Cats Belong On The Streets. Doug Thompson - Full Special

24 Th09, 2020
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Cats belong on the street, at least that what Doug Thompson thinks! Do you think cats belong in the house, or do you think cats should stay outside? In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Doug Thompson, Doug breaks down the joys of cat and dog ownership and all the unpleasant things you get to deal with.
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  • not all dogs have good smell. only some breeds. i tested this with my sister's pit bulls.had to guid them to the food i hidden. sorry, i dont warship animals. the only animals near me are the squirrels that tear up my property.

    rize samarize sama12 ngày trước
  • Total Robin Williams vibes from this guy ❤️❤️

    Wanda MendesWanda Mendes14 ngày trước
  • I had to pause this one half way through because my ribs hurt so bad from laughing. I can totally relate to that sock thing.

    A JA JTháng trước
  • So funny!

    Curious oneCurious oneTháng trước
  • I love tacos, burritos, gorditas, etc.!

    Michael ArdonMichael ArdonTháng trước
  • Didnt laugh even once, prob coz it was about his kids, poops, dog farts and 'back in the day' for the greater part. Very cliche. I'm usually a huge fan of Dry Bar comedians.

    SandroidSandroidTháng trước
  • This dude sucks

    Dallas DukeDallas DukeTháng trước
  • My dog LOVES his "Poopsicles" . I have to muzzle him when he goes out or he'll clean the yard for me.

    Mariah MakinenMariah MakinenTháng trước
  • Omg I love him. He’s hilarious!!! I’ve been binge watching the dry bar comedy videos!!! Oh my goodness I wanna visit Provo Utah n come hang out at the dry bar. Maybe for my honeymoon 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣💜🌸

    Perfectly Imperfect_85Perfectly Imperfect_85Tháng trước
  • Our beagle used to poop outside, in the winter, and turn around and eat it. We’d see her do it and holler to the other,”Judy’s havin’ a hot breakfast again!”.

    Janet RossJanet RossTháng trước
    • I don't know, anything with a heart beat that I witness eat it's own poop is not coming back in my house. I don't care it's my own 6 month old child.

      daddyrichtendaddyrichten16 ngày trước
    • OMG! Funny!!! Killing myself laughing!

      peej mpeej m26 ngày trước
  • That people food thing is a myth. Complete BS.

    Drtbag39Drtbag39Tháng trước
  • 9:08 14:00😂😂

    Kendrah MartinezKendrah MartinezTháng trước

    Dy RichDy RichTháng trước
  • The dog with the Cosby sweater 😂

    Ime AunjieIme AunjieTháng trước
  • I own two cars and he’s spot on!!! Lol

    Angelofmusic WonderAngelofmusic WonderTháng trước
  • I’m laughing so hard! It’s so true!

    Cynthia TinglerCynthia TinglerTháng trước
  • *Me sitting among my three cats*: I’m gonna watch this. *me still among the cats*: that was great! I’m sending it to everyone!

    Abbie RamsayAbbie RamsayTháng trước
    • aww, what are their names? Mine are Tabbitha, Cranberry, and Hanukkah.

      Abbie RamsayAbbie RamsayTháng trước
    • Abbie Ramsay me too. My two cats are lying on the bed next to me.

      Angelofmusic WonderAngelofmusic WonderTháng trước
  • my kids are grown and gone my wife treats the dogs like toddlers

    roy vincentroy vincentTháng trước
  • The first time I played Just Dance I practically threw my back out because I went at it to hard.

    cupcakesimulationcupcakesimulationTháng trước
  • 😁👌🏻

    Petalyn AlbertPetalyn AlbertTháng trước
  • Really enjoyed this guy !!

    Karen RainyKaren RainyTháng trước
  • Not fond of cats. Dogs rule. Cats? Cats belong in the barn chasing vermin.

    KingTesticusKingTesticusTháng trước
  • Eeeeewww

    Effort ForeverEffort ForeverTháng trước
    • I love all animals but cats are my least favorite

      Effort ForeverEffort ForeverTháng trước
  • I had a dog that could shoot a fart under a door so she wouldn't have to smell it, while I was eating.

    Will BakerWill BakerTháng trước
  • Disgusting

    One Cold DishOne Cold DishTháng trước
  • CATS are better than most people.

    Debra JenkinsDebra JenkinsTháng trước
  • Who the hell did this poor guys make-up?! It's sooooooo distracting.

    jeremy toutainjeremy toutainTháng trước
  • Not many people use the word davenport but my parents did.

    Choco LatteChoco Latte2 tháng trước
    • chesterfield

      Joe ArmstrongJoe ArmstrongTháng trước
  • He was absolutely amazing

    DASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniDASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo Yordani2 tháng trước
  • You gave me a memory, Doug. Haven't been physically able to drive for years. When I was able to I had a thing I would do with "tailgaters". As I watched in the rear-view mirror, when they got real close I would tap on the brake, then let up. That got their attention, not for long, though.They would creep up, brake tap. The third time it wasn't a "tap". Never got rear ended, couple times I had to pull to the side. I wished I could find a bumper sticker- "I brake for tailgaters.

    Katie DrewKatie Drew2 tháng trước
  • Sneezed and blew my back out- yep that happened!😀😁😂👍

    Gene HasenbuhlerGene Hasenbuhler2 tháng trước
  • This man has too man poop and vomit jokes 🤮

    Dominik KrömerDominik Krömer2 tháng trước
  • I love this guy, BUT, where is the cats part?

    simosc2simosc22 tháng trước
  • Thank you for the teenage memories I had long forgotten.

    simosc2simosc22 tháng trước
  • Only a Doug would name a video 'this' ;)

    Rahul RathodRahul Rathod2 tháng trước
  • Blame It ooooooonnnn the rain😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This guy is awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Just Call Me ChosenJust Call Me Chosen2 tháng trước
  • I'm 32 and I sneezed two weeks ago and have been off work ever since. I tore muscles in my back, my hip and my quad lol

    Antonio SmithAntonio Smith2 tháng trước
  • @1:28 "start licking my ear" and they are thinking "this is just the right size for a bite; wonder what would happen if I just chomped a chunk off... just a little chomp huh?"

    edward lewisedward lewis2 tháng trước
  • don't own cats...they own you.

    lena pettaylena pettay2 tháng trước
    • You own them or they no longer exist.

      StarkStarkTháng trước
  • First world problems i see..let me guess you are pissed that you couldnt pre-order ps5 or xbox am i right?

    Lorenzo Von MatterhornLorenzo Von Matterhorn2 tháng trước
  • Luv this guy! Kept my attention the entire time. I was cracking up even though I was doing the dishes in the early morning. Now that's a feat!

    susan Ritcheysusan Ritchey2 tháng trước
  • Made my day🤣

    Bob Schoepen jrBob Schoepen jr2 tháng trước
  • The non-scatalogical parts were funny, but sparse.

    amybee40amybee402 tháng trước
  • Oh my gosh sooooo funny

    Terri DrollingerTerri Drollinger2 tháng trước
  • Are all these specials from before covid?

    Darah TDarah T2 tháng trước
  • Kids dont have it easier just because you where slightly inconvenienced by things.

    Mac MashPotatoMac MashPotato2 tháng trước
    • Slightly inconvenienced? The internet makes things SO much easier for kids these days! If you had a report to do, you had to go to the library, look thru their index for the books you needed (which were on little cards in a filing cabinet, NOT on the computer), go find those books and pull them off the shelf, then read thru them all to find what you needed and then write your entire report by hand. We couldn't just Google it and have everything right there. And that's just 1 example. I take it you're young...

      Catherine ChristyCatherine Christy2 tháng trước
    • aww, you'll understand some day.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. Clothier2 tháng trước
  • After awhile it picked up. And a ittle while longer, improved soime more: Bravo ~

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block2 tháng trước
  • Got left in the car many times...with my sisters and cousins!!! 😎

    Glenn SharkGlenn Shark2 tháng trước
    • @Glenn Shark Well you aren't a human. Maybe sharks have different methods of demonstrating affection? Clearly you weren't eaten!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
    • Great, I thought my mom loved me.

      Glenn SharkGlenn Shark2 tháng trước
    • If they loved you they offered to leave the radio on.

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
  • Barbie’s fingers to get food off your teeth hahah I used to do that when I was little. 😂😂

    J BladeJ Blade2 tháng trước
    • I've never done it but it gives me an idea 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine Christy2 tháng trước
  • To solve the issue of cats flinging litter box contents everywhere, put the litter box inside a cardboard box and cut a half of the cardboard box side out to the top of the litter box. That way the cat(s) can still get inside.

    title10title102 tháng trước
    • Awesome! I'm gonna try that. Thank you.

      peej mpeej m26 ngày trước
    • M

      Don KoffelDon KoffelTháng trước
  • 🙄 I don't know about you but, I loved it all. 😂🤣🙃 Thank you Dry Bar I give it ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple2 tháng trước
    • Yup! I agree with this 😂

      Claire DBClaire DBTháng trước
  • Gives me strong Tim Hawkins vibes! Love it

    Gwenyverre KingGwenyverre King2 tháng trước
  • Good man

    Brian BoysBrian Boys2 tháng trước
  • My new favorite. Saving this one to listen to over and over

    40stefanie40stefanie2 tháng trước
  • Lol😂😁 very funny guy lol so can relate when comes to cats lol

    JByepitsmeJByepitsme2 tháng trước
  • Honesty, I don't think its a bit funny. I think its disgusting talking about something that osnt funny. Where does it say that this humor is funny? Oh well ,_who cares ,_right? The fact that dogs and cats can't hold their tail down, or dogs. Disgusting creatures. I don't own either and never will. As far as o am concerned ,_they have short memories, and as about worthless as tits on a bore hog. If you like them,_that's OK. Nothing wrong with either. They ate both watch alarms. But,_forget itfor me. I can barely take care if myself let alone have either. Especially if I don't have a job . been out of work for 2 years. Couldn't afford either. Anyway, I am going to stop watching this tasteless humor. Not funny at all.

    William RogersWilliam Rogers2 tháng trước
  • Awesome!

    averagemodeleraveragemodeler2 tháng trước
  • Cassettes vs iPods. I had 4 cassette cases with 50 cassettes in each. About 2200 songs and all of then just about fit on my phone. I have a bootleg tape of Ozzy Ultimate Sin tour live concert I recorded. You could have gone to jail for that. Now people bring out their phones and record.

    Flash-Of-The-BladeFlash-Of-The-Blade2 tháng trước
  • Do people in Provo Utah even know who Rob Zombie is?

    Flash-Of-The-BladeFlash-Of-The-Blade2 tháng trước
    • @Tommi Baker Are you saying that the Wiseguys crowd would get it? 😅

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
    • Provo,yes people attending Dry Bar no

      Tommi BakerTommi Baker2 tháng trước
    • Yeah I doubt it cuz they didn't laugh nearly as hard as I did! 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine Christy2 tháng trước
    • @Angry Applesauce I know neither am I idiot? okOk I'll look them up.

      Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block2 tháng trước
    • Does Rob Zombie know who Rob Zombie is?

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
  • 5:47 🤣😂🤣😂 I can't breathe! So funny!

    IntrepidFraidyCatIntrepidFraidyCat2 tháng trước
  • You could play a drinking game with how many times this guy says Poop 😏 You would be on the floor ... Then talking to the poop receptacle all night long... 😁

    Mark HendrixMark Hendrix2 tháng trước
  • Dogs love you. Cats don't love you. They love themselves on you.

    Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer2 tháng trước
    • @CJ Lilac I guess you're right. My wife and I are celebrating our 6th decade together. Gotta be something wrong with at least one of us.

      Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer2 tháng trước
    • Ferengi profiteer not psycobabble if it’s true

      CJ LilacCJ Lilac2 tháng trước
    • Nobody else love cats for being cats and dogs for being dogs?

      Ferengi profiteerFerengi profiteer2 tháng trước
    • Nathan Hermond the quieter is debatable but I agree with everything else

      CJ LilacCJ Lilac2 tháng trước
    • Wrong! Cats are just as loving and affectionate as dogs. Also less work. And quieter. I should know since I work with a foster/adoption organization for cats and dogs.

      Nathan HermondNathan Hermond2 tháng trước
  • OMGosh! Throwback to the tape recorder play and record button, trying to cut out the DJ. I remember using a biro pen trying to get the unravelled stuff into the cassette. Cats are fab and belong in homes and hearts. I had no idea dogs ate their own turds. He's very funny!

    Reehana TajReehana Taj2 tháng trước
    • @Kurt E. Clothier My dog owned it. He'd get mad when we'd leave and crap in front of the door. Come home, he'd be a few feet away staring at us with this look "Yeah, I did that. Teach you to leave me alone."

      Drtbag39Drtbag39Tháng trước
    • Yeah, I agree with Kurt. Usually they don't eat their own turds unless trying to hide it, or if they are just retarded. And my dog used to get in our cat's litter box and eat her poop, my ex called them crunchies! Lol we had to put up a baby gate to keep him out cuz I'd have to scrape the clumping litter off the roof of his mouth and outta his throat so he wouldn't choke. Not very smart when it came to that... 😆

      Catherine ChristyCatherine Christy2 tháng trước
    • @Jeremy Moulton dogs shouldn't eat their own. the most common reason I know of for them to do it is fear they will get in trouble later. Like if the owner came home and got mad at them and rubbed their nose in poop they left in the house. But some dogs are just dumb and eat it for no reason.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. Clothier2 tháng trước
    • I recorded the audio of entire movies on cassette tapes. I thought I'd beat the system!

      Angry ApplesauceAngry Applesauce2 tháng trước
    • Oh yeah, SOME dogs do, they'll eat their own, another dog's, but the favorite is CAT crap! We call them almond roca. So gross.

      Jeremy MoultonJeremy Moulton2 tháng trước
  • If people felt that their car and possessions were safe with the windows down, it would be ok to leave the kids in a car. No. Electric windows make escape impossible with the engine turned off. So. Blame the Autotheft Industry.

    Deborah DuthieDeborah Duthie2 tháng trước
    • It is never ok to leave your kids in the car for multiple reasons, having absolutely nothing to do with the auto theft industry. 1st, like Kurt said, it depends on the weather, if its too hot or too cold. But most importantly, you can't 100% trust that they aren't gonna open the door and wander away. And there are a LOT of psychopaths out there and they could just walk up and take your kid. If you love your kids and care about their safety and well-being, then you would never even think about leaving them in the car...

      Catherine ChristyCatherine Christy2 tháng trước
    • You also have to worry about it being too hot/cold for kids in there during most of the year.

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. Clothier2 tháng trước
  • Cats should be in the house but Doug you stay up on that stage because you are not only funny but so relatable. Thanks for the laughs.☺😂🙋‍♀️

    Lu KaplanLu Kaplan2 tháng trước
    • Cats certainly do NOT belong outside, you are correct Lu Kaplan.

      nuaru100nuaru100Tháng trước
    • @jeremy toutain If you are allergic, don't get a cat.

      StarkStarkTháng trước
    • Not when you're allergic they don't.

      jeremy toutainjeremy toutainTháng trước
  • Wow, He was dull. Nothing really struck me as laugh out loud funny... Now haters are going to hate.

    ravenloransravenlorans2 tháng trước
    • ....I find my mood effects the way I see comics , sometimes nothing is funny .

      sue easonsue eason2 tháng trước
    • the go to for a lot of "clean" comedy routines is to talk about old stuff, like, " hey remember when we used a coat hanger as an antenna? good times!"

      Kurt E. ClothierKurt E. Clothier2 tháng trước
    • The jokes were funny, the delivery needed work. If he keeps working he will get better in time.

      nadtnadt2 tháng trước
    • @Erica Allbright yea its a safe kind of everyday life kinda comedy

      Delron MackayDelron Mackay2 tháng trước
    • It's a certain kind of comedy for sure... super clean, homely... which when you have dry bar comedy the easiest route is the poop route so it's not everyone's cup of tea lol

      Erica AllbrightErica Allbright2 tháng trước
  • Guess he doesn't know cats. You don't own a cat , they allow you to be around them.

    Frank MooreFrank Moore2 tháng trước
    • @CJ Lilac No u

      MaesterfulMaesterful26 ngày trước
    • You got that right! lol

      peej mpeej m26 ngày trước
    • @CJ Lilac We get it, cats are great, you just suck.

      StarkStarkTháng trước
    • Maesterful stfu

      CJ LilacCJ Lilac2 tháng trước
    • Yeah they're pricks all right

      MaesterfulMaesterful2 tháng trước
  • This guy was great!! 😀😀

    Jacqueline HunterJacqueline Hunter2 tháng trước
  • I love this guy best stand-up in years

    Josh WheelerJosh Wheeler2 tháng trước
  • This guy looks like Edward Richtofen

    Stalin's MoustacheStalin's Moustache2 tháng trước
    • Stalin's Moustache “oohhhh vundabar!!!”

      Alex KritikosAlex Kritikos2 tháng trước
    • @Alex Kritikos "That is not a lever Richtofen!!"

      Stalin's MoustacheStalin's Moustache2 tháng trước
    • Zie doctor loves shtabbing

      Alex KritikosAlex Kritikos2 tháng trước
  • Diseñador inteligente 66

  • Diseñador inteligente 66

    Luis Alfredo Viloria AbreuLuis Alfredo Viloria Abreu2 tháng trước
  • My cats don't even cover their poo. 🤦‍♀️ But they'll look at it, get spooked or something and dart out of the box to the other end of the house and that says a lot bc my cats are hefty, both 13lbs. Lol

    Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson2 tháng trước
    • My daughters cat weighs 28 pounds and I don’t even wanna look at it in the litter box. He’s a Maine coon and he’s not overweight at all.

      Janet RossJanet RossTháng trước
    • 😂😂

      Essence MassonEssence Masson2 tháng trước
  • Funny guy!

    Liane HuntingLiane Hunting2 tháng trước
  • Same

    Snowstorm JinxSnowstorm Jinx2 tháng trước
  • Best starting quote to a clip so far.

    Matt HaneyMatt Haney2 tháng trước
    • I loved "we are all one amazon click away from buying an orange cone and making traffic go wherever we want"

      HolybudHolybud2 tháng trước
  • This guy is funny!!! 😊😃

    Kathryn JohnsonKathryn Johnson2 tháng trước
  • Cats pick who they want to be with. No matter what

    bob Thomasbob Thomas2 tháng trước
    • ​@ursamagick MT Do you even own a cat?

      TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlueTháng trước
    • @JeAnna They don't get to choose... and I recently had a conversation with their leader ( I speak a few of the most common cat tongues ) and it was confirmed that they don't care. They're pretty hard to understand as they're kind of dumb... so the conversation was more like: "Food. like food. blob has food. like my butt". Unless you speak any of the cat tongues, you won't understand the nuances, so you'll have to trust me.

      TheNewGreenIsBlueTheNewGreenIsBlueTháng trước
    • TheNewGreenIsBlue stfu, cats are smarter than dogs

      CJ LilacCJ Lilac2 tháng trước
    • Sounds like any animal or person, that being said, one does not always choose who they love, nor can they, for that matter

      Brandon O'NeilBrandon O'Neil2 tháng trước
    • @TheNewGreenIsBlue they are... However he's incorrect...not all cats choose their owners. Some get picked up in shelters and gets chosen by if they're cute. Strays try to pick their homes if that person will take them in.

      Amanda PetersonAmanda Peterson2 tháng trước