30 Years If Marriage Is No Joke. Helene Angley

26 Th10, 2020
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30 years of marriage is no joke, trust us Helene Angley has been through it! Whether it's hiding your husbands ugly T-shirt at the back of the closet, or having passive arguments about the clean laundry in the basket at the bottom of the stairs, making it through 30 years of love can be exhausting but hilarious! Watch "Queen Size" by Helene Angley only at www.drybarcomedy.com/helenea
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  • We have a California king and the moron still trys to lay right on top of my little bitty corner

    FAITHFAITH9 ngày trước
  • Hilarious 🤣🤣

    Sandra ChaidezSandra Chaidez16 ngày trước
  • “I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    Kyle GKyle G24 ngày trước
    • AMEN, yes praise God. Jesus is the only way!

      CurlsOfaJamaicanJournoCurlsOfaJamaicanJourno21 ngày trước
  • Looks like others have addressed this already but should say: 30 Years OF Marriage Is No Joke.

    John CremerJohn Cremer25 ngày trước
  • Title typo.

    A KA K26 ngày trước
  • 18 and life to go that’s how most men make me feel that they see marriage

    Non participant BreakdownNon participant Breakdown26 ngày trước
  • She does some excellent sets. One of the actual professionals on here.

    RedRed27 ngày trước
  • Excellent Helene!!!

    StevenSteven27 ngày trước
  • 37 in March!

    Alison GilroyAlison Gilroy28 ngày trước
  • Married 30 years in July was engaged for 7 years.

    Susan GregorySusan Gregory28 ngày trước
  • Yep, marriage is not for sissies 😆

    Bibi BrinBibi Brin28 ngày trước
  • Yeah that was nice

  • Still single at 55 still looking for Mr Right !!!!

    Tesia WillisTesia Willis28 ngày trước
    • Stay single your not missing anything.

      ItsAlllRightItsAlllRight27 ngày trước
  • So the bitching last right till the end, good to know👀🙅🏼‍♀️🐮🙅🏼‍♂️🐽🧟‍♀️🤥💩🐓🎤

    Mike beeMike bee28 ngày trước
  • peak boomer's humor: husband dumb

    Dym SohinDym Sohin28 ngày trước
  • Any woman who jokes about not wanting to be intimate with her husband should be taken out with the trash... If its a hassle find someone else... there is no honor in denying your spouse. If you wanna live the life of celibacy... go be a nun. Forcing celibacy on your partner is nothing to smile about... its silent punishment... Shame on you lady-

    Gerry McNamaraGerry McNamara28 ngày trước
    • This is humor, which you apparently have no sense of. We don't know that what she says is fact, or (more likely) is totally made up. Chill.

      samipahsamipah28 ngày trước
  • ♥️👏😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald28 ngày trước
  • A lot of people today aren't married they're contracted. Looking for the right time to cash out in their divorcerape.

    • @Mlody_voltaire Im sorry I kinda suck at Grammar.

      Glo ZGlo Z28 ngày trước
    • @GEAUX FRUGAL Im so sorry...

      Glo ZGlo Z28 ngày trước
    • @Glo Z I got married and had no other plans. Not her I was just another branch oh her way to a better deal.

    • @Glo Z you're not dumb, just not jaded.

      Mlody_voltaireMlody_voltaire28 ngày trước
    • Am I dumb or I dont understand what youre trying to say....🤕

      Glo ZGlo Z28 ngày trước
  • ˢᵒ... ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʸᵖᵒ, ʰᵘʰ?

    Jay NyutheJay Nyuthe29 ngày trước
    • So slow today I read it the way they typed it...took a couple of seconds to process it was wrong lmfao then seen this comment

      Rose CastilloRose Castillo15 ngày trước
    • @A K very carefully

      mike barmike bar25 ngày trước
    • Very carefully

      mike barmike bar25 ngày trước
    • Magic

      mike barmike bar25 ngày trước
    • How did you make tiny text?! ._.

      A KA K26 ngày trước
  • Hey you! You are awsome ! God work one The vidoe You make my day !

    Monkydollqueen 69Monkydollqueen 6929 ngày trước
  • 30 Years OF*....Not if

    Brett KingBrett King29 ngày trước
  • My granddad n grandma was married for over 40 yrs, and she missed him every day after he passed for 30 yrs she lived to be 99 1/2 and never remarried .. used to say 'Odell are you still my baby' ..''Odell is dead" - U will miss and regret one day and wish he was there to roll too

    beatleme2beatleme229 ngày trước
  • Way too hyper, stop double -talking.

    Mike SMike S29 ngày trước
    • I don't care for her repeating herself, either. The energy level is fine, IMO

      CalLadyQEDCalLadyQED28 ngày trước
    • Mike S-- Exactly!

      Craig AllenCraig Allen29 ngày trước
  • You should probably proofread the title before posting the video

    Justin SandersJustin Sanders29 ngày trước
  • Ok, she's killing me. 32 years here. I tried not to laugh but she got me. Good job!

    sptt 144sptt 14429 ngày trước
    • 32 here too

      mark alanoormark alanoor28 ngày trước
  • Is there a typo in the title? Should it be " 30 Years *OF* Marriage I No Joke."

    Purdy Persuasive †Purdy Persuasive †29 ngày trước
  • I’ve seen her live, she’s absolutely amazing and a very nice person.

    Mama KarabaMama Karaba29 ngày trước
    • Anyone who is willing to lift up her shirt to show off her control top is a woman I want to share pie with.

      HeatherHeather28 ngày trước
  • You shouldn't publicly complain about the one you "love." Remember YOU picked him.

    Mike BeaumontMike Beaumont29 ngày trước
    • @Mike Beaumont She's purposely ignoring that word.

      Rusty LeeRusty Lee28 ngày trước
    • @Heather key word PUBLICLY

      Mike BeaumontMike Beaumont28 ngày trước
    • @Mike Beaumont when my husband gently chides me for not being able to do laundry, I laugh. I can laugh at myself. I hope you can laugh at yourself.

      HeatherHeather28 ngày trước
    • Imagine getting offended at a comedy bar 😂😂😂

      yanie olbesyanie olbes28 ngày trước
    • @Heather do you publicly make jokes about it? I'm not saying that you can't vent I'm saying don't publicly do it. How would you feel about it if it was done to you?

      Mike BeaumontMike Beaumont28 ngày trước
  • My parents had 65 - dumdn de dum biotch....

    Jim MitchellJim Mitchell29 ngày trước
  • Dang title titler got the autocorrect bug, too.

    Rich 85Rich 8529 ngày trước
  • He knows the basket is there, he knows she wants it upstairs, he doesn’t care. Women like it when a man just sometimes doesn’t care what she wants. If he did all the things for her all the time, she would have left many years ago.

    N8errificN8errific29 ngày trước
    • ??🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️??

      Lu KaplanLu Kaplan28 ngày trước
    • ?

      Jenni KaederJenni Kaeder29 ngày trước
  • You reminded me of an event, nothing to do with marriage, everything to do with male mentality. I once shared a 2nd floor apartment with another teenage girl and 2 teenage guys, totally platonic. We girls did the cleaning, the guys took the trash to the dumpster, 2 floors down, SOMETIMES! Once we had 3 large paper bags full, after 2 days of asking them, I put the bags at the top of the stairs. GUESS WHAT, they walked around the bags and went downstairs.

    Katie DrewKatie Drew29 ngày trước
    • @ItsAlllRight Kinda makes you wonder, I had gotten an "indignant reply from a "guy" saying how clean his place was and what a great cook he was, etc., etc. I apologized for offending him.

      Katie DrewKatie Drew27 ngày trước
    • Yeah my husband and sons do the same thing. I had even put the garbage bag in front of the door blocking it and the husband moved the bag out of the way and left it there 😑🙄😠

      ItsAlllRightItsAlllRight27 ngày trước
    • @ValiBG I second that.

      Mlody_voltaireMlody_voltaire28 ngày trước
    • I more than once lived with women and men and mixed and all that. Many times, the men were cleaning up after the women too. There's no such thing as "male mentality". You come to my room at any time, you'll like what you see. You come after me in the kitchen, you'll be eating there, you'll enjoy it. I live with people that don't flush the toilet. Man and woman. Also another man and woman that are very, very clean. It's just how people are raised, common sense is taught in families, not at school. Btw, if you want to see my room, you're invited, miss Drew ;)

      ValiBGValiBG29 ngày trước
  • If you think 30 year's is long try soulmates

    mike barmike bar29 ngày trước
    • 😂😂

      Mama KarabaMama Karaba29 ngày trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Corey MarshallCorey Marshall29 ngày trước
  • She's nice

    Gary NicolasGary Nicolas29 ngày trước
  • LMAO! 😆

    Clifford S.Clifford S.29 ngày trước
  • Couldn’t make it past the first two minutes

    Tyler PondTyler Pond29 ngày trước
    • Life is so hard.

      Brian BickleBrian Bickle28 ngày trước
    • @Heather You might be right, but I mean the video. I couldn’t watch more than two minutes lol

      Tyler PondTyler Pond29 ngày trước
    • As a woman who has been married for over 25 years, you hang on, get a good smile, a chuckle, and that's worth it.

      HeatherHeather29 ngày trước
    • Not wit her

      Scooter McgavinScooter Mcgavin29 ngày trước
  • Why so much Helene

    Zach GZach G29 ngày trước
  • 30 years of marriage is no small feat.

    rodog818rodog81829 ngày trước
  • Karen does Stand Up... 🤢🤮

    KobainKobain29 ngày trước
  • My mom and step-dad of over 50 years? He is retired Military Sergeant and has many hunting and other guns and they both pack heat. Yes, in their 80's! Mom, how do you do it, what's the secret of marriage longevity? MOM: You think I haven't thought of walking down that hallway and "exercising my 2nd Amendment Rights" a few times over/during/after 50 years? Chill, people. True story. He's a Pastor and elder at their Church... she still Carry's a few... 1 in her purse, one at her bedside, one in the LR, the kitchen, the family room, one in each of their 5 vehicles, a few in each of their 5 RVs, lol... DON'T MESS W MY MOMMA! One night, old country winding road... Mom driving, pouring down rain. I was in the front passenger seat. A young couple walking. She was very PG. Mom hit the brakes and put it in reverse. MOM... NO!, MOM, DON'T DO THIS. MOMMM! The guy started popping off at the mouth. He was behind me, momma PG behind mom in the back seat of the SUV. You know I could kidnap you, steal your SUV, kill you, run up your credit card, drop your bodies off somewhere in a ditch on a backroad?? Mom hit the brakes, pointed her 44 straight at his face, inches away and said, Get the f out of my car. She is a pastor's wife and a Missionary's daughter. She NEVER swears. They got out, lol. Yet... over 50 years later... they are still together and love our Lord and each other. Hang in there, y'all, ok? This, too, shall pass...

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom29 ngày trước
    • Never thought I'd be reading short stories in comment sections lol

      Alexandra ZhangAlexandra Zhang28 ngày trước
    • What a pistol Mom is! Love it. Reminds me of my gun tote’n folks!

      ShakeenaShakeena29 ngày trước
  • Women.... anything else to whine about?

    Mark CMark C29 ngày trước
  • 😂🤣🙃

    MrsGreen AppleMrsGreen Apple29 ngày trước
  • Typo in title

    G SG S29 ngày trước
    • @Kobain LOLOL

      G SG S28 ngày trước
    • Yh i noticed aswell, It should read: Karen Does Stand Up.

      KobainKobain29 ngày trước

    Stephen DovenStephen Doven29 ngày trước
    • @Stephen Doven I am not for Biden. Did you not understand my comment?🙄

      ** smilejustbecause **** smilejustbecause **27 ngày trước
    • @Min Cho It honestly deeply disturbs me than nobody cares about this, the fact that nobody will even report on it is sickening. Believe all women huh??? Tara Reid??

      Stephen DovenStephen Doven29 ngày trước
    • @N8errific hahaha tell that to creepy Joe and his human trafficking son 🤣 😂

      Stephen DovenStephen Doven29 ngày trước
    • go away

      Min ChoMin Cho29 ngày trước
    • Put some clothes on.

      N8errificN8errific29 ngày trước
  • Leave it to a woman to be so disrespectful and ungrateful. Then make it a joke. Disgusting.

    nh1901nh190129 ngày trước
    • @Rusty Lee I can always hope and root for her. I want everyone who loves what they do to be comfortable fiscally.

      HeatherHeather28 ngày trước
    • As if male comedians don't pick on their wives and girlfriends in their sets. SMH

      CalLadyQEDCalLadyQED28 ngày trước
    • @Nena Elliott Saying that I sense hate isn't attacking you, in my eyes. I feel like you aren't just mildly annoyed about certain things you were talking about; that you have stronger feelings than that. And those strong feelings in the two posts weren't equally aimed at women and men, just at men. That was my only point.

      Rusty LeeRusty Lee28 ngày trước
    • @Rusty Lee I agree with that. I know a lot of men that are very helpful at home, especially if the wife works a job outside of the home. But, you also attacked me, saying you saw a little of hated toward men... That just isn't so. I don't hear men at all. There are a couple I'm not fond of but I would assume everyone can find people they aren't fond of.

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott28 ngày trước
    • @Nena Elliott You somehow missed my point. Contrary to your apparent belief there are plenty of men that clean, and plenty that don't miss the toilet when they pee. My point wasn't that women are lazier, it was that there are plenty of lazy slobs on both sides, but also plenty of responsible neat people on both sides.

      Rusty LeeRusty Lee28 ngày trước
  • Who would want to roll over TOWARDS her?

    ark angel northmanark angel northman29 ngày trước
    • @Rusty Lee you made your point.

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott28 ngày trước
    • @Nena Elliott Hmmm? Like you just said, we're both calling it how we see it. Responding to things we have input on. I didn't realize you didn't want that. I'm sensing that you'd like me to stop responding, so I will.

      Rusty LeeRusty Lee28 ngày trước
    • @Rusty Lee what is your problem? Why argue with me?

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott28 ngày trước
    • @Nena Elliott Maybe to someone that finds her ugly.

      Rusty LeeRusty Lee28 ngày trước
    • @Rusty Lee you're out of your mind. It's obvious what he meant.

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott28 ngày trước
  • He's not rolling over in his bed. He's rolling over in his grave.

    xyzctxyzct29 ngày trước
    • Never give up hope 😂

      ItsAlllRightItsAlllRight27 ngày trước
  • Sounds like a healthy marriage to me

    Markise DanielsMarkise Daniels29 ngày trước
  • 30 years, IF marriage. Lol

    DachdogDachdog29 ngày trước
    • Dachdog- I gave ur comment a like solely on the basis that you are hot!

      Craig AllenCraig Allen29 ngày trước
    • @Dachdog , I know, and I was joking also. With auto correct, most everything I spell comes out wrong.

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott29 ngày trước
    • @Nena Elliott I was being funny. I'm the worst at typos. Haha. But I was making more fun of what the spelling would imply. Like saying "As if" marriage.

      DachdogDachdog29 ngày trước
    • @Major Old Lady aka, Mom Watch out, the spelling police are on duty tonight and they're hot on your trail.. LOLOL

      Nena ElliottNena Elliott29 ngày trước
    • Pardon me, but what is an IF marriage?

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom29 ngày trước