Don't Say I Love You Too Soon. Michael Palascak

27 Th09, 2020
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Don't say I love you too soon in a relationship, otherwise you'll end up like Michael Palascak on an emotional roller coaster of love. In this clip from Michael Palascak's full Dry Bar Comedy special, Michael breaks down the good and bad of being in a relationship and what happens if you say I love you too soon. Watch "1984" by Michael Palascak only at
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  • I really like this guy

    seheabolseheabol9 ngày trước
  • I said thank you a few times. I'm old fashioned. Or was it just about the Sex.?

  • He was pretty hilarious

    Kahealani KagawaKahealani KagawaTháng trước
  • "If you want to break up just tell me?!" 😆😆😆

    Unicornucopia WRFGUnicornucopia WRFGTháng trước
  • I love these humorous one liners. Can I memorize them and when I use them in face to face discourse there without buying a ticket to see your act first do I have to cite my source there too?

    Frances BernardFrances BernardTháng trước
  • I gave it a Thumbs Up

    oneshot_meoneshot_meTháng trước
  • "... uh, we have other customers..." Brilliant!

    Tht1GyTht1GyTháng trước
  • This dude out here looking like a knock off version of shaggy

    ACEYACEYTháng trước
  • 🦈🦈🦈🤣😂🥰

    Purple HazePurple HazeTháng trước
  • "Uh, we have other customers" HILARIOUS!!!

    Bee MamaBee MamaTháng trước
  • this weird lol My name is Michael and I broke up with my EX Samantha last thanksgiving lmfaooo

    Red Ace Wavy BabyRed Ace Wavy BabyTháng trước
    • Red Ace Wavy Baby, okay but did she un-invite you to Thanksgiving at the breakup? You could have appeared and your excuse would be she didn't say no and you're practicing to become a comedian so they should just go along with it! Unless she attaches meat to you and brings along an alligator or two!

      UncleEarl97UncleEarl97Tháng trước
  • 😂🤣🙃

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen AppleTháng trước
  • He gets me...loved this special.

    Michael FelsMichael FelsTháng trước
  • I'm ready for more... TgT

    tomg cooktowntomg cooktownTháng trước
  • He really looks like Rajesh from The Big Bang Theory

    Francesca WilliamsFrancesca WilliamsTháng trước
  • A comedian from Indiana? 😲 I thought the only clown from there was Pence! 😳

    Zom Bee NatureZom Bee NatureTháng trước
  • PLEASE correct the title of this video. "TOO" soon, not "to" soon.

    Pastor Richard Allen FarmerPastor Richard Allen FarmerTháng trước
    • They actually fixed it 😉

      Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonTháng trước
  • nice, guy 🌶 🎖

    Sweet Girl***Sweet Girl***Tháng trước
  • Michael Genericwhitecomediandudescak

    Fenixz FilipFenixz FilipTháng trước
  • Excellent comedian! Loved the show

    StevenStevenTháng trước
  • Too* soon

    Walter LoweWalter LoweTháng trước
  • Who's soon?

    odysyrodysyrTháng trước

    Kristaps JudeiksKristaps JudeiksTháng trước
  • He is so hilarious! When is the entire special being posted?

    sema6008sema6008Tháng trước
    • They want you to download their app... Full episodes on it

      Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonTháng trước
  • This was fantastic

    deadsy2005deadsy2005Tháng trước
  • The title is wrong. It's *too soon*

    Rick JamesRick JamesTháng trước
  • 😆♥️

    Tom ArchibaldTom ArchibaldTháng trước
  • too*

    Big Bang Attack4561Big Bang Attack4561Tháng trước
  • I actually laughed out loud at this. Keep him.

    Nene J. PhillipsNene J. PhillipsTháng trước
  • So funny (but so sad. I hope he's okay)

    RedCaioRedCaioTháng trước
  • This guy is funny and clever, a good combination 😄

    Luken U. SeeLuken U. SeeTháng trước
  • *too

    Lynn HallLynn HallTháng trước
  • When someone asks you to swim with sharks, the first thing you do is check her purse for new insurance policies.

    Robert SchwartzRobert SchwartzTháng trước
    • 😂😂😂 I lost it. Lolol

      CaityCaity21 ngày trước
  • Please fix the title.

    Barbara TBarbara TTháng trước
  • Who is Soon? Why dont you tell them you love them?

    Nathan FranklinNathan FranklinTháng trước
  • He is hilarious!

    Claudine BClaudine BTháng trước
  • Nice

    Galin StaykovGalin StaykovTháng trước
    • Noooooooiiiiiiicccce

      Dennis BarrettDennis BarrettTháng trước
  • He talked so fast I had trouble understanding and I'd really like to hear it. Please wear slightly looser jeans. Seems like a nice person and good material.

    Hope McCubbinHope McCubbinTháng trước
    • Well, Hope, I saw it too, but I can resist, control yourself. TgT

      tomg cooktowntomg cooktownTháng trước
    • Wear slightly looser jeans? Feeling tempted, Hope?

      Leena ELeena ETháng trước
  • why does this guy song like kenneth parcell?

    H. Angus MacDonaldH. Angus MacDonaldTháng trước
  • Ronald McDonald, "...we have other customers..." Lol-- so hilarious!!!

    Lucine DarakjianLucine DarakjianTháng trước
  • Hehe, "we have other customers" lol😂

    Meow GaetanMeow GaetanTháng trước
  • If he dyes his hair blond, he would look a bit like Shaggy... or maybe it's just how he's dressed that makes me think that... 🤔😅😂🤣

    Rhosan LaizibloniRhosan LaizibloniTháng trước
    • @Francesca Williams in a way yes!

      nat55nat55Tháng trước
    • I had to read that twice because my instant reaction was whaaaat someone thinks he looks like the Jamaican ragga star??!!! 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣

      nat55nat55Tháng trước
    • He also looks like Rajesh from Big Bang theory

      Francesca WilliamsFrancesca WilliamsTháng trước
    • Zoiks!

      hopee changeehopee changeeTháng trước
    • Lol I can see it.

      sema6008sema6008Tháng trước
  • This dudes good 🤣✌️

    StarScream 777StarScream 777Tháng trước
  • Michael was GOOD! Made me laugh. There is no denying it! NICE JOB ! 😁👍🏻

    Mark HendrixMark HendrixTháng trước
  • Lame...

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, MomTháng trước
  • Maybe I went in too fast after this was posted but I can't find anything by Michael Palascak in the Dry Bar app. Maybe it just hasn't actually been posted yet? EDIT: Eventually found his special by just side scrolling through the new releases in the app and looking for the 1984 title.

    James McKeyJames McKeyTháng trước
    • We had the same problem. Cant find much else by him. Hope he blows up big time.

      Jason RogersJason RogersTháng trước
  • First rate? Yes. YES

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockTháng trước
  • Love this show, I'm so addicted

    Immortal AuraImmortal AuraTháng trước
  • “...So you pretend to be a volunteer, and you lose at ‘The Game of Life’...” Such a great pun for more reasons than one! 😂

    Tyrone PostTyrone PostTháng trước
    • @Clifford S. yes.

      Aha DuaAha DuaTháng trước
    • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound when it lands!?

      Clifford S.Clifford S.Tháng trước
    • @Pastor Richard Allen Farmer are you really a pastor? If so I'd like to discuss Christ with you. I am a Hebrew roots Christian, so we're on the same side. And it's a pun because the word Life can refer to the board game, or the concept of living, or a benchmark for lifestyle. Like "ah, this is the Life"

      Aha DuaAha DuaTháng trước
    • @Pastor Richard Allen Farmer - “The truth in me Sees the truth in you While other truths Are also true Those other truths Might seem MORE true But the truest truths Are truths we choose” -TNP 2020 If you see nothing, that doesn’t mean nothing is there...

      Tyrone PostTyrone PostTháng trước
    • Not a pun.

      Pastor Richard Allen FarmerPastor Richard Allen FarmerTháng trước
  • @20:04 Is there a reason for poorly worn pants?

    sickof stupidpplsickof stupidpplTháng trước
    • The neck of his shirt is also stretched out 🤭

      Amanda PetersonAmanda PetersonTháng trước
    • @guringai Namaste.

      Tony SantaTony SantaTháng trước
    • They are comparatively very good compared to my town

      guringaiguringaiTháng trước
  • Haven’t watched dry bar in a while and this is a pleasant surprise for today! Great vid!

    Colton FrederickColton FrederickTháng trước
  • Too * not to

    Lee HansonLee HansonTháng trước
    • Got to correct that; embarrassing.

      Zaine RidlingZaine RidlingTháng trước
    • @Lee Hanson LOL

      InsomniaInsomniaTháng trước
  • Oh hilarious!!!!!! So good!!

    Arthur HarrisArthur HarrisTháng trước
  • 😄

    Daniel martinDaniel martinTháng trước
  • 1st

    Andrew BowersAndrew BowersTháng trước
    • You know what I’m just joking chill out

      Andrew BowersAndrew BowersTháng trước
    • No one cares

      L WL WTháng trước