Alarm Clocks Aren't What They Used To Be. Dwayne Perkins

01 Th11, 2020
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Alarm clocks aren't what they used to be according to Dwayne Perkins. It's almost like they don't even want you to wake up anymore! Whether you enjoy listening to an alarm on your phone called gentle nudge or whether you miss the old days of the clock radio, this comedy clip from Dwayne Perkins full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end. Watch "Dwayne Explains" by Dwayne Perkins only at
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  • I'm a diabetic and I loved that diabetic joke he threw in there. For me I have to limit how much of the sweets I can have. I admit I do Krispy Kreme once about every 3-4 months. It's a miracle I've controlled myself since I don't live too far from one. I definitely hate the cell phone alarms I can't hear a majority of them. I think there should be an alarm that says really loud You Suck, nothing would wake someone up faster than hearing the phrase You Suck, although I may be tempted to bash the alarm afterwards

    Scott MeckleyScott Meckley8 ngày trước
  • Soo funny! Just as good as the 1st time on dry bar!!

    Heather SackettHeather Sackett11 ngày trước
  • This dudes hilarious

    DzNtzRonFyreDzNtzRonFyre13 ngày trước
  • Bell alarms gave you such PTSD, you automatically woke up just in time to deactivate them before they woke up to wake you up!

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Nancy MuiaNancy Muia11 ngày trước
  • The only way someone not drinking is a problem for me is if they provided the liquor. Like if they had a half bottle of scotch and they pour my glass, but they tell me they ain’t having any because they don’t drink. That’s when I get suspicious.

    Libertarian ExodusLibertarian Exodus17 ngày trước
    • Yeah, that's pretty suspect. I wouldn't drink it.

      T JT J2 ngày trước
  • 😁

    Poca HontasPoca Hontas17 ngày trước
  • Man, I like this guy ! So funny !

    Jimi KelleyJimi Kelley18 ngày trước
  • I met lots of people in my life who did hard drugs, and none of them ever tried to pressure me into doing drugs with them, but every single person tries to get me to drink if I say I don't drink or they will get me a beer and say oh I thought you just didn't want to get shitfaced - I thought we were talking about alcohol poisoning, but you don't drink at all????

    miss bellinamiss bellina19 ngày trước
  • I tell people I do not eat dairy because, of my lactose and every single time. People look at you like you disrespected their entire family when you say you do not eat cheese.

    Claire HaireClaire Haire20 ngày trước
    • exactly !

      L WillL Will18 ngày trước
  • My first alarm clock was Mom saying it's time to get up, her snooze alarm was a cold glass of water :-)

    Mark EdwardsMark Edwards21 ngày trước
  • Where is the full version of this ?????

    The Two GardensThe Two Gardens21 ngày trước
  • So funny! Thanks!😁

    Caroline RCaroline R21 ngày trước
  • one of my favorite comedians, his routine is the best

    Hector RiveraHector Rivera22 ngày trước
  • I made this 70 comments sry, i ruined the 69 for this.

    Ed’s mock’s and reviewsEd’s mock’s and reviews22 ngày trước
  • Waterburst - any pregnant woman will tell you that's the number one best alarm on the planet! :-D

    Heidi LawrenceHeidi Lawrence22 ngày trước
  • Great set.

    Robert SchwartzRobert Schwartz22 ngày trước
  • That's my alarm 😂😂

    Rachel KrumpelmanRachel Krumpelman22 ngày trước
  • Fine material, well delivered. Bravo, sir!

    Dan LewisDan Lewis22 ngày trước
  • I saw an alarm that sprays you with water

    GodsOHmanGodsOHman22 ngày trước
  • gives me some Dave Chappell vibes at the end

    Kenobi BryantKenobi Bryant22 ngày trước
  • Baaahhhhh, that’s my alarm tone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Kia828Kia82822 ngày trước
  • Bling bling bling bling bling is actually my alarm too and it wakes me up every 5am.

    Waka Waka AbbyWaka Waka Abby22 ngày trước
  • That old alarm clock with the big face and two bells at the top and a little hammer... that traumatized me to a point i woke up a few minutes before it went off.

    KobainKobain22 ngày trước
    • Same here! My body new to get up before it went off.

      sema6008sema600820 ngày trước
    • Bell alarms!! God, I miss those

      Adaline OCAAdaline OCA21 ngày trước
  • 0:40 I have no more stress with the help of, *p a i d t o b e h o m e .c o m*

    Richard StarkRichard Stark23 ngày trước
  • Haha I had a rooster alarm... my roommates hated it!

    Steve RobinsonSteve Robinson23 ngày trước
    • That's hilarious! I'd probably hate it too, if it wasn't mine. LOL. On The Animal theme it's occurred to me that someone could make an alarm that sounds like a lion roaring, or a bear, or maybe wolves howling. That would get me up!

      Mum VictoriaMum Victoria22 ngày trước
  • ♥️😀👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald23 ngày trước
  • Haha thank you for your time

    Caleb BrookeCaleb Brooke23 ngày trước
  • Need an alarm called Momma’s Coming!!!

    MamaBethsWorld #MeatballsMamaBethsWorld #Meatballs23 ngày trước
  • I have to put my two cents worth in here and recommend the siren alarm. A Walmart special. It won't shut off.. I have to admit though when I'm in really deep sleep even that will not wake me up. I work nights and so sometimes when I'm really sleep deprived and I get a chance to sleep I go so deep under someone could move a piano in and out and I would never know the difference

    Mum VictoriaMum Victoria23 ngày trước
  • Lemonjello, still laugh when I hear a unique name. 😁😁

    Matthew StewartMatthew Stewart23 ngày trước
  • The best one I've ever seen is the one where this helicopter thing would take off and you had to get up to go find it to shut it up.

    Robert KimbroughRobert Kimbrough23 ngày trước
    • There is the one that rolls away from you which is similar. Also the one you have to shoot with the gun

      ima potatoima potato22 ngày trước
  • I adore this guy. He's definitely up there with my top 10 favourite comedians! (And I'm a picky, little minx to boot!)

    Honey TrapHoney Trap23 ngày trước
  • Lol i use wave sounds that wakes me up but not in quite the rude awakening way.

    JljJlj23 ngày trước
  • 😁😁😁😁😁😁

    Robin SunriseRobin Sunrise23 ngày trước
  • 😹👏🤣

    Gaella ElwellGaella Elwell23 ngày trước
  • Mines a cop horn, and it doesn't always wake me up

  • Excellent Dwyne observations! He's great!..."I know you're diabetic" 😄

    Lillian KeaneLillian Keane23 ngày trước
    • Hahaha!😂

      Caroline RCaroline R21 ngày trước
    • @5jerry1 OOPs... I keep doing that 🤭...

      Lillian KeaneLillian Keane22 ngày trước
    • ~ You're. *

      5jerry15jerry122 ngày trước
  • Hilarious!😂

    Simply Red Island GirlSimply Red Island Girl23 ngày trước
  • 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    Nataloo Bangtan 아미Nataloo Bangtan 아미23 ngày trước
  • You should try my alarms: Godzilla Roar Ghostbusters Siren Ahooga horn sound Reveille Air Raid Dive Alarm and Red Alert.

    Mac BreckMac Breck23 ngày trước
    • @Mac Breck Right...I believe they are exactly the same...used on Ford Model T and submarines. I had one on my first car - a 1967 RS Camaro (God I wished I still that car - it was a badass whammer jammer. )

      Ray BinRay Bin22 ngày trước
    • @Casandra Sharp I use the Ahooga alarm to wake me to take the Jeep in for inspection, etc..

      Mac BreckMac Breck22 ngày trước
    • @Ray Bin That's the Dive Alarm I mentioned above. They're are similar.

      Mac BreckMac Breck22 ngày trước
    • @Casandra Sharp Next time ahooga horn goes holler out "Dive..dive..dive!" (Navy used those horns on submarines.) 😆👍🇺🇸

      Ray BinRay Bin22 ngày trước
    • @Mac Breck Hahaha! Y'kno that Godzilla Roar gotta be mean out the speakers don't blow apart...😅👍

      Ray BinRay Bin22 ngày trước
  • Need to wake up, guaranteed? Try my method... The Redbull Alarm... 1. Put a can of Redbull near your alarm clock before you go to sleep. 2. When the alarm goes off, skull the Redbull and hit snooze on the alarm. 3. TRY TO GO BACK TO SLEEP!

    thistubeisfuckedthistubeisfucked23 ngày trước
    • @Ed A Oh, coke works even better... but generally if you're awake enough to rack up rails you're pretty much aren't going back to sleep.

      thistubeisfuckedthistubeisfucked23 ngày trước
    • sounds like a gateway to cocaine

      Ed AEd A23 ngày trước
    • Sounds very effective! If you don't wake up to snooze are dead...Lol

      Ray BinRay Bin23 ngày trước
  • When I was growing up there was NO snooze buttons, BIG BEN alarm clocks,loud, one button, OFF, so I used to put it at least 4 feet from my bed, had to GET UP to shut it off!

    Katie DrewKatie Drew23 ngày trước
    • I’m old, too. I used to put my mechanical alarm clock on an overturned pie pan in the adjoining bathroom. That worked.

      Kathy YoungKathy Young12 ngày trước
    • Wow!! You are old

      jariz26jariz2620 ngày trước
    • That clock was great it had a huge bell or two on the top and rang loud enough that it if you didn't shut it off somebody would come in your room and do it.

      CRAIG BCRAIG B23 ngày trước
  • Nothing wakes you up like the flight or fight!

    Christine MitchellChristine Mitchell23 ngày trước
  • Sweet nudge. LoL 😂

    Norman HoweNorman Howe23 ngày trước
  • Where's the rest pls

    jason jasonjason jason23 ngày trước

    DD23 ngày trước
  • I know a guy who can't drink because he is allergic most of them because of the hopps.

    I Hate Stupid PeopleI Hate Stupid People23 ngày trước
  • Decent act, but that transition was rough. Whole set should be one story connected with punchlines, not random jokes connected with another 'It's good to be here in Utah'.

    ShiivaWildingShiivaWilding23 ngày trước
  • Groundhog Day forever ruined me from brick-style alarm clocks.

    Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe23 ngày trước
    • It ruined the piano for me

      Mooza0001Mooza000123 ngày trước
    • @Bae Platinum Poor Soncher..

      Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe23 ngày trước
    • hey, it ruined "i got you babe" for me!

      Bae PlatinumBae Platinum23 ngày trước
  • Tasha

    K4R3NK4R3N23 ngày trước
  • Very funny man.

    Nena ElliottNena Elliott23 ngày trước
  • He is one of the funnies comedian I watched on Dry bar.

    Reham BohamadReham Bohamad23 ngày trước
    • Keep watching then

      K R AY N EK R AY N E23 ngày trước
    • You should check out Joe Zimmerman's piece on Dry Bar Comedy. Absolutely hilarious!

      Gabrielle LaughlinGabrielle Laughlin23 ngày trước
    • Dry Bar has a lot of funny comedians, but I agree that DP is hilarious ;)

      Trebor IronwolfeTrebor Ironwolfe23 ngày trước
  • He's funny!

    curtschannelcurtschannel23 ngày trước
  • Cool. Funny too!

    michael kriebelmichael kriebel23 ngày trước