle17 ngày trước
  • Duck is expensive because it's difficult to cook well. You're paying for the chef, not the meat.

    leaveacommentinSTFUleaveacommentinSTFU20 ngày trước
  • Nice. Us skinny lanky guys have someone to relate to now XD.

    DiscordedBraeburnDiscordedBraeburn22 ngày trước
  • Added to my list of good comedians.

    Brianna MillerBrianna Miller24 ngày trước
  • Stop with the freeken ads every 10 min! Otherwise this guy is funny 🤣

    Amanda HAmanda H24 ngày trước
  • Man I remember 1 time i was in my ex car and a sounder fell on me., I didn’t realize until I saw the legs I was soooo terrified! We both was lol! Then the time a bug flew in the car and he left me with the bug in the car lol then said he was coming back going to come back for me.. hmmm mmmm

    Shia Ann McintoshShia Ann Mcintosh25 ngày trước
  • That joke was for 6 people Tom and I lol

    Amanda MearsAmanda Mears25 ngày trước
  • Wery funny thank you Daniel

    Truthseeker DKTruthseeker DK25 ngày trước
  • He is good

    modsarebiggaemodsarebiggae25 ngày trước
  • What a world. 252k people saw this, and 204 reached up and hit the THUMBS DOWN button. Really?

    Patrick McClellanPatrick McClellan26 ngày trước
  • This guy was great. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

    Cat MonkeyCat Monkey27 ngày trước
  • Now thats a great set !

    Paul BrasierPaul Brasier27 ngày trước
  • You are sooo crazy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    kathy kelleykathy kelley28 ngày trước
  • My teeth may be stained but they’re sturdy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tiger lol❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    kathy kelleykathy kelley28 ngày trước
  • Poor MySpace Tom.. I was one of the 4 people who got it imedently lol

    Amelia GallardoAmelia GallardoTháng trước
  • So funny! I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂.

    Nyx VampyreNyx VampyreTháng trước
  • This is so me and my life 🤣

    RavenlovesbingyRavenlovesbingyTháng trước
  • 2:12😂😂

    Kendrah MartinezKendrah MartinezTháng trước
  • To go through all that effort to put on a show at TGIF, a free meal was deserved at that point.

    Leah BLeah BTháng trước
  • Insanely good set!!!

    Joseph MpyanaJoseph MpyanaTháng trước
  • This guy is amazing 😍 Laughed so much!

    Babsle KaradasBabsle KaradasTháng trước
  • Dude was pretty funny. I would watch him again for sure.

    Trey BernTrey BernTháng trước
  • Carry the pillows 😂

    YoMan YoHanYoMan YoHanTháng trước
  • This guy was funny

    Jaster MareelJaster MareelTháng trước
  • @Daniel Eachus Greatly enjoyed your routine. You had a large number of fresh takes on life. An upbeat performance. Best of Luck!

    Roger SledzRoger SledzTháng trước
    • Hey, thanks for that Roger!

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
  • @Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/8/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

    Roger SledzRoger SledzTháng trước
  • Looks like you haven't been bit by the spider yet😂😂😂😂

    chalisse mitchellchalisse mitchellTháng trước
    • It's my life... lol

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
  • 😅🤣🤣🤣 yessss "wind mixed with flowers"

    chalisse mitchellchalisse mitchellTháng trước
  • You need to start eating boy!!!! You look like an anorexic hipster.🤣🤣 just kidding.very funny

    John SheehanJohn SheehanTháng trước
    • Thanks?

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
  • You're bigger than I remembered, hahahhahahahah

    Barry McMillenBarry McMillenTháng trước
  • I literally want to hang out with this guy....like ALL the time. Not too creepy right?

    Penelope ScottPenelope ScottTháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus Excellent! Best way to follow you so I know when that happens? I've been trying to find more videos too. P.S. Any time except winter if you've never experienced our winter. If Hell were like Chicago in January - I'd be in church daily.

      Penelope ScottPenelope ScottTháng trước
    • @Penelope Scott I've gotten asked a lot about Chicago, so I will definitely be making a trip out there once things reopen!

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus HA! Working at home, listening to CEO talk all positive vibes on companywide conference call, puppy in co-pilot chair at my desk licking my arm, I'm off for the next 6 days...and your message just topped the cake! I need to know when you're doing a (post-pandemic) show here in Chicago!

      Penelope ScottPenelope ScottTháng trước
    • Not creepy at all. I was thinking the same thing! Let's be bffs

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
  • "My teeth may be stained, but they are steady." I can't -

    Rachel MobleyRachel MobleyTháng trước
    • Oh, you can!

      Daniel EachusDaniel EachusTháng trước
  • He sounds like John Crist 😂

    Gwenyverre KingGwenyverre KingTháng trước
  • This guy is really funny!

    Ivan KennedyIvan KennedyTháng trước
  • Delightful.

    Paul JacobPaul Jacob2 tháng trước
  • Lmao the tattoo joke took me off

    Gissela LopezGissela Lopez2 tháng trước
  • It's not a cape, it's a large. LOL

    Meredith CarrollMeredith Carroll2 tháng trước
  • he gives me such Sheldon vibes omg

    Maria BazengaMaria Bazenga2 tháng trước
    • As long as that's a good thing...I'm ok with it :)

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Hahahaha this guy is awesome

    Velislava StanevaVelislava Staneva2 tháng trước
    • Hey, thank you. You're awesome!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I relate to that killing a spider with Febreze so much 😂

    Crispy Chrispen ChrispersCrispy Chrispen Chrispers2 tháng trước
    • It's the truth. And saves me money. I don't have to buy bugspray.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Makes jokes about being body shamed and how stupid it is Then makes a jokes about him body shaming others Pick a lane lol

    AI TotemAI Totem2 tháng trước
    • Hey! You've figured out "irony" ...very cool!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Thank goodness those aren't vertical stripes

    AI TotemAI Totem2 tháng trước
    • Thankfully!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • LEAVE MYSPACE ALONE!!! Oh, wait! I'm not under a sheet in a semi-goth, makeshift blanket fort with eye makeup and long hair. Okay. I guess you're spot on about MySpace. I didn't even remember I had an account until Google told me MySpace had a security breach and I needed to change it. C'est la vie! (Which is French for, "What is MySpace?") :D

    rgnestlergnestle2 tháng trước
    • It's good to know that Google security still has Myspace's back!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I think the Myspace joke made me laugh the hardest. I love making fun of Tom.

    Wesley MccoyWesley Mccoy2 tháng trước
    • Good! As you should.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • No that last story was so sad :(

    KolourfulNecoKolourfulNeco2 tháng trước
    • I'm sorry :(

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • was greatly satisfied with clicking on this recommendation

    Versag0Versag02 tháng trước
    • Love your enthusiasm. Thank you!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • You are nothing and no one Daniel, you don’t have the right to judge anybody, you are the one living a fantasy in a world where there is no God, He sees all you are doing and He will punish you at the end of your life lest you repent!

    Hero of AgesHero of Ages2 tháng trước
    • ...but did you like the video?

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • One of the funniest people I’ve seen on here in a while. 🙌🏼

    I’m Just MeI’m Just Me2 tháng trước
    • Hey, I appreciate it!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • His jokes are so multi-layered. I spent more time laughing at his word play than anything!!!

    Sixxygrrl PDXSixxygrrl PDX2 tháng trước
    • You're too kind. Thank you!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Keep this up your very funny

    richard leerichard lee2 tháng trước
  • This guy sounds exactly like Nick Swardson, not his voice,but the mantra of the set and his tags and where he pins the audience into a laughter is exactly how Nick Swardson does it...??? Like literally listen to Nick Swardson comedy album party, and then come back and listen to this. I love Nick Swardson but I wouldn't have the balls to f*** with SWARTY!!!

    Samson FaehnrichSamson Faehnrich2 tháng trước
    • I think this is a compliment. I'm taking it as a compliment. Idk anything about Nick Swardson other that we're both Minneosta Vikings fans...so yes, I am exactly him.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Real funny! :)

    ScottScott2 tháng trước
  • Buff dude working at cellular store was done by Kevin Hart years ago...

    Kevin NygaardKevin Nygaard2 tháng trước
    • Didn't know. Thanks! Also, I wrote that joke 11 years ago. Did you happen to check out the other 87 jokes I did during the video? You should! :)

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • This guy sounds like John B Crist

    Ana SAna S2 tháng trước
  • dude has amazing friends tho

    ReyhanReyhan2 tháng trước
  • Some hilarious takes on life!!!

    Jules 11Jules 112 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus You're welcome. I look forward to seeing more of your awesome original material. :D

      Jules 11Jules 112 tháng trước
    • Hey, thank you thank you!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • He reminds me of Walowitz on Big Bang Theory

    Travelling ManTravelling Man2 tháng trước
    • @Travelling Man Sweeeeeeeeeet

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus Its not a dig. Big bang theory is a funny show.

      Travelling ManTravelling Man2 tháng trước
    • Thank you?

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Lol at the cavemen ghosts

    somethinggoodsomethinggood2 tháng trước
    • Thanks!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • stellar!!!

    McCullka 0812McCullka 08122 tháng trước
    • Hey, appreciate it!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Awesome clean humour two thumbs way up

    zee1nozee1no2 tháng trước
  • Did he go to his "birthday" party at T.G.I.F. on a Friday? Gotta use that Groupon before it expires!

    The Grilled Cheese SandwichThe Grilled Cheese Sandwich2 tháng trước
  • finally, I found one channel filled with amazingly original standup special where no political joke to ruin the mood!

    Rahul SaxenaRahul Saxena2 tháng trước
  • Wind Wind Flowers Pop Tarts

    red headed stepchildred headed stepchild2 tháng trước
    • Took the words right out of my mouth

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I raised spiderlings. Nope, no problem with spiders, I love spiders. At 1 time I raised a brood of baby scorpions, had about 8 types of Tarantulas, 1 was my buddy, and crawled everywhere even my head, about 20 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, the scorpion, and her kids, and 20 rats. The biggest spider I had was the Goliath Birdeater Tarantula. Most aggressive was the Baboon tarantula. I raised them all from spiderlings except my Pinktoe, but I did get her young. Spiders are very wonderful creatures in my opinion.

    Drtbag39Drtbag392 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus Most people don't brother. I find them beautiful and fascinating. If it's in the house I'll get a cup or something to put it outside unless it's harmless and living out of the way, then I'll let it be. More spiders mean fewer pests like flies and mosquitoes. They're crowed control.😉 Great set, take care and be safe.✌

      Drtbag39Drtbag392 tháng trước
    • Nice! ...but I still don't like them.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I was taking a sip of tea while watching this and he told the naked vampire joke and now my whole chest area has burns

    Matilda Gangl-CMatilda Gangl-C2 tháng trước
    • Always wear a suit of armor when drinking hot tea and watching stand up.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I was CACKLING lmao

    Adaline OCAAdaline OCA2 tháng trước
  • This guy's good! Material, timing and that voice...! I'm already googling for more.

    no otherno other2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus Wow, just found the source! You're great, wish you the best.

      no otherno other2 tháng trước
    • Google no further. I'm here.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Omg I'm crying...from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 🤣😂🤣❤🥰👍

    Arlene TrujilloArlene Trujillo2 tháng trước
  • The fat people hiking this is so true! I laughed so hard that I had to go back

    Shannon SunshineShannon Sunshine2 tháng trước
    • It's better the second time anyway. Thank you

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Didn't know I needed this - love his laid-back attitude haha

    RaziRazi2 tháng trước
    • @Razi Ha. Same. Thank you! Cheers.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus Didn't think I would ever tag one of my people - I'm the same lol. No matter how 'awake' I try to act, I always come across as lazy to people. Well, best wishes from across the globe - hope you reach new heights!

      RaziRazi2 tháng trước
    • I chugged two RedBulls before I filmed this. It's as energetic as I get.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Dude steals jokes.

    SS2 tháng trước
    • Nope. Just hearts.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • What did this to you? The compassion and concern on his friends' faces because of how sick he looks... then his answer... "Wind".....hahahaa....hilarious...great delivery...

    Tricia StarTricia Star2 tháng trước
    • Thank you, Tricia!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I CANNOT LMAOO THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

    Sten GillesSten Gilles2 tháng trước
    • Oh, but you CAN.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • As a jr Firefighter that Substitute Firefighter line is golden !!

    Zach GeorgeZach George2 tháng trước
    • Ha! Thanks!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I'm apparently more manly than my older sister, who waited until I got home from work for me to kill a spider in the shower.

    Autumn MarrAutumn Marr2 tháng trước
    • They can laugh all they want, but I'm the only one with a you tube channel

      Autumn MarrAutumn Marr2 tháng trước
    • I wish I didn't know as much about my family.

      Autumn MarrAutumn Marr2 tháng trước
    • I feel like I know more about your family now than I know about my own.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Apparently my mom is more manly than my dad. She's also more of a handyman than my dad

    Autumn MarrAutumn Marr2 tháng trước
  • I can't handle getting a tatoo (sensitive skin) but my mom got one of a bee when she turned 60.

    Autumn MarrAutumn Marr2 tháng trước
  • Wow, what a set. This guy is on his way to greater success. Lots of solid and original premises. A good crowd makes a good comic a great comic!

    Kyle GordonKyle Gordon2 tháng trước
    • Hey, thank you thank you.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • there's like one persons laugh who you can constantly hear

    keara burnskeara burns2 tháng trước
    • They usually laugh during normal conversations as well

      • R e n •• R e n •2 tháng trước
  • The substitute fireman was hilarious.....7:50

    Uber fenastrayUber fenastray2 tháng trước
  • That first part is like watching pre-serum Steve Rogers doing stand-up xD

    Mie HaldMie Hald2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus you are clearly misinterpreting what he just said

      Gabe SteinGabe Stein2 tháng trước
    • Pre-serum Steve Rogers was still an American hero. So, I'll take it.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I remember my 10th birthday was like a scavenger hunt and I invited like 10 people but most of them said they couldn't come because my birthday is very close to summer holidays and everyone was already on their way to different countries and stuff so of 10 people 4 showed up and one stopped the scavenger hunt because she didn't feel well and just waited at the place we left off. Back then I didn't mind and I guess it was nice that everyone who couldn't come told me beforehand but now that I think about it, it kinda sucked and I can't even blame/be mad at anyone because everyone had already booked expensive holidays so like, of course, they're not just gonna stay home anyway

    Miss ObviousMiss Obvious2 tháng trước
    • That scavenger hunt sounds like my life!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Wow, this guy is Amazing! WHY have I never heard of him? Mr. Eachus fire your agent...Just sayin!

    KRI JarrKRI Jarr2 tháng trước
    • Well, I appreciate it...just sayin!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Man that M&M bit killed me ahahahaha

    ChurninButtaChurninButta2 tháng trước
    • Don't die on me ChurninButta!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Leg day was Thursday...lol

    Rev Sherii ParrettRev Sherii Parrett2 tháng trước
  • This guy is dumb

    Hippie Dave's Happy PlaceHippie Dave's Happy Place2 tháng trước
    • Love you too.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Three people have made me laugh until I cried... Richard Pryor George Carlin And Daniel Eachus.

    Alan SheedyAlan Sheedy2 tháng trước
    • Ya. All 2 of them.

      Alan SheedyAlan SheedyTháng trước
    • @Alan Sheedy ALL dead?!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
    • Being that they're dead. It's all up to you now. No pressure.

      Alan SheedyAlan Sheedy2 tháng trước
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Alan SheedyAlan Sheedy2 tháng trước
    • Whoaaaaaaaaaaa ...3rd place?

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • This guy is hilarious! I died laughing early on when He described men who work out all day and go to their job at the Sprint store. My uncle literally is swole af, but all he does is sell phone/internet services to businesses. He is healthy though.

    corbyn shadecorbyn shade2 tháng trước
  • One of the best Dry Bars of all time 🤣🤣

    D TongD Tong2 tháng trước
    • @D Tong Ha! I like your thinking

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus I can keep replying to help your algorithm stats and views 😉🤣

      D TongD Tong2 tháng trước
    • @D Tong Well thank you thank you

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
    • @Daniel Eachus I dont even know how to play a horn ;) I wouldn't say it if I didn't feel it 💯

      D TongD Tong2 tháng trước
    • Now you're just tooting my horn! Thank you. Appreciate it!

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • Would like to see more from him nice job

    ryan myersryan myers2 tháng trước
    • Hey, thanks. Just say my name three times, and I'll appear wherever you need me to.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • So funny and genuine

    Natalie MNatalie M2 tháng trước
    • Hey, thanks! I genuinely appreciate it.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • He's great 👍 👌 👏

    Maria De Jesus ChapaMaria De Jesus Chapa2 tháng trước
    • He's ok.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
  • I work in the grocery store and omg i laughed so hard at the m&m joke. I'd never do that but i do have co workers who would. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy. Keep it up

    Taylor WendtTaylor Wendt3 tháng trước
    • 100% true story. Except I didn't mention how much that lady intimidated me by doing that.

      Daniel EachusDaniel Eachus2 tháng trước
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