A New Mattress Is A Terrible Investment. Joe Zimmerman

29 Th08, 2020
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A new mattress is a terrible investment if you ask Joe Zimmerman, because no one has ever made a fortune flipping mattress'. Whether you're looking to invest in a new mattress, or you just want to own stock in Disney and consider yourself a company owner this clip from Joe Zimmerman's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Watch "Captain Snuggle Pants" by Joe Zimmerman only at www.drybarcomedy.com/joez
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  • Funny mattress skit. DISNEY. NO NO NO

    RAD 1234RAD 12342 tháng trước
  • heh, heh....anyone else get a mattress ad w/this video??

    nermalsturfnermalsturf2 tháng trước
  • I’m sorry I’m really not trying to be a killjoy but I don’t understand how people laugh out loud. I’m just watching with a straight face. I don’t get how these people laugh so loud at these jokes

    Becca McClearyBecca McCleary2 tháng trước
    • Some of them are plants

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 tháng trước
  • He’s like if John Mulaney had a smoker’s voice

    dan lowedan lowe2 tháng trước
  • Excellent Excellent!!

    StevenSteven2 tháng trước
  • He is great

    DASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo YordaniDASMOKE&EAT SHOW with Flippo Yordani2 tháng trước
  • There was a purple mattress add before watching this video. They need to rethink the youtube algorithm

    Strega OverlordStrega Overlord2 tháng trước
  • Yo I'd drop 100 grand on some socks

    Cosmic OrphanCosmic Orphan2 tháng trước
  • Excellent! Flipping mattresses.. clever.

    Terry FTerry F2 tháng trước
  • Excellent material and delivery.

    Vinay ReddyVinay Reddy2 tháng trước
  • how sad, never read the article... LOL LOL

    Nokuzola DlaminiNokuzola Dlamini2 tháng trước
  • 😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald2 tháng trước
  • “Isn’t that called depression?” Yes, yes it is. A good mattress is a great investment in your health and quality of life! This was quality comedy, so funny-thank you!!!

    Sarah DoanSarah Doan2 tháng trước
  • Your cadence reminds me a lot of Roger from American Dad😂😂

    Jorge OJorge O2 tháng trước
  • New app is a poor update. Search function isn't functioning. Joe Zimmerman doesn't even appear on the app.

    Bobby GilstrapBobby Gilstrap2 tháng trước
  • Wait, is this a Ted Talk?

    Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug Thomas2 tháng trước
  • Isn't that depression? 😁

    Mk MMk M2 tháng trước
  • Isn’t that called depression? 🤩🤣. Socks/house bit was excellent too. Great writing!!! Thank you.

    E K DaufinE K Daufin2 tháng trước
  • My old girlfriend was an investor in a mattress, for she earned over $18,000 on it in less than a year.

    alfr1alfr12 tháng trước
    • Well if you’re paying it’s not your girl friend

      Lame UploadLame Upload2 tháng trước
  • When I flip mattresses it's not to get a good return on investment. But rather because they are uneven due to their cheap quality.

    air portair port2 tháng trước
  • Genuinely funny.

    Clifford S.Clifford S.2 tháng trước
  • Downloaded their app. Too many commercials, LIKE THIS ONE, funny, but just enough of a short clip to get you to download their app. Unless u sub to their web app, they keep trying to get you to download their app, that had more commercials... like this one. Pete and Repeat were walking across a bridge... Anyone know a way around this endless-loop conundrum? Loaded ZOOM to talk to my medical teams and it crashed my cell phone. Took me hours to figure it out, w the help of Best Buy tecs, standing in line for an hour outside, disabled, missing 7 toes, over 60 years old... ugh! 🤗 Any and all helpful hints would be most greatly appreciated. Stay safe, everyone. New social distancing guidelines are at 26 feet. Google it. While you're there, study the long-term, sometimes permanent residual damage to the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, brain and neurological problems of C19, ok? I said STAY SAFE, for a reason... because most people aren't paying attention, sending their kids into an incubator called a School, etc. Love and praying for all, all the time, every day. ⚘ 🙏 ⚘

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 tháng trước
  • Nobody asked, but if somebody did. My answer would be, Yes. I do find him very attractive. 👌

    Lyric MaloLyric Malo2 tháng trước
    • @Lyric Malo Agree. He is attractive.

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 tháng trước
    • @Tasmar I honestly just find him attractive. Don't really have an explanation. Ha ha

      Lyric MaloLyric Malo2 tháng trước
    • Why, you like a nerdy look?

      TasmarTasmar2 tháng trước
  • “I’m gonna have to get naked and eat chipotle “. 😂😂😂 *coffee out of my nose *

    Sophie WhittakerSophie Whittaker2 tháng trước
    • Took me right out 🤣🤣🤣. Do you want a test run or a test test run? 💀

      Melea HoustonMelea Houston2 tháng trước
  • Hahahahahaha

    Javier FernandezJavier Fernandez2 tháng trước
  • I loved Beauty and the Beast. Thank you. LMAO it's so true when you own a small part of a company, you do feel a pride in that company.

    May the Schwarz be with youMay the Schwarz be with you2 tháng trước
    • @punkinhoot Trust me, I don't go around bossing people telling them that I own the place. It's just a neat feeling.

      May the Schwarz be with youMay the Schwarz be with you2 tháng trước
  • I love Joe, his Andrew Jackson bit is legendary

    HolybudHolybud2 tháng trước
  • 💣💥🔥🤣😍

    deniseguzzardodeniseguzzardo2 tháng trước
  • Apparently simulating penetration when buying a new mattress is frowned upon

    Dr Shrimp Puerto RicoDr Shrimp Puerto Rico2 tháng trước
  • 😂😂😂😂🤗

    Mercedes GalanMercedes Galan2 tháng trước
  • His voice is so soothing

    Blueberry Fundip FFXIVBlueberry Fundip FFXIV2 tháng trước
    • Great voice

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 tháng trước
    • I bet you he was raised Mennonite.

      E432 RE432 R2 tháng trước
  • Depression, isn't something, to joke about.

    Randa WilliamsRanda Williams2 tháng trước
    • Permanently offended???

      Brian BickleBrian Bickle2 tháng trước
    • I disagree. You have to laugh at it. You have to find humor. Depression is real and serious for sure (studied it, have it, etc) and at all times, laughter is crucial.

      Sarah DoanSarah Doan2 tháng trước
    • foreign particle exactly.

      Sarah DoanSarah Doan2 tháng trước
    • I have clinical depression, and I disagree. I despise the idea of treating it as some kind of sacred identity trait. To joke about it is to maintain a healthy perspective on it, to help make it manageable, and remind myself that it is only one element of my life - not my entire life.

      foreign particleforeign particle2 tháng trước
    • when you have it, it is the thing to joke about Most

      kirby taylorkirby taylor2 tháng trước
  • I mean, if you sleep like crap, you're gonna be cranky and less productive the whole rest of the day. And screw it, actually, buy yourself nice socks. You're worth it. Go for it.

    KitsuneKaiKitsuneKai2 tháng trước
    • Well since you're buying!..

      StrongnBeautifulStrongnBeautiful2 tháng trước
    • @KitsuneKai I agree that cheap and crappy mattresses are crappy... I do however also think that some crappy cheap mattresses can be as crappy as some expensive crappy mattresses. I also would like to state that many people are not maintaining an active lifestyle and that's one of the reasons of bad sleep. Train your body and every straight surface will feel better... Even the crappy matress or the floor Backproblems are often the result of a bad core and bad physique in general. So at some point I believe for a majority of the people buying expensive mattresses that their money is wasted because they are treating a symptom but not the problem. So get your matress.Put it on the floor and workout a bit. If that doesn't work, go all out and buy am expensive one. And of course you should treat yourself.

      PiPi2 tháng trước
    • @Pi I imagine you reached that decision by realizing that a cheap, crappy mattress that isn't suited to your personal needs is only going to make your sleep worse.

      KitsuneKaiKitsuneKai2 tháng trước
    • I sleep on the floor without a matress. I'm getting the best sleep ever

      PiPi2 tháng trước
    • You mean.

      James McInnisJames McInnis2 tháng trước
  • As opposed to what a used mattress

    Gaystapo007Gaystapo0072 tháng trước
  • Joe is the best. So glad he recorded one of these!

    Billy AndersonBilly Anderson2 tháng trước
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